Topic: Da coronavirus seriously fucking up my work but not as bad as kooks work
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago#97,457
I snucked inside work via my top secret entrance. This dude was all up in my shit and told me i can't suddenly appear, i gotta use the normal entrance! I blame him, without sufficient reason, for destroying my original top secret entrance. He's probably jealous i used to think. Then I had some coffee and tokes from my private break area and then suddenly it dawned on me:
> THE CORONAVIRUS!
I instantly threw my coffee away and came back to this supposedly jealous guy. Then it turned out i was talking to a look alike guy and so I found the real one. That man, bless that man. He was trying to warn me that there's new rules now. We all gotta meet at the normal entrance and the big boss man looks at the crowd which is the arriving replacement shift. He's inspecting us for the coronavirus with his intense gaze. Someone in the crowd that's smoking (we are all consuming nicotine im some way) coughs and there's a voice from the crowd "he's infected! Shoot him!" the crowd laughs. Then we go inside after watching the departing shift go out another obscure entrance. First we gotta put alcahol on our hands though.
Later the shift boss went home because he thought he had the virus. I didn't get anything done really, there's huge production problems since countries are shutting down production, and a lot of people called in sick. The most absurd thing was seeing the replacement shift arriving and just instantly running away since the big boss man is said to be absolutely nazi about the new "no contact" rules. That and how this other boss was telling me to not buy a new television or whatever, because a lot of people are going to be without work for a long ass time, he told me this in a state of panic.