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Topic: How to Properly Use a Condom

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,557

https://youtu.be/EL_CYtu4rR4

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,100,605

wow

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,609

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
That doofus took like just over one minute to cum - Never in all my years could I cum that quickly - Has to be a INCEL for the rest of his life.

#2 - Trojan condom? I used one and have a daughter as result. So much for relaying on a Condom.
PS Becky has always hated me saying that about Condoms.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,760

Man, I am not in the mood to see a penis rn

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,762

@previous (D)
IF You wood like to see a nice Vagina?

Just ask

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,777

@previous (E)
I’m not asking to see any genitalia on here. I can see the real thing, so why look at it here? Does absolutely nothing for me.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,779

@1,100,609 (Syntax)
> took like just over one minute to cum

You got off watching that didn't you? Fucking fag.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,780

@1,100,777 (D)
OK but let me ask you this. When you looked at the topic headline

> Topic: How to Properly Use a Condom

Did you expect to see only a banana given to view it you had to be signed in.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,785

@previous (E)
I never clicked the link. It’s just obvious from the title, the YouTube link, and the previous posts in this thread that there’s a video of a penis.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,786

@previous (D)
> That doofus took like just over one minute to cum

Syntax was being very honest about that part. The dude went from soft to hard and put on condom - He took a while to get hard of course as shy in front of camera and then Condom on he cums almost faster than the speed of light.

Frankly I had no clue that was even possible UNLESS some very cleaver video edit was used.

Ha (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,794

@1,100,609 (Syntax)
The more you know
She was your daughter until you walked away.

Ha (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,795

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Ha (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,796

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,797

@1,100,786 (E)
Dude, you are Syntax talking about yourself in the third person on another UID.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,804

@1,100,794 (Ha)

> The more you know
> She was your daughter until you walked away.

OF course I walked away - Did you expect me to stick around and be killed by the other guy who was shooting blanks? He also had a huge gun collection with REAL Ammunition and We New each other - He has never found out he is shooting blanks -

U will never have need for Condom cause you INCEL - No woman for you

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,805

@1,100,797 (G)

> Dude, you are Syntax talking about yourself in the third person on another UID.

HAVE U no clue how many FAMOUS PEOPLE use the 3rd person way of communication

Ask Svet/Eric - One of his hero's is such a person.

IF you need to see a list just ask

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,816

@1,100,804 (Syntax)
> Did you expect me to stick around and be killed by the other guy

Would have been nice.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,826

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Snopes says well not no but un (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,827

@1,100,804 (Syntax)
How do you explain your certainty that the other guy was not the sperm donor?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,831

More like condumbs. I've never used one and I don't plan on starting now!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,832

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

It's like, would you put a bag over your grandmother's head?

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,833

@1,100,827 (Snopes says well not no but un)
First because his Blood type and my daughters blood type are such that it's Impossible for him to be the Biological Dad

Alexa please explain this to OP Blood type of parent cannot be the dad

For instance, if the parents both have blood type O, then the children must all have blood type O. If a child were to have blood type A, B, or AB, then the presumed father must not be the real father.


Later much later the Mom decided to have total tests completed and that was costly and of course unnecessary.
The shooting Blanks came about when Mother was wondering why she kept trying to have his child and just no pregnancy so she took some of his sperm for a test and it came out as BLAH - Just Blanks - I of course wood have if ASKED and damn pleased she did not ask me - On the other hand she and she said this to me - WE will always have a Bond between us

I guess after this current flu bug passes as it will one day - It is time to have a visit with her to just do that Visit - I have NOT verified but given HE lives elsewhere from HER - They may be Kaput as couple - IF she was still married NO Way wood I do the deed but hey if she is Divorced and well AND AND -

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,840

@previous (E)
> IF she was still married NO Way wood I do the deed but hey if she is Divorced and well AND AND

AND AND WHAT? You'd start popping Viagra with hopes that after 25 years, you can have another erection?

Jesus fucking christ I never thought you could be any more retarded than you already are.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,924

@1,100,833 (E)
We can tell it’s you, Lynne. You can’t be anonymous with the way you write.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,973

@previous (K)
His dementia is beginning to accelerate exponentially

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,137

@1,100,831 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> More like condumbs. I've never used one and I don't plan on starting now!

you know I woulda bet on you being a Safe Sex man

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,140

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
He used the pull out method on the Jewess

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,144

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
definitely her idea

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,149

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Oh I think that they both enjoyed that aspect

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,160

@1,101,137 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I was until I realized that pussy feels better without a plastic bag on your dick. That being said I will be sadly using condoms for the rest of my relationships until I'm married and trying for a kid.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,163

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
haha I won't be ? or having any sex ftm ? because I'm too cool for SEX ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,164

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Same ???

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,179

@1,101,160 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You say that until the next whore suggests it

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,182

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Hey hey hey what's wrong with whores? They are very easy to have sex with and are usually attractive. What's the downside?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,183

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I said nothing against it

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,184

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It was the way you said it. I will have you know I proudly stand behind and lay underneath America's whores and will do so forever, or until I get a girlfriend.

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,189

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
As long as you're nice to them, I don't care

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,192

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I am very nice to just about everyone, especially women who will sleep with me.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,196

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
fag, they like to be treated like shit spat in the face slap in the titty fuckin' angels

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,204

Catherine got a ladyboner from this video

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,213

@1,101,196 (N)
Even if that's true I cant be mean to anyone I'm fucking. Just not in my nature.

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,215

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
she's going to resent you, Grayson

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,217

@previous (N)
She can get in line behind all the people who already resent me. It'll be a long wait. ?

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,220

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

until corona'd

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,345

@1,101,189 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Because being nice to them is forcing them to decide on an abortion.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,368

@previous (L)
Many men let their penis help direct their decisions.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,371

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Well what else are we supposed to use?

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,101,374

@1,101,368 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

So much stigma is put on trying to make it all women's fault when they get pregnant. Even in the year 2020, what a forward thinking and level-headed society we are.
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