Topic: The world gets in a worse state the longer I stay sober.
Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 6 years ago #97,730
This is the longest I've ever stayed sober and things are pretty sober. Maybe if I drink it'll reset everything and stop the pandemic!
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later[^] [v] #1,102,581
I think you're half joking, but please don't do that, you did a good thing by kicking your drinking habit. Don't throw away all that hard work.
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Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,102,633
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Yeah. I think drinking right now would be pretty stupid. If I came down with a fever with a hangover that'd be pretty brutal. When the pandemic is officially over and everyone is celebrating I may have a tipple.
Yeah. I think drinking right now would be pretty stupid. If I came down with a fever with a hangover that'd be pretty brutal. When the pandemic is officially over and everyone is celebrating I may have a tipple.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,102,639
@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Haha, allright, that sound like a better idea.
Yeah, the coronavirus and a hangover sounds like an awful time. I imagine it would be harder to groan and swear with fluid in your lungs.
Haha, allright, that sound like a better idea.
Yeah, the coronavirus and a hangover sounds like an awful time. I imagine it would be harder to groan and swear with fluid in your lungs.
Pacifist Kale !XTIaRSLg7Y joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,102,916
@1,102,633 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)You've done enough to chart the timeloops, brave pioneer. You have been an inspiration to countless others and now it is the time for your spiritual successors to tread the path that you have beaten so boldly. Only once the science of multidimensional alcoreality sculpting has been fully worked out thousands of years from now will the sober mathematicians and dusty physicists look back and realize the importance of what you have done. Future humanity will raise toast after toast in honor of Green the savior.
Rest now though, beloved friend. You can sleep safe and sober in the knowledge that, even now, a new wave of tippler chrononauts (each one with the name "Green" on their boozy lips and looking to you as the architect of our glorious movement) are picking up our bottles to steer humanity's timestream back into proper order.
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@1,102,633 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
When I drink I get blood levels of alcohol that are sky high. Can't remember having a hangover. My method is unique.
When I drink I get blood levels of alcohol that are sky high. Can't remember having a hangover. My method is unique.
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Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,103,543
Might get drunk tomorrow. See if it improves the situation. Things can't get much worse.
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@1,103,543 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Stay strong and stay sober man. The world will not change for the better if you get drunk.
Stay strong and stay sober man. The world will not change for the better if you get drunk.