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Topic: Syntax is still a faggot.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,445

The more you know.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,099,721

No initials please. I dont want to have to babysit you kids.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,722

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh. Sorry.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,723

@1,099,721 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Don't worry, no one at Qualcomm has ever heard of him.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,724

@previous (A)
lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,725

@1,099,723 (A)
Wood you care for me to use your initials?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,726

@previous (D)
Will you care when I knock on your door? I wonder.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,729

@previous (A)
Bert are you aware you're somewhat qualified for a new line of work with many openings all over your state 138 to be exact.

They give you a company car to drive.


Seasonal Cemetery Caretaker
Spring Hill Cemetery 3.0
Nashville, TN 37216 (Inglewood-Riverwood area)

Maintain overall appearance and cleanliness of funeral homes and/or mausoleum facilities.
This position is responsible for the overall appearance of cemetery,…
$18.75/hr
Funeral Home Assistant
Mid South Mortuary Service - Memphis, TN 38122 (Berclair-Highland Heights area)
$17.50 an hour -
Apply Now

Job Summary:

Funeral Home Assistant but mostly doing removals and transportation of remains.

The Team Member effectively performs human removals for area funeral home. The Removal Team Member can be on a rotating schedule covering a 24 hour, 7 days a week coverage requirement. This position requires excellent communication and customer service skills, as well as a proactive approach to initiating and following through with a variety of business-related tasks within an on-call environment. Applicants are required to lift, carry push or pull objects without the use of powered equipment. This is a physical job. Duties and

Responsibilities:

Perform body removals and transport from both clinical and residential settings. Once dispatched, respond to destination timely and ready to work. Conduct problem-solving skills upon arrival at the scene to determine the course of action. Be ready and available for an entire 24-hour shift on a rotating basis Place deceased on the stretcher and load/unload into a van. Willingness to work with multiple people in many different situations in a team environment. Meet customers after hours to receive deceased human remainsEnsure bodies are transported safely and timely to the destination(s)Retrieve, complete and return associated paperwork accompanying remains. Care for the deceased with dignity and respect. Must be able to use a cell phone, GPS, email, and text messaging. The above-listed duties are provided as examples of core job responsibilities and are not intended to create limits to responsibility but to help understand the scope of the position. All staff members are expected to be a team-oriented, self-starter and maintain the confidentiality of all information gained while employed.

Qualifications:

Minimum, 18 Years of AgeNo experience, or education level necessary. Must be able to pass a background check. Must be able to pass random drug screenings. Must have a clean driving recordCompetencies: The Removal Personnel should demonstrate competence in some or all of the following: Quality & Customer Focus-- sets and attains quality standards that meet or exceed requirements while keeping the customer in mind at all times Presentation & Professionalism -- Conducts self with proper formal professionalism Accountability & Accuracy -- Holds self accountable for achieving goals and personal development; delivers on commitments. Initiative & Ability to Learn -- The willingness and ability to change and upgrade required skills and perform successfully and without fail.

Job Type: Part-time

Salary: $17.80 /hour

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,730

@previous (E)
Who's Bert?
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