Topic: My Corona (ft. Corona-chan)
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,409
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later[^] [v] #1,099,507

Ooh, my little Wuhan one,
viral one!Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,508

Coming to congest my lungs,
ay Corona!Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,509

Zoo-o-notic transmission …where’s it from?
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,510

Bats or civet cats who knows
why, Corona?!Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,511

When’s it gonna stop, fever cough, wash your dirty hands
Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,512

Why’d I ever stop in Hubei for vacation, man?
Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,513
Why Why Why Why AHHH-CHOOO!Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,514
M-m-m-my Corona!Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,515

Don’t you come no closer, huh, no closer bruh,
Anonymous A (OP) undecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,516

Unless you got an N95,
Corona!
Anonymous A (OP) duodecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,517

Got a travel history, I’m quarantined,
Anonymous A (OP) tridecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,518

Should’ve just quit touching my
eyes, Corona!Anonymous A (OP) quattuodecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,519

Never getting off, stuck onboard such a dirty boat,
Anonymous A (OP) sexadecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,520

But why you hoarding masks when you live in Alaska tho?
Anonymous A (OP) sedecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,521

Why ey ey ey ey
NO!
M m m my Corona!
M m m my Corona!
Anonymous A (OP) septuadecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,522

When’s it gonna get to me, get to me,
Anonymous A (OP) octadecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,523

You killed the doc that called you out,
why Corona?Anonymous A (OP) just kept on posting this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,524

Internet conspiracy, COVID-19,
Anonymous A (OP) just kept on posting this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,525

Is it just a pack of communist
lies, Corona?Anonymous A (OP) just kept on posting this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,526

Never gonna stop, media, such a dirty game,
Cuz no one gets the shot for the flu but it’s just as lame,
Anonymous A (OP) just kept on posting this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,527
Why Why Why Why A-Choo!
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