Topic: If this thread gets a million replies I will kill myself on cam.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago#9,800
Seriously. I will do it. With a fucking knife. I will behead myself on fucking cam. Let's get this thing to a million NO A FUCKING BILLION! If you get it to a billion I will cut off my own cock and choke myself to death with it ON CAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,919
Inb4 sim locks the thread and posts a million boners.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,921
@174,917 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I am. I'll bet my life. If you do it, I'll do it. Not the cock choking thing, though. I can't, it's too small to block my airway.
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,924
Royt.
A Million joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,927
I replied to your thread. Deliver, OP.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,929
@174,921 (jump)
Well, I was hedging my bet. I am sure I will not get a billion votes. Maybe we could do it together, not the cock thing, but the suicide on cam thing. If this gets a million replies I will meet you wherever you want a week prior to suicide. We can have a real Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas type of week and then kill ourselves on cam. Deal?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,931
@174,927 (A Million)
But you didn't use a tripcode. That doesn't count. Read the rules next time Timber.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,935
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,937
@previous (jump)
Fuck yeah! If I had to die with anyone from MC it would be you and like two other people.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,943
Might as well start talking about something in this thread to get the ball rolling.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,945
@previous (D)
Keep up the good work anon. Let's do this fucking thing!!!!!
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,947
@174,943 (D)
Let's talk about how this thread is going to get to a million replies.
Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,950
@previous (D)
Or talk about how if it comes anywhere close to 1 million replies it might cause overrun errors or just flat out cause browsers to crash.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,952
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,958
@174,956 (D)
Or we could talk about how the brain is terrible at comprehending numbers and how we probably won't even make it to a few thousand, let alone 10,000 or even 100,000.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,959
Rumplestiltskin double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#174,998
@174,989 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
If you can guess my name, you don't have to choke to death on your own cock, but you only get three more guesses.
Rumplestiltskin triple-posted this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,000
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
It's not really Rumplestiltskin.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,001
We only need about 6 or 7x the posts that were made here so far. Here being MC, not this topic.
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,002
@174,998 (Rumplestiltskin)
I set the fucking terms here bronco. It is up to you to make it to a billion.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,003
People need to start shitposting in this thread.
Where are Nick and hamfist and Syntax and all the other when you need them?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,006
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
Lol, this thread will die on the vine. Viva Leo Vegas.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,008
@175,003 (Rumplestiltskin)
It's gonna take a bot to get to 1 million.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,010
@175,002 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You said a million to kill yourself. A billion to cut off your own cock and choke to death on it. A billion is impossible. Even at 2 posts per second that would take 16 years.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,012
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
I have all day for the next 16 years. I am in good health.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,017
@175,006 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
No it won't. We just need a few bots, an endorsement from a mod, and lots of shitposts. We should just invite TC over.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,018
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,041
@175,034 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
AND YET YOU DON'T LOVE ME! IT'S LIKE I'M INVISIBLE TO YOU! IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,042
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
That's because I've never loved anyone but myself my entire life. If you knew me you would know that.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,043
@175,040 (jump)
Way too easy. We've had threads break or almost break 1,000 already. If not here, on TC. Remember that "post here if you just found out this place existed" thread when it was t4c?
Rumplestiltskin double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,044
@175,042 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
But you just told Nega how much you love him.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,046
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
lol you really don't know me that well.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,047
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Watch out, Nega. Leo just wants you for your body.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,048
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
Sweaty, oily bodies throwing each other around.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 56 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,050
@175,043 (Rumplestiltskin)
So what if its easy? Leo's call.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^][v]#175,051
@previous (jump)
Tell you what. Regardless of what this thread gets, let's plan on a Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas week.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,053
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm somewhat up for that.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,054
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,095
jesus. as of right now it is only 95 fucking replies. 95. I am going to bed. disappointed. you people need to step it up a fucking lot. at this rate nothing will happen.
Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,096
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
We'll have a million by the time you wake up. Just watch.
(Edited 12 seconds later.)
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,098
@previous (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
I will dream of this and wake up with disappointment. Story of my fucking life.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,099
@175,095 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yeah, this. And tomorrow you better say my name, bitch.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,100
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
But I don't know your name. Also 100 replies?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,101
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,109
@175,107 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yeah, this. Plus, isn't Triptych like 15 years old and lives no where near you? Creepy. You made it sound like you had a real girlfriend. Turns out you're just flirting with some minor on MC.
Son...
Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,110
@previous (Rumplestiltskin)
Creepy's my middle name.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,111
@previous (Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR.)
I am so disappoint...
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#175,112
@175,109 (Rumplestiltskin)
I have no clue about what you are saying. I have never said anything about a girlfriend. I never flirted with a minor here or anywhere. You must have me confused with someone else. But nice try.'
Edit: I cannot contest the creepy part. I am a total creep and a degenerate alcoholic. I will stand behind that any time.
(Edited 53 seconds later.)
Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#175,113
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
He was talking 'bout me.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#175,114
@175,112 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It was directed at Foxygen. I was only saying "this" to your post, which was also directed at Foxygen.
Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#175,115
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#175,116
@175,114 (Rumplestiltskin)
Oh fuck. I still stand behind the creep, alcoholic, degenerate part. Also, for the record, Triptych is a horrible person who should be lynched as soon as possible.
Rumplestiltskin replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#175,117