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Topic: The fucking craziest shit just happened to me right now

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,077

Okay so I saw a random girl on my snapchat stories, its 2am over here, so i thought fuck it, im bored, im gonna send her a picture. So i sent her a picture of my face. She replied and asked me if this was "actually (insert my name)" so i was like bruh who tf is this im gonna play along, so i said yeah it is, long time no speak.

She proceeds to tell me how sorry she is for blocking me and not talking to me and shit so im like wtf do i have to pretend to be a crazy ex or sum, so i say yeah its no problem i dont hold onto things.

"Where are you right now?" i said and she told me shes in her house, why, so this nigga said it looks different and she said "yeah i just had it decorated"

Like wtf, idk this girl and somehow i have guessed she had her room redecorated lol.

Anyhow, i give up the fun at this point and i tell her straight "look imma be honest idk who this guy is that you think youre talking to but i aint him, but id appreciate it if you sent me a picture of him or something since it seems ive found my doppelganger"

She replies with laughing faces, telling me thats funny but no its definitely the right person.

At this point im like what the fuck is going on, is she giving me a taste of my own medicine? Leading me on like i led her on?


No.

Turns out that during my 3 day binge of xanax BACK IN FUCKING NOVEMBER i somehow got this girls snapchat and had been talking to her but she cut me out all of a sudden. So whilst ive been sat here thinking im so funny pretending to be someone im not, she actually fucking knew me.

My head has been sent west by this situation. I swear to god, when you think you've figured out all the shit you've done on xanax, you always end up learning new shit that you done.

TL;DR I pretended to a girl of whom i didnt know that i was someone else, turns out i actually met her back in NOVEMBER when i was on a 3 day xanax binge my head is fucking gone lol im not even high rn

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later[^] [v] #1,106,196

tl;dr

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,197

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

TL;DR I pretended to a girl of whom i didnt know that i was someone else, turns out i actually met her back in NOVEMBER when i was on a 3 day xanax binge my head is fucking gone lol im not even high rn

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,201

@previous (A)
Do more drugs.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,203

I read it OP and that’s weird. That’s why you shouldn’t abuse drugs.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,222

@previous (C)
Or maybe switch to a different drug other than the one that makes him excited to role play as a girl.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,227

@previous (D)
You didn’t read the OP

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,229

@previous (C)
I skimmed it and errantly misconstrued the content. Oops.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,240

I'm not surprised, xanax is a powerful drug

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,262

@previous (E)
*Hydroxychloroquine

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,277

Snapchat is for fags ? ?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,334

@1,106,201 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Do more drugs.
This OP.

Doing more more drugs is the only way to sort out your true identity and fix the timestream.
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