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Topic: Coronavirus briefing in the Rose Garden starting now!

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,087

Go Trump!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,106,328

HERE COMES TRUMP!!!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,329

Birx has on a lovely outfit.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,335

Did our game changing miracle cure happen yet?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,338

@previous (B)
Yes. Hydroxychloroquine

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,341

@previous (C)
With azithromycin. You can't forget the azithromycin.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,348

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
100% success rate when you add azithromycin. The problem seems to be that Hydroxychloroquine is cheap and out of patent so generic versions are available. I guess that's why the media is attacking it, because the solution is supposed to be expensive and patented.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,350

@previous (C)
Azithromycin's patent expired (in the US) at least in 2005.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,351

@1,106,348 (C)
Oh good. Maybe we can clear this up by April.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,352

@previous (B)
People aren't going to die from the wuflu at the same rate as other countries, thanks to the Trump pill.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,353

@previous (C)
I'll believe it when I see it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,355

I thought the headline said "Olive Garden" and was surprised it wasn't a Matt thread.
@1,106,348 (C)
Has there ever been a virus in human history that is curable in 100% of all cases by taking one or two drugs????

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,363

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

What about those things the doctors use in Star Track?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,369

@1,106,355 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Just take your damn Trump pill. Thanks

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,370

@1,106,363 (F)
I dont know I never watched Battlestar Galactica. Possibly.
@previous (C)
I prefer not dying by ingesting random chemicals so I'll just go on not doing that.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,372

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fine, be prescribed your Trump pill, and not die because of it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,374

@previous (C)
I am not going to die anyway. I have never died before and I see no reason to start now.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,375

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thank Trump!

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,376

@1,106,355 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh fuck. If Trump ever has a press conference in the Olive Garden, then Minichan might not be able to contain the explosive force of the shtick that event will create.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,378

@1,106,375 (C)
Are you alright there buddy?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,379

@1,106,376 (B)
I hope that happens soon. It would be perfect.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,383

I hope he gets infected.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,472

@1,106,350 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
And that means what to you?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,483

@previous (A)
That it (and hydroxychloroquine) are both cheap. Trump's Corona Cure is not even expensive! Under $5 a month!!!!

Take that Big Pharma ??

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,487

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Except its causing a shortage of the medication for Lupus & arthritis patients. :(

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,488

@previous (H)
It's going to prevent tens, possibly hundreds, of thousands of Wuhan Flu deaths, though ???

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,596

@1,106,487 (H)

It's yet to be proven that they actually do anything for wuflu patients. Save the Trump Party for later.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,598

@previous (F)
Are you going to ignore the doctors with hundreds of patients successfully treated, and the French clinical trial success because your television told you orange man bad?

Fake Priest Merron (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,611

@previous (C)
Once these sheep have watched enough Msnbc and CNN, they believe everything Trump does other than blink his eyes is a major disservice of epic proportions to the country.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,613

@1,106,598 (C)
> the doctors with hundreds of patients successfully treated
What are doctors treating hundreds of patients with successfully? The few clinical studies of hydroxychloroquine and/or azithromycin don't add up to hundreds of anything. The French trial was like five people.

The handful of trials that came out recently did find a reduced viral load in patients. It certainly helps recovery but that isn't a cure. Results of some hydroxychloroquine trials don't even differ from control. It would be great if there were hard data indicating that it worked reliably, but that evidence isn't there yet.

If you know of a drug that has treated hundreds of cases successfully, then you should probably tell someone.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,619

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It's called the Trump pill, the French trial is 80 patients, they were cured in 6 days, and it's now approved in France. It's also FDA approved now too.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,620

@1,106,613 (B)
So he should sit still and do nothing, like the Democrats have for the last four years?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,621

@1,106,619 (C)
That is an excellent meme.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,622

@1,106,619 (C)
They would be screaming to the heavens about all the cancer Doctors and their families being done wrong by Trump.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,623

Externally hosted imageMods please excuse this one instance of pedophilia material.

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Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,628

@1,106,619 (C)
> the French trial is 80 patients, they were cured in 6 days
LOL This trial?
Clinical course: The majority (65/80, 81.3%) of patients had favourable outcome and were discharged from our unit at the time of writing with low NEWS scores (61/65, 93.8%). Only 15% required oxygen therapy. Three patients were transferred to the ICU, of whom two improved and were then returned to the ID ward. One 74 year-old patient was still in ICU at the time of writing. Finally, one 86 year-old patient who was not transferred to the ICU, died in the ID ward.

Not a cure, but most of these patients recovered. Unfortunately, there was no control group to compare anyone's progress to, so there is no way to show that these results are even the result the hydroxychloroquine/azithromycin treatment and not just normal progress of patients under medical supervision. This group had a ten day treatment regimen, not six days.

The first trial involved 42 patients, six of which were dropped from the data because three were moved to intensive care, one became ill from the drug, one left, and one died. There were only five patients left in the hydroxychloroquine/azithromycin treatment group at the end, but they all recovered. This treatment was measured over six days.

> it's now approved in France. It's also FDA approved now too.
Both drugs have been approved for a long time and still are, just not approved to treat COVID-19.

So five people from a problematic trial and 80 people from a group not measured against a control. Still not hundreds of cases let alone hundreds of successfully treated cases. Plus you're not even being consistent with making up your details about treatment length and success rate.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,635

Imagine Sleepy Joe was in charge of this shit!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,636

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,637

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