Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#1,101,925
The shady temps that were just mass fired at my job will probably shoot the place up in coming days. I’ve heard some rumors. I really don’t care. We’re all gonna die one day anyway.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,101,927
@previous (B)
Not too late to head to the gun store, assuming you can pass a background check.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,101,935
The Chinese Navy will arrive by ship and make an amphibious assault off the coast of California. Syntax will be captured by a group of Chinese soldiers who thought his posts about secret CIA parachute landings in Cambodia were real. They will force him to jitterbug and shoot at his feet while he breathlessly tries to dance and then collapses on the ground. Then they will grab him by his rat tail and drag him through the streets. Syntax will then be tied to a surfboard and immolated in the town square as an example to the America pigs.
Meanwhile as the Chinese army marches across the nation a suave 21st century renaissance man armed with an Israeli bullpup rifle and a very through knowledge of Mandarin, Cantonese, and Hunanese will form the Acadian Milita that will eventually lead a rebellion against the corrupt Communist Chinese overlords by convincing the Chinese regular foot soldiers to give up their arms by giving radio address in Mandarin, Cantonese, and Huanese about the futility of their struggle against the American people.
This renaissance man will then become the leader of the disaffected Chinese army and the United States’ resistance fighters and will march to the White House and peacefully depose President Drumpf uniting both the American and Chinese people. He will be called God-Emperor Indy of the Sino-Acadian Empire.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,101,951
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,101,959
@1,101,927 (A)
There’s a gun shop on my road and I can pass a background check. It’d be easy as pie to get one but I just don’t care enough to buy one. Now if I had a family, I’d surely get one to protect myself.