Topic: Tell us your coronavirus stories
Erik !AltRitexT6 started this discussion 6 years ago #97,338
> Supermarkets selling out of bog roll, dryed pasta and tinned good> My company credit card has been zeroed to cut costs
> I'm no longer aloud to create purchase orders
> We've stopped employing freelancers if we can do the work in-house
> I've spent a small fortune on bog roll, dryed pasted and tinned goods
> I worry for my mother
Your're turn.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,098,830
We have just had two people in Florida die from it. One of the deaths was in my county, very near me. Another 16 are infected throughout the state
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,831
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,832
Looks like the Pakis are stuck in England.
jodi !5dCsATIzDE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,834
can't get hand sanitizer or big bottles of water. apparently tp is selling out some places
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,835
All the people buying hand sanitizer are going to catch it.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,837
Svet the best way to get your clientele into theaters for live shows is simple.
Offer them rolls of Toilet paper and buy a shipment of New Yorks new hand sanitizer because they can stay safe with a spray on as well as drink the 75% alcohol and it may help if you offer to steam clean each person upon entry.
Just ask the producers to make the shows more exciting.
Got to scoot - So far no one has said to me how cum u still alive but on net a few wish it were not true
Offer them rolls of Toilet paper and buy a shipment of New Yorks new hand sanitizer because they can stay safe with a spray on as well as drink the 75% alcohol and it may help if you offer to steam clean each person upon entry.
Just ask the producers to make the shows more exciting.
Got to scoot - So far no one has said to me how cum u still alive but on net a few wish it were not true
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,838
Gaz from Lewisham joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,842
@OP
> >Supermarkets selling out of bog roll, dryed pasta and tinned good
>
> >My company credit card has been zeroed to cut costs
>
> >I'm no longer aloud to create purchase orders
>
> >We've stopped employing freelancers if we can do the work in-house
>
> >I've spent a small fortune on bog roll, dryed pasted and tinned goods
>
> >I worry for my mother
>
> Your're turn.
This virus came from abrored. This would never have happened if we closed are boarders to all forriners mate.
> >Supermarkets selling out of bog roll, dryed pasta and tinned good
>
> >My company credit card has been zeroed to cut costs
>
> >I'm no longer aloud to create purchase orders
>
> >We've stopped employing freelancers if we can do the work in-house
>
> >I've spent a small fortune on bog roll, dryed pasted and tinned goods
>
> >I worry for my mother
>
> Your're turn.
This virus came from abrored. This would never have happened if we closed are boarders to all forriners mate.
Factoid replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,912
@previous (Gaz from Lewisham)
Many who brought it in from 3rd world China, are American citizens.
IF you are planning on going to see the Pope? Forget about that.
Pope is very busy trying to keep the Pedophile Priests with Coronavirus alive.
Many who brought it in from 3rd world China, are American citizens.
IF you are planning on going to see the Pope? Forget about that.
Pope is very busy trying to keep the Pedophile Priests with Coronavirus alive.
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,952
Another day and more dried pasta and pain killers. Also, I'm getting ahead of the curve and stocking up on toothpaste
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw double-posted this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,962
Co worker has come in with a fever. Fuck sake
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,967
everything is the same except hand sanitizer is sold out
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,974
I've got a cold and Boris Johnson says next week I'll have to stay in a little room alone for another week. I worry for my father with COPD. I haven't panic bought toilet roll because if I do run out I can just wash my arse.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,978
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,981
Lunch time. Just stocked up in tinned food.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,090
Now 15 people in Florida have it
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,092
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,115
@previous (dreamworks)
In America it's like 900 and now 20 in Florida
I am just keeping track. Why are you acting like you are better than everyone regarding this?
In America it's like 900 and now 20 in Florida
I am just keeping track. Why are you acting like you are better than everyone regarding this?
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,116
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> In America it's like 900 and now 20 in Florida
Yeah but that's 900 out of 300 million instead of 300 out of 17 million
> I am just keeping track. Why are you acting like you are better than everyone regarding this?
How so
> In America it's like 900 and now 20 in Florida
Yeah but that's 900 out of 300 million instead of 300 out of 17 million
> I am just keeping track. Why are you acting like you are better than everyone regarding this?
How so
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,119
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,120
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,122
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,123
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,125
@1,099,120 (dreamworks)
Ugh Im going to possibly see so many patients die, and you are acting like we are harshing your buzz
Ugh Im going to possibly see so many patients die, and you are acting like we are harshing your buzz
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,126
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,130
@1,099,125 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Ugh Im going to possibly see so many patients die, and you are acting like we are harshing your buzz
You post about watching beheading videos for entertainment, ease up on the sanctimony.
> Ugh Im going to possibly see so many patients die, and you are acting like we are harshing your buzz
You post about watching beheading videos for entertainment, ease up on the sanctimony.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,131
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,134
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,135
@1,099,131 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We have hand sanitizer? They gave a speech at work about how the virus will only get into our facility if we let it. Oh okay
We have hand sanitizer? They gave a speech at work about how the virus will only get into our facility if we let it. Oh okay
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,137
whores don't want your cock in their mouth
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,191
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,207
@1,099,135 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Hand sanitizer is good but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The virus does not ask permission it's a fucking virus. Do you have paid sick leave or facemasks?
Hand sanitizer is good but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The virus does not ask permission it's a fucking virus. Do you have paid sick leave or facemasks?
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,215
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,217
Ah... Settle down, guys. You're harshing my buzz.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,227
Imagine if they sensationalized ever new case of the so called regular 'flu'?
900 cases of coronavirus in America, Oh my God the sky is falling!!!!
Meanwhile:
CDC estimates that flu has resulted in between 9.3 million and 49 million illnesses each year in the United States since 2010.
900 cases of coronavirus in America, Oh my God the sky is falling!!!!
Meanwhile:
CDC estimates that flu has resulted in between 9.3 million and 49 million illnesses each year in the United States since 2010.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,231
@previous (O)
This is dumb. The flu season lasts multiple months and viruses spread exponentially. We are only a couple weeks in to COVID-19 spread in the US at best. Also we are not testing nearly enough people and are totally unprepared for the spread. The number is going to rocket up over the coming days/weeks as we test more and find more cases. Not to mention the number of people who had it but didn't meet the stringent criteria required to get tested for it.
This is dumb. The flu season lasts multiple months and viruses spread exponentially. We are only a couple weeks in to COVID-19 spread in the US at best. Also we are not testing nearly enough people and are totally unprepared for the spread. The number is going to rocket up over the coming days/weeks as we test more and find more cases. Not to mention the number of people who had it but didn't meet the stringent criteria required to get tested for it.
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,232
Anonymous O replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,233
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,236
@previous (O)
Pick one what? The flu is bad. Coronavirus will also be bad. Potentially much worse because there is no vaccine and very limited ability to test for it. At least the flu is known, well-studied, and planned for.
Pick one what? The flu is bad. Coronavirus will also be bad. Potentially much worse because there is no vaccine and very limited ability to test for it. At least the flu is known, well-studied, and planned for.
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,248
I just wish they came up with a better name for it
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,252
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,266
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
We haven't even do a that. We just ask each visitor a set of questions about leaving the country, and then only if they look sick
We haven't even do a that. We just ask each visitor a set of questions about leaving the country, and then only if they look sick
Erik !AltRitexT6 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,268
Tesco has restocked bog roll but still out of dried pasta. My company has put a stop to hiring freelancers atm
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,270
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,300
Anonymous O replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,314
What would Syntax do if he was quarantined and couldn't go to his four or five super important imaginary meetings?
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,315
Anonymous O replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,316
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,321
Italy has shut all shops. I better stock up on booze and more tinned food and bog roll tomorrow
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,323
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,324
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,325
@previous (D)
Ding ding ding.
He even buys it at a supermarket, too, just not inside the store. So he can be efficient and get it alongside the rest of his panic buying.
Ding ding ding.
He even buys it at a supermarket, too, just not inside the store. So he can be efficient and get it alongside the rest of his panic buying.
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Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,326
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Good call. He wouldn't want to run out half a week into a two week quarantine.
Good call. He wouldn't want to run out half a week into a two week quarantine.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,337
As of tomorrow, no visitors or vendors can get past the front door at work
What replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,338
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,339
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,348
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,359
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,410
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,420
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,425
@previous (D)
I think it's two ounces a month. But you can get your doctor to change your orders, and get more. I've heard
I think it's two ounces a month. But you can get your doctor to change your orders, and get more. I've heard
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,427
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh. Weird. The states I'm familiar with limit you to an ounce a day, and let you grow your own. Even if it's just for medical purposes.
Oh. Weird. The states I'm familiar with limit you to an ounce a day, and let you grow your own. Even if it's just for medical purposes.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,428
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,429
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,496
We've been asked to take all our holidays while we're quiet
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,501
All the toilet paper was gone, it's like a real life meme but what's funnier is that kitchen tissue are still there. It's like people would rather walk with a shit lathered crack instead of using kitchen rolls. Fuck kitchen rolls.