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Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago#98,050
After this virus situation I have an scenario for you to consider
Step 1. Find some scat porn or written scat erotica that turns you on
Step 2. Buy a Hitachi wand
Step 3. Buy some weed
Step 4.
Step 5. Purchase one feminine outfit
Step 6. Get some sort of cosmetic service for yourself, like having your eyebrows waxed or threaded, or getting a manicure and pedicure.
Once you do these things. Pick a night when your house is the emptiest. Then get yourself dolled up, cue up your porn, smoke a joint, and then use the wand.
Try these things and maybe you will finally experience some relief and relaxation.