Topic: well I guess it's time to summon Satan
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 6 years ago #97,804
Lord Satan, by your grace, grant me, I pray thee the power to conceive in my mind and to execute that which I desire to do, the end which I would attain by thy help, O Mighty Satan, the one True God who livest and reignest forever and ever. I entreat thee to inspire [name of Demon] to manifest before me that he/she may give me true and faithful answer, so that I may accomplish my desired end, provided that it is proper to his/her office. This I respectfully and humbly ask in Your Name, Lord Satan, may you deem me worthy, Father.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,103,471
Satan be like, Nigga who even talks like dat nemore??
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,472
Tell him I’m ready to accept my fate as God’s orders.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,474
Hail Satan!
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,491
E pluribus unum, a mensa et thoro ad colligenda bona contra proferentem!
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,493
Summon Santa instead.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,698
this didn't feel right. im gonna do some lords prayers and marys
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,707
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,776
HAIL SATAN!