Topic: Stimulus Checks Bill expected today!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,893

Finally. Maybe we will get the checks by the end of June.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,104,422

Hell yeah welfare...Give me that government cheese..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,436

@previous (B)
If I could stop your check from coming I would and then you'd cry.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,442

@previous (A)
Sadly for him, only people with a job will get that check.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,448

@previous (C)
Only people who filed a tax return...yep..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,457

One proposal is said to be that the 2 checks will be 1500 each!!

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,460

I can't wait to get my 1500. I'm going to get it cashed into 10 dollar bills.

can get a pack of America Spirits and a pint for like $19 dollars. I'll just peel off two of those 10s and the extra dollar will go in a jar.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,754

@previous (A)
you realize you'll only have saved like 75 dollars by the end of that right

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,765

emergency cock ring disbursement

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,766

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

The shelves are bare.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,834

@1,104,460 (A)
Why not use the money responsibly and save it for a raining day? Unless you have bills to pay that is.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,836

One week ago:

"We want to start sending these checks out immediately."

Today: "We expect the first checks to go out in three weeks."

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,837

I think people are going to start poaching cows. I haven't been able to purchase beef in two weeks and only have a pound or so left.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,839

@1,104,834 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
I will try and make it last.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,849

@1,104,837 (A)
why are you eating so much beef
rustling is a bad idea

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,851

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

Stealing a man's livestock can still get you a hanging, in Texas.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,852

@1,104,849 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Meat is Man Food.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,853

@previous (A)
yeah i bet you love man meat f*g

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,857

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Ahahahahaa...no..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,858

@1,104,837 (A)
A pound or two is a good amount of meat for one person...

You know it's just the panic buyers fucking shit up right? There's no problem with supplies. People stopped panic buying after a day or two here and the shelves are full.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,067

@1,104,836 (A)
First off, it's the government. When they say immediately it never means immediately. It usually means as soon as possible. Second off, try talking to your senator or your states representative instead of birching about it to us? If you're going to be a keyboard warrior, might as well make it count

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,083

@1,104,858 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They are NOT full here. Thanks.

350,000,000 people eat a bit more than 3,000,000.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,086

@1,105,067 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Making satirical posts in jest...about government edicts is being a keyboard warrior?
lol

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,169

hell yes

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,128

@1,104,460 (A)

> I can't wait to get my 1500. I'm going to get it cashed into 10 dollar bills.
>
> can get a pack of America Spirits and a pint for like $19 dollars. I'll just peel off two of those 10s and the extra dollar will go in a jar.

How did this plan work out for you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,108,149

There are no checks yet.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 years later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,723

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 4 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,342,724

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I was just thinking the other day how thrilled Bert would have been to see Trump back in office

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