Topic: If you had a black son, what would you name him?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,598
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later[^] [v] #1,100,988
Styrell.
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Toby
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If I had a black son, I can't guarantee it would survive to the 'naming' stage.
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Flavin
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My sisters black son is named Jayson
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@1,101,014 (C)
I hate the name. My 6 year old nephew is named Grayson, so I don't know why my sister would pick such a similar name
I feel like she really resents Grayson and that she subconsciously named her son something similar, for some unknown reason
I hate the name. My 6 year old nephew is named Grayson, so I don't know why my sister would pick such a similar name
I feel like she really resents Grayson and that she subconsciously named her son something similar, for some unknown reason
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tyrone probably
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L'Bert
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@1,101,019 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You should heavily lobby for any of your sisters' future sons to be named Mason.
You should heavily lobby for any of your sisters' future sons to be named Mason.
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Alfonso
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Hwam.
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No skwork
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@1,101,063 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I did not write this it is an imfursonator.
No mate. The mask slipped
> I did not write this it is an imfursonator.
No mate. The mask slipped
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Niggerboy
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Rufus
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This just in-
Federal Judge: Enough with the Stupid Names!
A federal judge has barred black women from choosing their children’s names.
A U.S. federal judge by the name of Ryan Cabrera actually forbid Black women from naming their own children.
U.S. federal judge Ryan Cabrera ordered that black mothers can no longer select names for their own children unless “at least three white people agree” to the chosen names:
After Judge Cabrera’s historic ruling, little Clitoria Jackson will likely undergo a name change.
(DETROIT) In a decision that’s expected to send shockwaves through the African-American community — and yet, give much relief to teachers everywhere — a federal judge ruled today that black women no longer have independent naming rights for their children. Too many black children — and many adults — bear names that border on not even being words, he said.
“I am simply tired of these ridiculous names black women are giving their children,” said U.S. Federal Judge Ryan Cabrera before rendering his decision. “Someone had to put a stop to it.”
The rule applies to all black women, but Cabrera singled out impoverished mothers.
“They are the worst perpetrators,” he said. “They put in apostrophes where none are needed. They think a ‘Q’ is a must. There was a time when Shaniqua and Tawanda were names you dreaded. Now, if you’re a black girl, you hope you get a name as sensible as one of those.”
Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.
Federal Judge: Enough with the Stupid Names!
A federal judge has barred black women from choosing their children’s names.
A U.S. federal judge by the name of Ryan Cabrera actually forbid Black women from naming their own children.
U.S. federal judge Ryan Cabrera ordered that black mothers can no longer select names for their own children unless “at least three white people agree” to the chosen names:
After Judge Cabrera’s historic ruling, little Clitoria Jackson will likely undergo a name change.
(DETROIT) In a decision that’s expected to send shockwaves through the African-American community — and yet, give much relief to teachers everywhere — a federal judge ruled today that black women no longer have independent naming rights for their children. Too many black children — and many adults — bear names that border on not even being words, he said.
“I am simply tired of these ridiculous names black women are giving their children,” said U.S. Federal Judge Ryan Cabrera before rendering his decision. “Someone had to put a stop to it.”
The rule applies to all black women, but Cabrera singled out impoverished mothers.
“They are the worst perpetrators,” he said. “They put in apostrophes where none are needed. They think a ‘Q’ is a must. There was a time when Shaniqua and Tawanda were names you dreaded. Now, if you’re a black girl, you hope you get a name as sensible as one of those.”
Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,088
Corona.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,109
@1,101,075 (Q)
They used to call him niggerboy
When he was but a tiger
He grew up to be an angry young man
They said "Run now, Niggerboy!"
At football games in high school
He grew up to be an angry young man
If they had called him a brother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the world would be less one
Angry young man
But they called him little Niggerboy
When he was but a tiger
So he grew up to be an angry young man.
They used to call him niggerboy
When he was but a tiger
He grew up to be an angry young man
They said "Run now, Niggerboy!"
At football games in high school
He grew up to be an angry young man
If they had called him a brother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the world would be less one
Angry young man
But they called him little Niggerboy
When he was but a tiger
So he grew up to be an angry young man.
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That was only about 10 years old when syntax took his first steps.(Edited 1 minute later.)
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Still Styrell.
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