Topic: Here's my idea to stop the Coronavirus
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #98,076
Order everyone to stay at home and enforce it for 30 days.
Those who have it are going to die.
Those who don't will survive.
Problem solved.
Those who have it are going to die.
Those who don't will survive.
Problem solved.
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,106,184
Then they'll just catch it after the 30 days
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,185
Who would enforce it if no one can leave their home? Terminators? Do we have those yet?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,188
@1,106,184 (dreamworks)
> Then they'll just catch it after the 30 days
No, it is only person to person, which is why they talk of social distance. The virus will die off with those that die. Cremate the dead ones to make sure the virus inside the bodies burn too.
@previous (C)
Police, and national guard. Even though terminators would be pretty badass!
> Then they'll just catch it after the 30 days
No, it is only person to person, which is why they talk of social distance. The virus will die off with those that die. Cremate the dead ones to make sure the virus inside the bodies burn too.
@previous (C)
Police, and national guard. Even though terminators would be pretty badass!
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,190
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,191
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,300
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,615
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,800
Don't stop it! I get to stay in and get paid to do nothing.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,880
I've heard that the "proteins" or whatever it's called... That the proteins on the virus which it uses to hook itself onto another cell with, that this protein won't change with mutations. So possibly, if we make a harmless version of covid19 and then infect everyone with it, then we have herd immunity.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,882
@1,106,800 (freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
Can you still buy your gin from the supermarket? Essential purchase, I would think.
Can you still buy your gin from the supermarket? Essential purchase, I would think.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,906
@1,106,615 (dreamworks)
> We simply have to flatten the curve
I wonder how many people who repeat this or hear it actually understand which particular "curve" it is they are talking about, or what "flattening" it means.
> We simply have to flatten the curve
I wonder how many people who repeat this or hear it actually understand which particular "curve" it is they are talking about, or what "flattening" it means.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,911
@previous (H)
It means flattening the curves on the virus to make it cube shaped instead of spherical.
It means flattening the curves on the virus to make it cube shaped instead of spherical.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,912
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,940
here's a swell doing-it-yourself virus face barrier, cheap!
You a need a clear plastic sandwich bag or some such. It needs to be large enough to envelope your whole head, and then you can tape down the edges at your neck. Bang pow done
You a need a clear plastic sandwich bag or some such. It needs to be large enough to envelope your whole head, and then you can tape down the edges at your neck. Bang pow done
ftd !Cs02iDB7RA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,582
@1,106,882 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Just saw this. Yes I can still buy precious gin ? I also order from Tesco and they bring it to me.
Just saw this. Yes I can still buy precious gin ? I also order from Tesco and they bring it to me.
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,110,614
Gonna butter the coronavirus to the ceiling m8 and have a bubble!
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,420
@1,106,185 (C)> Who would enforce it if no one can leave their home? Terminators? Do we have those yet?
I said this in jest, but it looks like I should have known better than to tempt fate. After all, it's 2020, the year where no statement is too ridiculous to become reality.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,422
There's something about those robot things that makes me want to kick the shit out of it
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,423
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,424
@previous (D)
Stalking bots is one of Becky's hobbies. She usually stalks them on Minichan. It's nice to see that she found a way to pursue her hobby outside for a change.
Stalking bots is one of Becky's hobbies. She usually stalks them on Minichan. It's nice to see that she found a way to pursue her hobby outside for a change.
dreamworks replied with this 5 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,432
Anonymous D replied with this 5 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,485
dreamworks replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,489
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,501
@previous (dreamworks)
This, so wtf is going on?
Hey idiot, that pool is full of deadly acid! (idiot then jumps into the pool)
This, so wtf is going on?
Hey idiot, that pool is full of deadly acid! (idiot then jumps into the pool)
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 5 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,510
Blom joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,593
I don't understand how it is moving goalposts
dreamworks replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,612
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,615
Why not just make it illegal to transmit or receive the virus ?
Like add COVID-19 to the list of controlled substances
Like add COVID-19 to the list of controlled substances
Anonymous L replied with this 5 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,616
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,617
@1,123,615 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Haven't the last few months already seen a worldwide effort to control that particular substance?
Haven't the last few months already seen a worldwide effort to control that particular substance?
dreamworks replied with this 5 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,619
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 5 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,626
@1,123,617 (C)
Yeah but it'll work better if you put it in the same list as cocaine and heroin.
Anyone caught in posession of more than 10 COVID-19 virus particles is arrested and charged with felony possession with intent to distribute. Thus, all the COVID people are immediately quarantined. After the crisis is over, all the felony charges are pardoned.
Yeah but it'll work better if you put it in the same list as cocaine and heroin.
Anyone caught in posession of more than 10 COVID-19 virus particles is arrested and charged with felony possession with intent to distribute. Thus, all the COVID people are immediately quarantined. After the crisis is over, all the felony charges are pardoned.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,632
Anonymous C replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,123,633
@1,123,626 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Maybe we can convince some US states to take the situation seriously by pretending testing for COVID-19 is just like searching for illegal drugs? We can have proud sheriff's deputies and police officers posing next to stacks of positive COVID tests showing us how tough they are on crime.
Normally, I'd say that's crazy. But it's 2020. So sure. Why not?
Maybe we can convince some US states to take the situation seriously by pretending testing for COVID-19 is just like searching for illegal drugs? We can have proud sheriff's deputies and police officers posing next to stacks of positive COVID tests showing us how tough they are on crime.
Normally, I'd say that's crazy. But it's 2020. So sure. Why not?