Green, in his travels to the mystical Orient, stumbled upon an ancient, magical text in a market. He, loudly and aggressively, haggled with the seller until he got a great price on the ancient manuscript. Whilst walking back to his 5-star hotel with the servant boy he had bought, he began reading the text. Fortunately, Green is fluent in ancient Sumerian, and as he read it, he realized that it was a powerful, black-magic time machine spell! The world began to wave and fade, and Green realized that he had to select a destination quickly!
"Athens, fifth century BCE!" he cried just as the journey through time began.
Green found himself living in ancient Athens! He stayed there for a few days, enjoying the food (although some of it tasted a bit off), but then, to his horror, realized that the Delian League was gearing up for an attack on the Spartan Peloponnesian League, and they intended to conscript Green! Luckily for him, he felt his stomach start to rumble. Knowing that they would not conscript a man with transmittable sickness, they watched in disgust as Green squatted right in the middle of the street called Odos Copros. Just as he was about to release the volatile diarrhea of the ages, a general in the Athenian army ran up to him and began licking his anus. He could not hold back: he spewed forth a veritable cataract of diarrhea all over the general's face and uniform, in particular shitting up the honorary bar on the general's shoulder! Green had shat a Poop-on-Athens-Asian-bar, during the Peloponnesian War!(Edited 40 seconds later.)
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