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Minichan

Topic: Syntax how does it feel to know youre about to die?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,298

How pitiful for you.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,098,376

You seem perturbed.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,378

And to spend that last little time stalking people online.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,385

@previous (C)
lol

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,386

@previous (A)
You still seem perturbed.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,390

@1,098,378 (C)

> And to spend that last little time stalking people online.

He divides his time between stalking, grooming and shitting himself.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,392

@1,098,386 (B)
Why wont thau old bastard just go ahead and die?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,393

@previous (A)
Why don’t you do something about your anger?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,400

here let me pretend to be syntax answering: some illegible bullshit, wood would wud>>>---> ZooOooMMMM im gonna live for 200 years!!! uh oh im late for swAnG dancing chmpionship!!!!!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,401

@previous (E)

Needs at least another 5 paragraphs.

Saddleback™ !eQGwF5dE62 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,402

@1,098,390 (D)
lol

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,413

syntax come and defend these allegation you fuckin fag

jodi !5dCsATIzDE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,434

@1,098,378 (C)

> And to spend that last little time stalking people online.

it is kind of sad

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,452

What kind of ridiculous shit is this?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,453

Externally hosted image3:50 AM here in Cardiff by the Sea with rain drops a very few falling and just 50 minutes ago it was 2AM

How the fuk did this happen in a modern society - This clock moving 4Ward is good for well it does have value if one wants

So for OP who totally admits they have studied the Minichan how to commit sewercide for $20 Maximum because THEY have no money beyond Moms allowance and what Mom give them when they service mom with role playing breast feeding. You mom probably gives yu a fool nickel ninety eight when you tickle her nipples.

So I PUT your question to Alexa and have much Makers Mark in my soul at momento

https://flowingdata.com/2015/09/23/years-you-have-left-to-live-probably/

Note I have a 48% chance of living another 9 years and AND 45% Chance of living another 10 to 19 years AND AND Most of my relatives on my Moms side did Real good Hearts ok cancer non existent and NO Dementia and considering Mom was the last to be born out of 18 kids (only three died in first year and the rest do very well at 97 - 105 or so and very well means NO Wheel Chairs or need for Hospice

Bottom line for me IS NOT THE MANY YEARS I have in future it's the QUALITY OF LIFE GOING 4WARD - This joint/MC is fool just fool of fools who hate their lives and dwell in Moms basement trying to figure out why they failed in school in math science such that at best they may be a clerk in some market - The very few like Trptch have a great science background and possible long term profession Yet she is having at a very young age all kinds of body issues - C it's NOT how old I AM AT Moment - IT'S My mental image of self is that of more like my GF's who are 1/2 to 35%-to 40% of my age which does help to keep me YOUNG on the Inside

And of course becky who went to such a great law school she gets only sloppy 2nds the Judge forces her to take and she despises said clients and there is NO path to the Supreme court for her.

She of course can run for pubic office which often is a cushy job.

I suspect IF I were to have some major Mountain climbing or Ski accident OR A Shark starts to make dinner out of me and yet I escape with me being only an Hors d'oeuvre YET even at that just South of me there is a young girl who's ARM became Shark Hors d'oeuvre and She is back to Surfing every day locally -

However if I WERE 2B stuck in some nursing home or a place like where kook works - I in no way want to live life as such. Unless I can be world class VERY Active - Cook great meals for dinner parties and Have a Gal age 23 like Sarah a Blue Eyed real blond (can tell from eyebrows) and at 23 say to me a perfect stranger "Will you Please Dance with Me" and that is from a distance because I was quickly passing her by -

Yep I do need now and then those Ego boosting moments - And yet as nice as that was and it really really was Nice Great - I handed her off to a good buddy who is probably a better dancer and is YOUNGER More her age yet well more like double her age- for the remaining 4 minutes of the dance

She emailed me a couple3 weeks ago asking for my schedule at Gator by the bay - Thursday to Sunday Mothers day weekend here in San Diego

I am totally SURE OP despises their life and the younger does them no good because they have no hope of getting it on with a girl and the fact that they hate girls and want a dude to do Sewer Sex with and yet they cannot get out of basement to even find way into the guys rear parts.

OP U will NOT Likely get your wish cause you will commit Sewercide long B4 I becum Shark Bait

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,468

Externally hosted image@previous (Syntax)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,469

@1,098,453 (Syntax)

> 3:50 AM here in Cardiff by the Sea with rain drops a very few falling and just 50 minutes ago it was 2AM
>
> How the fuk did this happen in a modern society - This clock moving 4Ward is good for well it does have value if one wants
>
> So for OP who totally admits they have studied the Minichan how to commit sewercide for $20 Maximum because THEY have no money beyond Moms allowance and what Mom give them when they service mom with role playing breast feeding. You mom probably gives yu a fool nickel ninety eight when you tickle her nipples.
>
> So I PUT your question to Alexa and have much Makers Mark in my soul at momento
>
> https://flowingdata.com/2015/09/23/years-you-have-left-to-live-probably/
>
> Note I have a 48% chance of living another 9 years and AND 45% Chance of living another 10 to 19 years AND AND Most of my relatives on my Moms side did Real good Hearts ok cancer non existent and NO Dementia and considering Mom was the last to be born out of 18 kids (only three died in first year and the rest do very well at 97 - 105 or so and very well means NO Wheel Chairs or need for Hospice
>
> Bottom line for me IS NOT THE MANY YEARS I have in future it's the QUALITY OF LIFE GOING 4WARD - This joint/MC is fool just fool of fools who hate their lives and dwell in Moms basement trying to figure out why they failed in school in math science such that at best they may be a clerk in some market - The very few like Trptch have a great science background and possible long term profession Yet she is having at a very young age all kinds of body issues - C it's NOT how old I AM AT Moment - IT'S My mental image of self is that of more like my GF's who are 1/2 to 35%-to 40% of my age which does help to keep me YOUNG on the Inside
>
> And of course becky who went to such a great law school she gets only sloppy 2nds the Judge forces her to take and she despises said clients and there is NO path to the Supreme court for her.
>
> She of course can run for pubic office which often is a cushy job.
>
> I suspect IF I were to have some major Mountain climbing or Ski accident OR A Shark starts to make dinner out of me and yet I escape with me being only an Hors d'oeuvre YET even at that just South of me there is a young girl who's ARM became Shark Hors d'oeuvre and She is back to Surfing every day locally -
>
> However if I WERE 2B stuck in some nursing home or a place like where kook works - I in no way want to live life as such. Unless I can be world class VERY Active - Cook great meals for dinner parties and Have a Gal age 23 like Sarah a Blue Eyed real blond (can tell from eyebrows) and at 23 say to me a perfect stranger "Will you Please Dance with Me" and that is from a distance because I was quickly passing her by -
>
> Yep I do need now and then those Ego boosting moments - And yet as nice as that was and it really really was Nice Great - I handed her off to a good buddy who is probably a better dancer and is YOUNGER More her age yet well more like double her age- for the remaining 4 minutes of the dance
>
> She emailed me a couple3 weeks ago asking for my schedule at Gator by the bay - Thursday to Sunday Mothers day weekend here in San Diego
>
> I am totally SURE OP despises their life and the younger does them no good because they have no hope of getting it on with a girl and the fact that they hate girls and want a dude to do Sewer Sex with and yet they cannot get out of basement to even find way into the guys rear parts.
>
> OP U will NOT Likely get your wish cause you will commit Sewercide long B4 I becum Shark Bait

What?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,470

Oh look! Another thread about syntax made by Matt the stalker!

jodi !5dCsATIzDE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,476

@1,098,453 (Syntax)

> 3:50 AM here in Cardiff by the Sea with rain drops a very few falling and just 50 minutes ago it was 2AM
>
> How the fuk did this happen in a modern society - This clock moving 4Ward is good for well it does have value if one wants
>
> So for OP who totally admits they have studied the Minichan how to commit sewercide for $20 Maximum because THEY have no money beyond Moms allowance and what Mom give them when they service mom with role playing breast feeding. You mom probably gives yu a fool nickel ninety eight when you tickle her nipples.
>
> So I PUT your question to Alexa and have much Makers Mark in my soul at momento
>
> https://flowingdata.com/2015/09/23/years-you-have-left-to-live-probably/
>
> Note I have a 48% chance of living another 9 years and AND 45% Chance of living another 10 to 19 years AND AND Most of my relatives on my Moms side did Real good Hearts ok cancer non existent and NO Dementia and considering Mom was the last to be born out of 18 kids (only three died in first year and the rest do very well at 97 - 105 or so and very well means NO Wheel Chairs or need for Hospice
>
> Bottom line for me IS NOT THE MANY YEARS I have in future it's the QUALITY OF LIFE GOING 4WARD - This joint/MC is fool just fool of fools who hate their lives and dwell in Moms basement trying to figure out why they failed in school in math science such that at best they may be a clerk in some market - The very few like Trptch have a great science background and possible long term profession Yet she is having at a very young age all kinds of body issues - C it's NOT how old I AM AT Moment - IT'S My mental image of self is that of more like my GF's who are 1/2 to 35%-to 40% of my age which does help to keep me YOUNG on the Inside
>
> And of course becky who went to such a great law school she gets only sloppy 2nds the Judge forces her to take and she despises said clients and there is NO path to the Supreme court for her.
>
> She of course can run for pubic office which often is a cushy job.
>
> I suspect IF I were to have some major Mountain climbing or Ski accident OR A Shark starts to make dinner out of me and yet I escape with me being only an Hors d'oeuvre YET even at that just South of me there is a young girl who's ARM became Shark Hors d'oeuvre and She is back to Surfing every day locally -
>
> However if I WERE 2B stuck in some nursing home or a place like where kook works - I in no way want to live life as such. Unless I can be world class VERY Active - Cook great meals for dinner parties and Have a Gal age 23 like Sarah a Blue Eyed real blond (can tell from eyebrows) and at 23 say to me a perfect stranger "Will you Please Dance with Me" and that is from a distance because I was quickly passing her by -
>
> Yep I do need now and then those Ego boosting moments - And yet as nice as that was and it really really was Nice Great - I handed her off to a good buddy who is probably a better dancer and is YOUNGER More her age yet well more like double her age- for the remaining 4 minutes of the dance
>
> She emailed me a couple3 weeks ago asking for my schedule at Gator by the bay - Thursday to Sunday Mothers day weekend here in San Diego
>
> I am totally SURE OP despises their life and the younger does them no good because they have no hope of getting it on with a girl and the fact that they hate girls and want a dude to do Sewer Sex with and yet they cannot get out of basement to even find way into the guys rear parts.
>
> OP U will NOT Likely get your wish cause you will commit Sewercide long B4 I becum Shark Bait

so you typed this up alone and Drunk at 4 am on Sunday morning to prove how alive o you are right

Indy !UyKfhUGMbw replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,503

@1,098,470 (M)
Jodi: did I make this thread?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,532

@1,098,476 (jodi !5dCsATIzDE)
> so you typed this up alone and Drunk at 4 am on Sunday morning to prove how alive o you are right

Not drunk just high on Makers Mark - Rare very Rare I really get Drunk but have.

I was fully expecting to NOT be able to Surf in AM after coming in late from nite of dancing and birthday party celebration - Yet the Storm bypassed Cardiff by the Sea yet will appear later in week or few days so I got to Surf my Ocean a Blue ALAS just Waist high conditions but hey with puffy clouds that were truly Lovely and Sea critters all around us EXCEPT NO Great Whites thank the Roman Gods

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,533

@1,098,503 (Indy !UyKfhUGMbw)
According to open posts by Mods YOU have made over 1000 stalking as you call it posts about me TOPICS!
And based on what they say in open about your huge file of pics of Me -

Just Saying
Pedo ur busted again/

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,550

@previous (Syntax)

> According to open posts by Mods YOU have made over 1000 stalking as you call it posts about me TOPICS!
> And based on what they say in open about your huge file of pics of Me -
>
> Just Saying
> Pedo ur busted again/

everyone hates you

Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,551

@1,098,453 (Syntax)

> 3:50 AM here in Cardiff by the Sea with rain drops a very few falling and just 50 minutes ago it was 2AM
>
> How the fuk did this happen in a modern society - This clock moving 4Ward is good for well it does have value if one wants
>
> So for OP who totally admits they have studied the Minichan how to commit sewercide for $20 Maximum because THEY have no money beyond Moms allowance and what Mom give them when they service mom with role playing breast feeding. You mom probably gives yu a fool nickel ninety eight when you tickle her nipples.
>
> So I PUT your question to Alexa and have much Makers Mark in my soul at momento
>
> https://flowingdata.com/2015/09/23/years-you-have-left-to-live-probably/
>
> Note I have a 48% chance of living another 9 years and AND 45% Chance of living another 10 to 19 years AND AND Most of my relatives on my Moms side did Real good Hearts ok cancer non existent and NO Dementia and considering Mom was the last to be born out of 18 kids (only three died in first year and the rest do very well at 97 - 105 or so and very well means NO Wheel Chairs or need for Hospice
>
> Bottom line for me IS NOT THE MANY YEARS I have in future it's the QUALITY OF LIFE GOING 4WARD - This joint/MC is fool just fool of fools who hate their lives and dwell in Moms basement trying to figure out why they failed in school in math science such that at best they may be a clerk in some market - The very few like Trptch have a great science background and possible long term profession Yet she is having at a very young age all kinds of body issues - C it's NOT how old I AM AT Moment - IT'S My mental image of self is that of more like my GF's who are 1/2 to 35%-to 40% of my age which does help to keep me YOUNG on the Inside
>
> And of course becky who went to such a great law school she gets only sloppy 2nds the Judge forces her to take and she despises said clients and there is NO path to the Supreme court for her.
>
> She of course can run for pubic office which often is a cushy job.
>
> I suspect IF I were to have some major Mountain climbing or Ski accident OR A Shark starts to make dinner out of me and yet I escape with me being only an Hors d'oeuvre YET even at that just South of me there is a young girl who's ARM became Shark Hors d'oeuvre and She is back to Surfing every day locally -
>
> However if I WERE 2B stuck in some nursing home or a place like where kook works - I in no way want to live life as such. Unless I can be world class VERY Active - Cook great meals for dinner parties and Have a Gal age 23 like Sarah a Blue Eyed real blond (can tell from eyebrows) and at 23 say to me a perfect stranger "Will you Please Dance with Me" and that is from a distance because I was quickly passing her by -
>
> Yep I do need now and then those Ego boosting moments - And yet as nice as that was and it really really was Nice Great - I handed her off to a good buddy who is probably a better dancer and is YOUNGER More her age yet well more like double her age- for the remaining 4 minutes of the dance
>
> She emailed me a couple3 weeks ago asking for my schedule at Gator by the bay - Thursday to Sunday Mothers day weekend here in San Diego
>
> I am totally SURE OP despises their life and the younger does them no good because they have no hope of getting it on with a girl and the fact that they hate girls and want a dude to do Sewer Sex with and yet they cannot get out of basement to even find way into the guys rear parts.
>
> OP U will NOT Likely get your wish cause you will commit Sewercide long B4 I becum Shark Bait

50 minutes before 3:50 means it was 3am not 2 am you stupid fucker

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,553

Externally hosted image@1,098,550 (E)
Based on a number of polls as well as even Replies in threads for write in's

Can prove you Rong

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,565

@previous (Syntax)

> Based on a number of polls as well as even Replies in threads for write in's
>
> Can prove you Rong

HEY DUMBFUCK

350 - 50 = 300

Are you arguing with math now? jesus christ how fucking retarded are you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,572

@previous (E)
lol, old people dont realize the say stupid stuff all the time.

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,591

@previous (A)

> lol, old people dont realize the say stupid stuff all the time.

Remember that TV show Kids Say The Darndest Things?

They should make one called Old People Say The Retardest Things.

I bet syntax would be on there quite a bit.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,622

syntax how can you claim to work for qualcomm when you cant even do basic math

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,637

@1,098,551 (E)
It was 2AM
Some law made it go from 2AM to 3AM without any time lapse
Not in Arizona of course

Now all that said - With Makers Mark in me 2somewhat excess yet still not legally drunk - What IF I made a typo

Are Typ0s allowed on MC

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,638

@1,098,622 (E)
No one has ever heard of a guy by his name.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,640

@previous (A)
Just call and ask them for Me under my Consulting company name and they will forward the call and IF I am not in my office (rare I am) it will go to voice mail at Qualcomm as well as my voice mail at my office at home.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,642

@1,098,638 (A)
If you did call him at work. Why is that not harassment.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,648

@previous (J)
Did I say I called him? I heard someone called and asked about him telling a young girl how to whipe and gave his name and they said who? I guess they will look into into it. I don't really care.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,650

Externally hosted image@1,098,638 (A)

> No one has ever heard of a guy by his name.

@previous (A)
> Did I say I called him? I heard someone called and asked about him telling a young girl how to whipe and gave his name and they said who? I guess they will look into into it. I don't really care.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,652

@previous (P)
Tell MORE lies! NOW we know the TRUTH you sad old man.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,654

@previous (A)
@OPenis

Did you get your new facts directly out of Matts asshole. How far did you have to insert your tongue.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,669

@1,098,652 (A)
You seem upset.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,681

@1,098,637 (Syntax)

> It was 2AM
> Some law made it go from 2AM to 3AM without any time lapse
> Not in Arizona of course
>
> Now all that said - With Makers Mark in me 2somewhat excess yet still not legally drunk - What IF I made a typo
>
> Are Typ0s allowed on MC

hey you fucking idiot asshole, 350 - 50 = 300

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,690

Syntax is the TRUE 21st Century Renaissance man. Matt is an impostor, a fraud, and a charlatan. Matt wishes he could be as cool as Syntax.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,691

@previous (S)

Neither is all that great, TBQH.

Anonymous S replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,692

@previous (F)
I called Qualcomm and they just told me that Syntax is a legend and that Bert’s mom blew Wade for a Subway gift card.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,694

@previous (S)

You called them at 4 AM, and they told you that?

!cVosXqpAL2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,698

@1,098,690 (S)
Matt impostor? Bullshit. Matt is -
World renowned shtick poster. World renowned fora spammer. Dabbles in pedophilia. World renowned coprophiliac.
Almost qualified to work the grill at McDonald's.

Anonymous S replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,743

@previous (!cVosXqpAL2)

> Matt impostor? Bullshit. Matt is -
> World renowned shtick poster. World renowned fora spammer. Dabbles in pedophilia. World renowned coprophiliac.
> Almost qualified to work the grill at McDonald's.

Matt is a world renown McDonald’s fan... he traveled all the way to China and ended up eating nothing but McDonald’s cheeseburgers for a year!
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