Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago#98,098
Ok, prove you are a real priest by posting a photo (do not have to show your face if you do not want to) of you in priestly garb, holding up a sign that says "Father Merrin, fora." I will believe you if you do this.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,428
Anyone can buy a priestly outfit and take a photo.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,429
@OP
I'm starting to get the feeling that you are Merrin and you have been all along. But it's not your style, and you suck at ruses eg your tranny character.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,430
@1,106,428 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I know lots about the Catholic Church. I can spot real priestly garments.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,431
> Anyone can buy a priestly outfit and take a photo.
This. I don't quite understand how the OP's/Matthew's request would prove anything.
I must say, the more I post on these boards, the more convinced I become that those who most forcefully demand "proof" of things are those who least understand what "proof" looks like.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,433
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Then just do it. I said I would believe you. I know what real priests garments look like. If you do it quickly, I will believe you.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,434
> I know lots about the Catholic Church. I can spot real priestly garments.
Yes yes yes, but why have you switched UIDs Matthew? I can never quite understand why you create an OP and then switch to an alternate UID in your very next post.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,437
You're mistakenly thinking that this detail matters.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,441
@1,106,431 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > Anyone can buy a priestly outfit and take a photo. > This. I don't quite understand how the OP's/Matthew's request would prove anything.
Why not. Especially if you did it immediately it would be pretty good evidence given that most of the world is in lockdown mode and it would be pretty damn difficult to rush out and try find a geniune looking cassock and stole right now. Certainly better than nothing.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,442
@previous (H)
Again Matthew, why do you endlessly switch UIDs?
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,445
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Irrelevant to this discussion. Now, will you post the photo?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,446
Why can you never answer why you switch UIDs so often, Matthew?
> Now, will you post the photo?
I will post the photo as soon as you explain how you imagine it proves anything.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,448
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Answer: I have three different devices that I post from. It proves that you are a priest because only a priest would have real Catholic garments at hand. Now do it, or forever be known as a coward and a fraud.
(Edited 43 seconds later.)
Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,449
Also, I know the liturgical calendar and the associated stoles and garbs. I can spot a fake.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,450
> Answer: I have three different devices that I post from.
But in the space of 50 minutes and in the same thread, why not just use 1 of them?
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,451
@1,106,445 (D) > Irrelevant to this discussion. Now, will you post the photo?
Am I you too, Matt, or are you everyone in this thread including Merrin?
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,106,453
PROOF
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,106,454
@1,106,450 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I go to the bathroom. I sit on the sofa. I use the desk. What does it matter?
Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,106,456
Post it, Merrin. It would be so easy for you to do.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,106,458
Yeah, post it, Merrin.
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,106,478
@1,106,433 (D)
How could you tell the difference? How would, for example, the priestly garments of an actor playing a priest in a television role be distinguishable from the genuine article?
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,106,480
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA) > How could you tell the difference? How would, for example, the priestly garments of an actor playing a priest in a television role be distinguishable from the genuine article?
Where would Merrin get the robes from at such short notice? (How far does his larping extend?!)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,489
> > How could you tell the difference? How would, for example, the priestly garments of an actor playing a priest in a television role be distinguishable from the genuine article? > Where would Merrin get the robes from at such short notice?
Any number of places, if I were so inclined (which I'm not, because I have my own robes). You really haven't thought this through at all have you?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,490
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
But you could not do so quickly. If you post this pic right now, I will believe you. It really is that simple.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,493
@1,106,489 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > Where would Merrin get the robes from at such short notice? > Any number of places, if I were so inclined (which I'm not, because I have my own robes). You really haven't thought this through at all have you?
Aren't you locked down? Wouldn't all those sorts of stores be closed?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,494
> > > Where would Merrin get the robes from at such short notice? > > Any number of places, if I were so inclined (which I'm not, because I have my own robes). You really haven't thought this through at all have you? > Aren't you locked down? Wouldn't all those sorts of stores be closed?
One UID, for heaven's sake Matthew!!!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,498
You have already admitted that Anon H is you. So why are you addressing yourself within minutes of posting from your alternate accounts??
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,502
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > You have already admitted that Anon H is you. So why are you addressing yourself within minutes of posting from your alternate accounts??
Could it just possibly be because I'm not Matt and it suits Matt's agenda to pretend that I am? Oh no wait. That would be impossible, because you are never wrong about anything.
Anonymous H double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,503
@1,106,498 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I notice you avoided my question twice about being locked down and unable to go out at quickly buy your larp gear.
(Edited 1 minute later.)
OP joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,504
> Ok, prove you are a real priest by posting a photo (do not have to show your face if you do not want to) of you in priestly garb, holding up a sign that says "Father Merrin, fora." I will believe you if you do this.
If he cant do this? He will be forever proven to be a LIAR.
Sorry I did not mean to have ' double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,505
@previous (OP)
Sorry I did not mean to have 'OP' in the name slot.
(Edited 23 seconds later.)
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,506
@1,106,495 (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE) > He won't post it because he is a faker.
I agree. He is, in fact, a priest-larper™ (pronounced as one word).
(Edited 44 seconds later.)
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,507
> You are such a extraordinarily weird person, Matthew.
Hey wasn't there a policy of banning folk for a while who just assume everyone is Matt
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,510
@1,106,507 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > You are such a extraordinarily weird person, Matthew.
lol, I don't think any of those particular posters are Matt. (I know I'm not.)
Sorry I did not mean to have ' replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,512
@1,106,508 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Post the pic...would it not be simple?
You are a ridiculous faker, lol.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,513
@1,106,509 (Dead !Pool..v42s) > Hey wasn't there a policy of banning folk for a while who just assume everyone is Matt
Yes, there was. Doesn't this count as 4 consecutive bans?
Sorry I did not mean to have ' replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,514
@1,106,512 (Sorry I did not mean to have ')
I'm not Matt. I'm better pretty sick of fake priests tho.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,515
> Take the picture with the sign you're fake so you cant.
Your anger is making you incoherent. Am I starting to get to you?
Sorry I did not mean to have ' replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,525
@1,106,518 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Just because you say "I can prove it" a thousand times doesn't mean you are legit.
WHY say "I can prove it" a thousand times and then not prove it?
What a goof you are.
Go on, say "I can prove it" again.
(Edited 20 seconds later.)
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,526
@1,106,523 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > Yes I can.
OK then do it. What's stopping you?
Sorry I did not mean to have ' replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,528
He can prove stuff, like syntax can I guess.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,529
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,532
Where did Matt go?
Sorry I did not mean to have ' replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,533
@1,106,531 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I can prove you're not a priest. No further action is required for me to be correct other than to repeat 'I can prove it'
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,534
@1,106,522 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You literally have, by calling him Matt or Matthew. How can a priest have such cognitive dissonance?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,536
> > > Yes I can. > > OK then do it. What's stopping you? > > [... silence ...]
Indeed, I do seem to have backed you into a corner :)
Sorry I did not mean to have ' replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,544
I'm glad we had this thread. It shows merrin cant prove shit,lol.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,545
@1,106,543 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > > > Yes I can. > > > OK then do it. What's stopping you? > > > > [... silence ...] > > Indeed, I do seem to have backed you into a corner :)
Why do you always start talking to yourself when you've lost the argument?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,546
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,559
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Are you related to syntax?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,561
Merrin, your refusal to provide so simple a proof (after all, you should have many changes of priestly garbs with you), proves that you are just a liar as usual.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,565
@1,106,558 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) @1,106,558 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U) > > No, I can't, and won't :) > Thanks, I've admitted it :)
Yes, thanks. OK, that'll be all.
@previous (Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE)
Have you ever, circumspectively, in actual fact, larped as a fake-priest™ (pronounced as one word)?
Apocalypse Indy™ !bYobIzYIFE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,566
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,654
Annnnnnnnnd TG has gone silent. Strange.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,656
@previous (N)
Father Merrin has many priestly duties to attend to. He will reply when he is able.
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,678
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Today's Monday, is it Rape A Nun day, or is that on Thursday?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,679
@previous (N)
I'm not sure that is an established tradition anywhere actually.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,681
Bert’s teeth fell out from smoking meth.
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,682
@previous (O)
Yes fora, meth will make your teeth fall out if you use it 5 or 6 times. Beware.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,698
@1,106,654 (N) > Annnnnnnnnd TG has gone silent. Strange.
I suspect he's exhausted. If he really does live in Poland (GMT+2) that means he must have stayed up ALL night obsessively replying to these shitposts. ?
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,700
Conclusion: he will not post the pic, and is thus a fraud.
Anonymous O replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,703
MAtt post a pic of your roach coach and prove you are not a fraud!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,749
> Today's Monday, is it Rape A Nun day, or is that on Thursday?
What an odd weekly regime you have.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,751
Have to come out and say it, I chuckle a little at how riled up Father Merrin gets certain people. He's not even very offensive, as posters go. He more or less just posts about being a priest. Yet several posters are furious over him.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,752
100 get. @previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Yes and he isn't like an evangelical pushy religious poster. He's just a normal guy who says he's a priest. I don't get all the hate.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,763
The hate is what really gives Merrin posts their flair. He'd be one of the most level headed and normal posters without his fan base.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,775
@1,106,751 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE) > Have to come out and say it, I chuckle a little at how riled up Father Merrin gets certain people. He's not even very offensive, as posters go. He more or less just posts about being a priest. Yet several posters are furious over him.
I chuckle at the fact that the opposite is true: "Father" Merrin gets all riled up trying desperately to win these ridiculous troll arguments to the extent that he has to edit replies. Two or three trolls battling with each other, each thinking that they are the uber-troll and the others are just angry ani, is priceless entertainment.
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,777
Still no photo lol
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,780
@previous (Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE) > Still no photo lol
Of course. There never will be. Because Father Merrin is a fakelarperpriest (pronounced as one word). He also eats peepee.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,782
@1,106,763 (C)
Yes that was my point you fora morum.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,106,786