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Topic: Bert, do you have any kids?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 6 years ago #97,326

I'm watching Idiocracy and need to reassure myself that bert isn't accelerating our trip down that path by contributing to the gene pool I need to know if I have to compete with them for his affections

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,098,693

Bert blew Wade for a Subway gift card.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,699

Do you think any woman would carry Bert's bastard child to term?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,700

bert once owned a trailer that was surrounded by baby goats. I think that qualifies as kids.
He was drunk and starving and the kids are now history.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,702

@1,098,699 (C)
Perhaps if she was sleeping with multiple men and didn't know who the father was?

@previous (D)
I read that as whiskey goats for a moment

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,703

Oh no, beef Supreme really really looks like my dead boy and now I am sad

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,707

Externally hosted image@1,098,702 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
"For the first six months of its life, a baby goat is called a kid. From six months to a year old, a female goat is known as a doeling. A male is a buckling. At a year old, a female goat is a doe or nanny. An adult male goat is referred to as a billy or buck."

Was familiar with baby goat as a kid. Doeling, buckling, doe (referring to a goat) nanny, billy or buck; all new terms to me.
Except for Fran Drescher, as a nanny.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,714

@1,098,702 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Good point, a loose woman might unknowingly unleash a Bert onto the world.
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