Topic: 365,914 USAmericans died last year from obesity related coronary disease. All of them preventable
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,083
That's 1000 per day
Imagine if the media focused on that with up to date daily number counts. Fat fucks will wear masks and gloves to protect against a virus but won't stop stuffing their faces with McDonalds?
Imagine if the media focused on that with up to date daily number counts. Fat fucks will wear masks and gloves to protect against a virus but won't stop stuffing their faces with McDonalds?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #1,106,314
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,336
If you die from heart disease right now and are found to be an asymptomatic carrier of the wuflu then you are added to the number of virus deaths. Clearly the USAmerican obesity association is outraged by this, and are working hard to keep their kill count up.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,339
I'm never gonna die.
I'll be 99 years old still chugging half and half eating chicken fried steak and posting dank memes ???
I'll be 99 years old still chugging half and half eating chicken fried steak and posting dank memes ???
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,357
I was smoking crack while pumping gas the other day. It always leaves a bad taste in my mouth so I put down the pipe to gargle with some gasoline I sucked off the pump. I belched a giant fireball toward some guy's kids who were in a minivan at the next pump over. Someone had the sheer fucking audacity to complain about my actions being dangerous. Can you believe that? Before I put my blindfold on and drove away, I fired a gun wildly in the air and screamed, "365,914 USAmericans died last year from obesity related coronary disease. The media has brainwashed you. Pay attention to the real dangers around you, sheeple!"
I ran over a couple of people on the way out and I bet they weren't even aware of just how dangerous heart disease can be. I tried to yell some figures at them as I heard them thumping on my hood, but they wouldn't stop screaming. "Stop trying to get out of the way! Don't you know that you're statistically more likely to die of cancer or heart disease?!"
Some people have no sense of perspective.
I ran over a couple of people on the way out and I bet they weren't even aware of just how dangerous heart disease can be. I tried to yell some figures at them as I heard them thumping on my hood, but they wouldn't stop screaming. "Stop trying to get out of the way! Don't you know that you're statistically more likely to die of cancer or heart disease?!"
Some people have no sense of perspective.
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:( It's ok, I hope we can still be internet acquaintances since I really enjoy ketchup
:( It's ok, I hope we can still be internet acquaintances since I really enjoy ketchup