Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#1,100,148
It can last for the rest of his natural life which isn’t long given how fast how fast he’ll devour it.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,100,151
I heard he'd be going into an alcohol-induced hibernation soon so he could wait until this corona thing blows over. That way he won't have to stockpile anything.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,100,169
No stockpile. I like living on the edge.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,100,281
> No stockpile. Mommy won't give me money to stockpile booze with.
Ftfy. Thank me l8r.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,100,348
I met a guy tonight sitting around outside a convenience store pouring a bottle of cheap vodka into some blue Gatorade he just bought. I thought of Bert.