Topic: Every namefag who has posted on MC is abducted by an elusive millionaire...
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG started this discussion 15 years ago#9,750
And stranded on a very small and deserted island with a house (pictured). There is no land in sight, and there are no means of communication and no electricity - wiring, but no generator. Everyone wakes up in the bottom floor, and each has a label with their MC username. A brief letter on the door explains what has happened.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later[^][v]#173,859
we all get really nervous
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 1 minute after the original post[^][v]#173,860
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,861
Psychopath gets the shit beaten out of him
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,864
Psychopath would run his mouth and mysteriously disappear.
DM would be caught in the female dorms staring at them as they sleep.
And everyone else would live in relative harmony.
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,865
@previous (E) > DM would be caught in the female lavatories staring at them as they shit.
FTFY
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,866
Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,872
@173,869 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
But would there be enough heavy rocks?
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,875
@previous (Freecode !!4IKKtS9GG)
There can only be one.
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,876
I'd make the generator work and electrocute them to death.
jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#173,879
We find out b2s is really a 12 year old boy. He finds a plane and leaves us all behind for doubting him.
Also, lots of rape. Lots. Mostly initiated by the non lesbian females who become like gods.
tek joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#173,931
To4str would have his way with b2s and joe DDM whilst homestar, jump, DM, MM and psycopath masturbate furiously. The rest of us go up stairs and drink cocktails and post on MC from our phones.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#173,932
@previous (tek) > post on MC > with all of MC right there
Wat
tek replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#173,933
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#173,938
@173,931 (tek)
What a slanderous lie! Implying I would find a stinky booger brained boy arousing.
You, sir, are disgusting.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#173,939
Burn them.
Desmond the dogbear !iiA80eLVpY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#173,944
dig for redstone and iron and subsequently niggerrig a phone, I ain't gonna be stuck with none of them.
r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,042
It'd be awkward and a few groups would form who mostly stay separate. And Carebear would get pregnant with Fake's babby
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,046
I would be annoying and talk about california non stop. or else just try and climb trees and/or swim a lot and hit on every girl.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,048
I WOULD PUNCH ERRTHING
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,050
Everyone is frightened and confused, but Leo, who seems the most manly, and Nega, who can control us all with his mysterious power, take the lead. Everyone else just throws insults at each other across the room, or complains about their bad luck at having this happen to them.
That guy who asks for help with simple shit will be sitting there repeating "what do we do what do we do" until he is killed by Ks. Once we decide to go up to the surface, Nega will part the sea, and we will walk until we find land.
bobby2sox !!ztPBX/o0I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,056
@173,938 (jump)
Hey!!! I'm not stinky and I don't even know what booger brained means....
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protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 55 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,108
Something tells me this elusive millionaire is Kimmo Alm.
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,115
> A brief letter on the door explains what has happened.
>doesnt post letter
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,125
> You've all been kidnapped and are stranded on a very small and deserted island with a house (pictured). There is no land in sight, and there are no means of communication and no electricity - wiring, but no generator. Everyone wakes up in the bottom floor, and each has a label with their MC username. > > Sincerely, elusive millionaire
Wasn't too hard. An actual letter would have just been tautological.
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Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,126
r04r: Have you heard about what happened downstairs yet?
sim: Uh... no. Should I be afraid?
r04r: Maybe. Green found some brandy in one of the cupboards. He got drunk and puked on the carpet downstairs.
sim: Oh, fucking great.
r04r: Hold on, I'm not done telling you yet. Ks got fed up with the smell and decided to cut the carpet out. A few of us were helping wh-
sim: Oh, fine. Fuck the carpet.
r04r: No, here's the weird part: A few of us were helping him pull it up when we found a message.
sim: A message?
r04r: It was burnt into the floorboards... under the carpet!
sim: What does it say?
r04r: It says, in large block capitals: "YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SHITLISTED."
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Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,131
@173,932 (E)
OP specifically said it's every namefag, not all of MC.
Foxygen !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,132
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,146
@174,144 (vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV)
Just what do you think would be the last straw that gets me killed?
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,149
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
You go out and fish, trying to get food, you snag a really big one, strong enough to pull you underwater for long enough for you to drown.
We all take our hits at you, but none of us actually kill you.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,150
@previous (vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV) > go out and fish > implying he'd carry his weight and not sap off everyone else
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,151
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,164
Time to find something to built some kind of boat with.
Gotta try to make some kind of harpoon or fish-spear because nets and the like are extremely high in maintenance, not to mention that I don't fancy tramping through the jungle on the off-chance that I find some sisal or hemp. -_-
I have no practical experience in properly drying fish, so I guess we'll smoke or salt it.
Imma get a room with Tek, Fuchs and Mexxx if they don't mind.
Eachv Wednesday is story night, where the whole community tells about their former lives, their experiences on.the island and their plans.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,167
@previous (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
I’ve been a fishmonger. I’ve got this shit :-)
grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,173
> r04r: Have you heard about what happened downstairs yet? > sim: Uh... no. Should I be afraid? > r04r: Maybe. Green found some brandy in one of the cupboards. He got drunk and puked on the carpet downstairs. > sim: Oh, fucking great. > r04r: Hold on, I'm not done telling you yet. Ks got fed up with the smell and decided to cut the carpet out. A few of us were helping wh- > sim: Oh, fine. Fuck the carpet. > r04r: No, here's the weird part: A few of us were helping him pull it up when we found a message. > sim: A message? > r04r: It was burnt into the floorboards... under the carpet! > sim: What does it say? > r04r: It says, in large block capitals: "YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SHITLISTED."
Awesome.
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,180
if we can expand this some more, i'll be happy to draw this up.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,188
@174,164 (Nega !34Kas0OdzM)
It seems unlikely you would allow yourself to be caught.
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,196
Is it just me or did anyone else get a strange 'House on Haunted Hill' vibe from this scenario? Makes me think the spirits of Kimmo's parents haunt the place...
Anyway, we would have to prioritize. Do we have assets? Beds? A kitchen? Do we need to build a fire? These are important things to consider.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,223
é¾ !!QijJMUvCq joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,281
I eat everyone. End of story.
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,283
Also, I suggest we start demolishing parts of the house in order to construction a lifeboat or something. However, we discover that there's not enough room for everyone.
protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,286
@174,281 (é¾ !!QijJMUvCq)
That’s an anti-climactic end. You just wanted to envision a giant kittydragon belly, eh? I want my money back, bud.
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,291
@174,283 (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
Someone has to be left behind.
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,293
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Since it was my idea I demand that I be addressed only as 'Captain'.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,295
@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
Can I be your first mate?
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,296
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Make it so, Number One.
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vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,297
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,345
@174,343 (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
What? Do you want to do the decorating? Well if you're worried about me forgetting a room to take tea in, don't worry! I'll remember it :P
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,348
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Shall we bring some surplus pink paint and some fairy cakes for you?
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,351
@previous (Tekamine !AnRbswGQv.)
No, but scones would be lovely ^_^
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,352
@previous (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I'll bring the MLP- oh wait, that's for straight people.
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stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,353
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,435
@previous (vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV)
Yay! :D Hopefully we can get Black Adder on the telly, then.
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Anonymous Z-10 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,436
On the 3rd night, it is discovered that DM was never really on the island... he sent a Depressiongänger.
Everyone soon figures out... the truth! Matthew Miller, upon receiving his inheritance is out for blood!
But wait, this island thing is a test, yes a dastardly test to determine which Minichan namefags truly deserve to share in DM's great fortune.
The losers will forever be stranded in a small, dilapidated house that was not built to code as it slowly crumbles into the ocean.
Meanwhile, the WINNERS will get to spend the rest of their lives in glory on the Depression Estate, a 345,000,000 Sq foot mansion paradise in the bible belt of the United States, sipping sprites and popping Klonopins while watching the Sun set.
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,438
Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,658
Nega and I will build this shit, he being my LC on this ship, and we shall find our way to land. When we find land we will send rescue (or demand money, it depends on Leo's decision). I promise those that are worth saving will be saved.
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,661
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,712
@previous (B)
That's the one where Kevin Costner is an IRA rebel who lives with wolves and at the end he eats that white chick who pretends to be an Indian but is really a dude?
ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,720
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
no it's the one where that one guy goes into that place and he's like 'they're eating them' but then it turns out that it was him and he has super strength from eating people and then he is the leader somehow (don't question it) and then they eat more people but then everyone else is killed for the sake of morality and it has a cool soundtrack and i watched it with fuchs
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,726
@174,451 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Speaking of political suicide, where might I stand in all of this?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,748
@174,720 (ninjj)
Soylent Green? Soylent Ben Green?
ninjj replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,750
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
soylent green? did someone say soylent green
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#174,755
i just watched soylent green again like 2 days ago
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#444,774
@174,455 (Z-9)
Still don't know what he was thinking with this. :-/
@174,042 (r04r)
I think it'd be more like one big, awkward group. Though subgroups might form within the group, based on who we were friendliest with.
And yeah, Mark will impregnate Carebear. That's just inevitable, really.
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Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 13 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#444,775
Indy would soon rise to the position of leader. Rod Pornhammer would form a small opposing, butthurt group. Rod's group would attack the Indy Compound, only to be slaughtered in the attempt.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 13 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^][v]#444,777
@previous (Z-16)
Realisticallly, I think that Indy would revert to his more likeable IRL personality. However, the facade would start to slip when, as Brainwurms theorised, he tries to infiltrate the female bathrooms. The women, enraged at this bold intrusion, would attack Indy, and then go tie him to a lonely, isolated tree to keep him out of further mischief.