Apocalypse Indy !bYobIzYIFE started this discussion 6 years ago#97,753
Green traveled from his village to Leeds, to investigate the famous Poltergeist case from there. He arrived, and found a pub called "The Ghost's Ale". He entered and had a few pints. He ordered roast chicken, and ate several plates, but the chicken itself smelled funny. He endeared himself to the local lads. They said they would show him the Poltergeist house. After his tour of the house, he felt that he nee4ded a diarrhea shit. He found an alley behind the house, took off his pants, and squatted. As he was about to blow out the contents of his manintestines, a Poltergeist appeared and, moaning and groaning, began to lick Green's anus! Green was terrified, and he could not help it: he spewed diarrhea all over the Poltergeist! Green had spewed a poultry-shite, on the Poltergeist!