Topic: How do you ship toast?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm started this discussion 15 years ago #9,753
I see so much talk about shipping toast, but none of you have ever explained how to keep it fresh and prevent it from going stale.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #173,927
@OP
> I see so much talk about shipping toast, but none of you have ever explained how to keep it fresh and prevent it from going stale.
One simply builds a vacuum chamber 2 eliminate oxygen and water vapor from fucking up the toast.
It helps to include a bucket of ice for the caviar for the toast when it arrives.
> I see so much talk about shipping toast, but none of you have ever explained how to keep it fresh and prevent it from going stale.
One simply builds a vacuum chamber 2 eliminate oxygen and water vapor from fucking up the toast.
It helps to include a bucket of ice for the caviar for the toast when it arrives.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #173,934
Shipping.Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #173,936
With a time freezer.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #173,942
@OP
I hear they ship toast a lot over at chiniman.org, maybe you should try asking around over there.
I hear they ship toast a lot over at chiniman.org, maybe you should try asking around over there.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,044
@173,934 (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Haha, that's the joke i was going to make, except I ship toast with Nutella.
Haha, that's the joke i was going to make, except I ship toast with Nutella.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,052
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Man, toast gets along so much better with butter. Nutella is a game-playing bitch that only wants toast for its sexy burnt crumbs.
Man, toast gets along so much better with butter. Nutella is a game-playing bitch that only wants toast for its sexy burnt crumbs.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,053
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,054
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. DO NOT LIE TO US. ME AND YOURSELF. ESPECIALLY YOURSELF. LYING TO YOURSELF IS LIKE LYING TO A MIRROR, WHICH IS EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE, SO IF YOU FUCK THAT SHIT UP YOU ARE FUCKED FOR SEVEN WHOLE YEARS.
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE. DO NOT LIE TO US. ME AND YOURSELF. ESPECIALLY YOURSELF. LYING TO YOURSELF IS LIKE LYING TO A MIRROR, WHICH IS EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE, SO IF YOU FUCK THAT SHIT UP YOU ARE FUCKED FOR SEVEN WHOLE YEARS.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,055
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
NO. I WILL LIE TO YOU AND ME IF I WANT TO.
BUT 7 IS A LUCKY NUMBER. SO IF YOU'RE FUCKED FOR 7 YEARS YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LOTTERY.
NO. I WILL LIE TO YOU AND ME IF I WANT TO.
BUT 7 IS A LUCKY NUMBER. SO IF YOU'RE FUCKED FOR 7 YEARS YOU'RE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LOTTERY.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,057
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
NO WAY, MAN. THEY'LL CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT EVERY TIME, WHICH IS WORSE THAN JUST PLAIN BAD LUCK. THE GOOD LUCK WILL BE LIKE "HEY, I'M GONNA SET FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING STREET" OR SOME FISHTITS BULLSHIT LIKE THAT, AND THEN THE BAD LUCK WILL BE LIKE "OH NO YOU DON'T, BITCH" AND MAKE THE WIND BLOW IT AWAY. SEE? IT'LL JUST GET YOUR HOPES UP, AND THEN KER-FUCKING-POW. DOWN TO THE GROOOOUND.
NO WAY, MAN. THEY'LL CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT EVERY TIME, WHICH IS WORSE THAN JUST PLAIN BAD LUCK. THE GOOD LUCK WILL BE LIKE "HEY, I'M GONNA SET FIFTY FUCKING DOLLARS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING STREET" OR SOME FISHTITS BULLSHIT LIKE THAT, AND THEN THE BAD LUCK WILL BE LIKE "OH NO YOU DON'T, BITCH" AND MAKE THE WIND BLOW IT AWAY. SEE? IT'LL JUST GET YOUR HOPES UP, AND THEN KER-FUCKING-POW. DOWN TO THE GROOOOUND.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,058
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,059
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
FIST FIGHTS ARE ULTIMATE NIGGOTRY. BICYCLE HORN FIGHTS ARE --BEST-- THE GODDAMN ONLY FIGHTS.
FIST FIGHTS ARE ULTIMATE NIGGOTRY. BICYCLE HORN FIGHTS ARE --BEST-- THE GODDAMN ONLY FIGHTS.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,060
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,061
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
ONLY DURING SUMMER. I'M TELLING YOU, THOUGH, THEY ARE THE MOST LETHAL FIGHTS IN THE ENTIRE THIS PLANET THAT IS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH SOME OTHER MARGINALLY LESS IMPORTANT PLANETS. SERIOUSLY, ONE BAD THROW, AND YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING CYCLOPS.
ONLY DURING SUMMER. I'M TELLING YOU, THOUGH, THEY ARE THE MOST LETHAL FIGHTS IN THE ENTIRE THIS PLANET THAT IS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH SOME OTHER MARGINALLY LESS IMPORTANT PLANETS. SERIOUSLY, ONE BAD THROW, AND YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING CYCLOPS.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,062
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
AND THEN YOU GET PEOPLE STEALING YOUR SHEEP AND SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO EAT THEM
AND THEN YOU GET PEOPLE STEALING YOUR SHEEP AND SHIT JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT TO EAT THEM
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,063
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,064
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
FUCKING GREEKS WITH THEIR FUCKING SHIPS.
I just wanted a friend. Then they stabbed me in the eye. :(
FUCKING GREEKS WITH THEIR FUCKING SHIPS.
I just wanted a friend. Then they stabbed me in the eye. :(
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,065
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Dude. Dude. Best. Idea. Ever. Kill Greeks. Make friends with ship. IS THIS NOT SHEER GENIUS?
Dude. Dude. Best. Idea. Ever. Kill Greeks. Make friends with ship. IS THIS NOT SHEER GENIUS?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,068
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
YOU ARE A GENIAâ„¢
Then we can sail to Scandinavia and burn churches.
YOU ARE A GENIAâ„¢
Then we can sail to Scandinavia and burn churches.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,070
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
And rape, and pillage, and burn down a village, and acquire a pirate crew?
And rape, and pillage, and burn down a village, and acquire a pirate crew?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,074
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The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,078
@174,074 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
But you have to ask yourself, "Would that be in our best interest". It probably wouldn't be good for overall crew morale in the long run, and their performance would really just start lacking, and then we'd have to let them go, we'd be out of a band of pirates, and everybody just goes home unhappy. We just can't have that, man. We gotta have the pirates.
But you have to ask yourself, "Would that be in our best interest". It probably wouldn't be good for overall crew morale in the long run, and their performance would really just start lacking, and then we'd have to let them go, we'd be out of a band of pirates, and everybody just goes home unhappy. We just can't have that, man. We gotta have the pirates.
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The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,085
@174,080 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Fine, just start them off at one third pack per day then. It's an offer they can't refuse.
Fine, just start them off at one third pack per day then. It's an offer they can't refuse.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,087
@174,084 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
Yes. They better enjoy it.
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Yes. And 3 pringles. Motherfucking pringles.
Yes. They better enjoy it.
@previous (The Editor !FuckWtfW8M)
Yes. And 3 pringles. Motherfucking pringles.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,088
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
And maybe a gummy worm for good measure. You just can't go wrong with gummy worms.
And maybe a gummy worm for good measure. You just can't go wrong with gummy worms.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,089
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,091
I wondered when I'd be able to use this pic.The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,092
@174,089 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Oh god, no. Better make it bears.
And I don't mean the gummy kind...
Oh god, no. Better make it bears.
And I don't mean the gummy kind...
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nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #174,100
what