Topic: The UK is on LOCKDOWN!
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 6 years ago #97,838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Ml-1hUISPj8&feature=emb_logo
Damn!
(gentle modedit to add PM's address to the OP)
Damn!
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,103,953
About time. His speech was cool i guess but still they are allowing people to work? Cray cray.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,960
https://minichan.org/topic/97838#reply_1103971 (more official summary)Reposting from another thread. The gist of his announcement, as I recall it:
> All shops apart from supermarkets closed down
> All gatherings of more than 2 people are now not allowed and will be dispersed
> People only allowed outside for work, buying essentials, or for exercise
> Police will now enforce all of this
Lockdown, lockdown!
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,961
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
No more than 2 people? Damn. But how would the police enforce any of this? They don’t have guns.
No more than 2 people? Damn. But how would the police enforce any of this? They don’t have guns.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,962
@1,103,960 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Oi! Dat's an eel in da black pudding, innit guv.
Oi! Dat's an eel in da black pudding, innit guv.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,963
@1,103,960 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
How will police enforce it? Will people be stopped in the street and asked why they're outside? How will you prove that you're outside for an approved reason?
How will police enforce it? Will people be stopped in the street and asked why they're outside? How will you prove that you're outside for an approved reason?
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,968
@1,103,961 (D)
Thankfully, there are other methods of policing than shooting people.
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, I don't know about that yet. There's not really any way to prove that a person is (or isn't) going to a supermarket to buy essentials. I guess it'll have to be left to the officer's judgement?
Also, the police have been horrendously cut over the past few years. I'm concerned about their ability to enforce all of this with their reduced numbers.
Thankfully, there are other methods of policing than shooting people.
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah, I don't know about that yet. There's not really any way to prove that a person is (or isn't) going to a supermarket to buy essentials. I guess it'll have to be left to the officer's judgement?
Also, the police have been horrendously cut over the past few years. I'm concerned about their ability to enforce all of this with their reduced numbers.
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,969
Wish you had an assault rifle now? Take care, friend!
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,971
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52012432 wew lads
The prime minister is announcing strict new curbs on life in the UK to tackle the spread of coronavirus.
From this evening people must stay at home except for shopping for basic necessities, daily exercise, any medical need and travelling to and from essential work.
Shops selling non-essential goods will also be shut and gatherings in public of more than two people who do not live together prohibited.
The UK death toll has reached 335.
If people do not follow the rules police will have the powers to enforce them, including through fines and dispersing gatherings, Boris Johnson said in a televised statement from Downing Street.
From this evening people must stay at home except for shopping for basic necessities, daily exercise, any medical need and travelling to and from essential work.
Shops selling non-essential goods will also be shut and gatherings in public of more than two people who do not live together prohibited.
The UK death toll has reached 335.
If people do not follow the rules police will have the powers to enforce them, including through fines and dispersing gatherings, Boris Johnson said in a televised statement from Downing Street.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,973
Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,975
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
We will see what your shtick is when the zombies come, mora.
We will see what your shtick is when the zombies come, mora.
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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,998
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,000
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
TP really isn't a big deal if you have a shower and unlimited time, hah
TP really isn't a big deal if you have a shower and unlimited time, hah
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,008
Tesco will never close!
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,017
They're ticketing you for gatherings of 3 or more here
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,020
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,062
Oregon too but not me ?
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,084
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,342
Just got a text from the government. ?Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,344
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Hey why didn't I get that text??? I want a text from the UK government as well.
Hey why didn't I get that text??? I want a text from the UK government as well.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,346
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Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,363
Brits ordered not to visit girlfriend's or boyfriend's homes during lockdown
The Government has warned couples who don’t live together not to visit each other.
Brits must not visit their boyfriend’s or girlfriend’s house if they don’t live together, Downing Street declared today.
Boris Johnson’s spokesman said people must follow the “clear” lockdown rules.
The Government has warned couples who don’t live together not to visit each other.
Brits must not visit their boyfriend’s or girlfriend’s house if they don’t live together, Downing Street declared today.
Boris Johnson’s spokesman said people must follow the “clear” lockdown rules.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,364
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@1,103,998 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> When the marauders come knocking for bog roll, naturally.
at least they knock, so they ain't all bad
> When the marauders come knocking for bog roll, naturally.
at least they knock, so they ain't all bad
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,551
I'm going to work tomorrow just to flex on UK ni??as ??
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,553
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,556
@1,104,551 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
If you lived in the UK you'd be getting a full wage for staying at home doing fuck all. ? I pity you poor Yanks.
If you lived in the UK you'd be getting a full wage for staying at home doing fuck all. ? I pity you poor Yanks.
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,104,713
BBC — Coronavirus: Off-licences added to list of 'essential' retailers ??????(Edited 1 minute later.)
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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,350
Boris has the coronavirus! Mild symptoms though, apparently.
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1243497891978756096
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1243497891978756096
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,351
Credit where it's due, I see he's leading by example in cutting his own hair. The lockdown calls for improvisational measures.
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,392
@1,105,350 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)Earlier this month: “I’m shaking hands continuously. I was at a hospital the other night where I think there were actually a few coronavirus patients and I shook hands with everybody, you’ll be pleased to know. I continue to shake hands.”
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,105,398
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Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,072
Because the Prime Minister is self-isolating after getting the coronavirus, he is now leading his Caninet underlings via a webcam! Absolutely marvellous stuff.@1,105,400 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I laughed pretty hard at this. Simpsons memes shall see us through all of this.
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,096
Lockdown could apparently get tougher! Looks like Green was right again!
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,187
Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,244
Thoughts and prayers
Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,106,384
Could be 6 months before we go back to normal.