Topic: I think I’m addicted to Amazon.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 6 years ago #97,511
I spent so much time finding shit on the app that I might as well be in an actual Amazon store (if it existed) spending all time in there like some girl from the movies who is a shopaholic.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later[^] [v] #1,100,158
fuck
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,160
who talks like this lmao. what the fuck
lol
lol
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,161
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,166
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,167
like first it's a serious claim like you're addicted to Amazon. that could be a problem! but then it's like. you just use the app a lot. using the app is interesting. at that point I wondere like do u buy anything? or are u just way into looking at the app? and what are you finding. and then u insert the Amazon store fantasy but the movie fantasy on top of that sealed the deal
it is like. why do u need to be a movie girl to. be shopping
it so weird post
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it is like. why do u need to be a movie girl to. be shopping
it so weird post
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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,183
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I do buy stuff from Amazon. It’s my goto online retailer with eBay being second.
I do buy stuff from Amazon. It’s my goto online retailer with eBay being second.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,186
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,208
Do you ever think of an alternate universe Catherine in 1920 who is addicted to the Sears catalog, spending all her waking hours finding stuff in it, and imagining herself being in the Sears store, spending all her time in there like some girl from Vaudville who is a shopaholic? ?
https://archive.org/details/SearsRoebuckAndCoCatalog1922/page/n9/mode/2up
https://archive.org/details/SearsRoebuckAndCoCatalog1922/page/n9/mode/2up
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,235
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)https://www.retrospace.org/2010/12/vintage-scan-28-catalog-of-shame.html
Quick skim of this one and it sure had me Pegged accurately
Okay, here's the deal - let me lay it out there for you. When a boy reaches a certain age, a new brand of hormones begins to rush through every cell in his body, causing odd (often embarrassing) behaviors. The boy's entire anatomy is prepping him for procreation - the continuation of the species.... and so his instincts kick in, completely overriding any semblance of good sense. He is looking for one thing - the opposite gender, preferably naked (assuming he's heterosexual).
Unfortunately, we no longer are members of the Clan of the Cave Bear, and so must exercise some degree of restraint and abide by the laws of society. For many boys, the first glimpse of the opposite sex in their mad hormone driven hunt is their dad's stash of nudie magazines. If that doesn't pan out, there's always plans B and C: the National Geographic or Sears Catalog.
Unfortunately, we no longer are members of the Clan of the Cave Bear, and so must exercise some degree of restraint and abide by the laws of society. For many boys, the first glimpse of the opposite sex in their mad hormone driven hunt is their dad's stash of nudie magazines. If that doesn't pan out, there's always plans B and C: the National Geographic or Sears Catalog.
I got busted in school library for view of pages of the nude African women - No sears catalogh at home but best friends parents were getting them and he was busted by his sister for cutting out the bra pages LoL - And when she insisted he given them back he blamed me for keeping them and dang she was about three years older than us and she came over to my house and told my mother I had some stolen pages of her Catalog and I was forced to produce them.
Looking back at those years just wish I had returned them somewhat stained
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,262
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,100,265
@previous (E)With such an insult I am OUT OF HERE 4 Sat PM/NITE
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