Topic: If there is a God…
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 6 years ago #97,284
…there is not a single living soul on the planet that will be granted entry into heaven.
Or maybe this is just me being pissed off at the entire fucking world.
Or maybe this is just me being pissed off at the entire fucking world.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,098,117
heaven got filled up like 300 years ago. sorry ??
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,118
1. God does not exist.
2. If he did exist, he's upset with you for wanting to cut off your penis sir.
2. If he did exist, he's upset with you for wanting to cut off your penis sir.
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Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,128
@previous (C)
You’re not going to bring me down. But if God is upset with me then I will accept my punishment in Hell.
@1,098,117 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Is that a 144,000 reference?
You’re not going to bring me down. But if God is upset with me then I will accept my punishment in Hell.
@1,098,117 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Is that a 144,000 reference?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,130
Why did you become such an edgy 14 year old?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,131
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,134
@1,098,128 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
I so enjoy the doorbell that rings with those wacko Seventh Day Adventists. Not one has ever had a clue about the 144,000 limit for those who can get into heaven. And there are even 25 Million of just THEM and THEM all trying to get more people to join so THEM can get into Heaven which with the many eons and centuries of THEM before the Them - Point made
Heaven was full up eons ago.
Recently the Body of the Church came up with a wacko argument about the 144,000 limit with some new place they invented for the overflow - Yet so far and I get hit monthly with at least a calling card when I am not home and they come around and I CALL and invite them to come on over for a Glass Of Wine or a Cup of Coffee -
Jehovah's Witnesses are monthly visitors as well and even twice in a week on occasions - I quickly grab some pics of me dancing and invite them to join me with a quick list of upcoming events - Also they tend to reject my offer of coffee or a glass of wine.
I so enjoy the doorbell that rings with those wacko Seventh Day Adventists. Not one has ever had a clue about the 144,000 limit for those who can get into heaven. And there are even 25 Million of just THEM and THEM all trying to get more people to join so THEM can get into Heaven which with the many eons and centuries of THEM before the Them - Point made
Heaven was full up eons ago.
Recently the Body of the Church came up with a wacko argument about the 144,000 limit with some new place they invented for the overflow - Yet so far and I get hit monthly with at least a calling card when I am not home and they come around and I CALL and invite them to come on over for a Glass Of Wine or a Cup of Coffee -
Jehovah's Witnesses are monthly visitors as well and even twice in a week on occasions - I quickly grab some pics of me dancing and invite them to join me with a quick list of upcoming events - Also they tend to reject my offer of coffee or a glass of wine.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,139
@1,098,131 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
You should really think about it and try to figure out why. That isn't good for your mental health, besides making you look, well, like a Hot Topic 14 year old.
You should really think about it and try to figure out why. That isn't good for your mental health, besides making you look, well, like a Hot Topic 14 year old.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,142
I of course cannot let any topic about God go left without the very fact that this so called GOD that has people prayering2 - Failed miserably to pay attention to any prayers except for the Rag Heads (Chili pardon me for that) who were praying to Alla as they approached the towers while Millions of people watching this play out on TV for the 2nd Tower about to be hit and the so called God was busy with God only No's what(Edited 32 seconds later.)
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,163
Is heaven flat?
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,167
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,168
@1,098,142 (Syntax)
> 2nd Tower about to be hit and the so called God was busy with God only No's what
He was busy sitting back and eating popcorn while watching 3000+ people die.
> 2nd Tower about to be hit and the so called God was busy with God only No's what
He was busy sitting back and eating popcorn while watching 3000+ people die.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,173
I have an idea for a political cartoon where god's face and hand dip from the heavens and he lights a cigar on a burning tower, calmly puffing it on with his eyes closed.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,174
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,176
Cathy wants to go to hell so she can get tortured my a muscle demon who will spank her and slap her ass with his meaty thick piping hot red horse cock
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,178
If God is real why hasn't he given me $100? I could use it.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,185
@1,098,176 (G)
I’m so over that.
@1,098,139 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think it could be internet addiction
I’m so over that.
@1,098,139 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think it could be internet addiction
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,192
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)I am totally serious about this
Try Buddha - Try some Zen - Zen is very cool and very calming - Also Buddhism is very accepting - and IF you do good in life you come back for more life - U could even come back as a Genetic correct as born Girl -
Those who have not done well in life with ethics may cum back as Cockroach - Me thinks a former Ghost Hunter for instance
Try the web for some quick zen
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,194
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,195
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,196
@OP
> …there is not a single living soul on the planet that will be granted entry into heaven.
Incorrect.
> Or maybe this is just me being p*ssed off at the entire f*cking world.
Most probably correct.
> …there is not a single living soul on the planet that will be granted entry into heaven.
Incorrect.
> Or maybe this is just me being p*ssed off at the entire f*cking world.
Most probably correct.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,197
@1,098,118 (C)
> 1. God does not exist.
Yes He does.
> 2. If he did exist...
He does.
> ...he's upset with you for wanting to cut off your penis sir.
Most probably correct.
> 1. God does not exist.
Yes He does.
> 2. If he did exist...
He does.
> ...he's upset with you for wanting to cut off your penis sir.
Most probably correct.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U triple-posted this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,198
@1,098,142 (Syntax)
> I of course cannot let any topic about God go left without the very fact that this so called GOD that has people prayering2 - Failed miserably to pay attention to any prayers except for the Rag Heads (Chili pardon me for that) who were praying to Alla as they approached the towers while Millions of people watching this play out on TV for the 2nd Tower about to be hit and the so called God was busy with God only No's what
Still struggling with the concept of free will eh?
> I of course cannot let any topic about God go left without the very fact that this so called GOD that has people prayering2 - Failed miserably to pay attention to any prayers except for the Rag Heads (Chili pardon me for that) who were praying to Alla as they approached the towers while Millions of people watching this play out on TV for the 2nd Tower about to be hit and the so called God was busy with God only No's what
Still struggling with the concept of free will eh?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,199
@1,098,197 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Your crappola of a God must be a pedophile
You therefor like your God, because it helps you be comfortable as an abuser of children
Both of you find yourself in mutual comfort.
Your crappola of a God must be a pedophile
You therefor like your God, because it helps you be comfortable as an abuser of children
Both of you find yourself in mutual comfort.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,200
@1,098,178 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> If God is real why hasn't he given me $100? I could use it.
God answers all prayers, but sometimes His answer is no. In this case, perhaps He feels you don't need $100.
> If God is real why hasn't he given me $100? I could use it.
God answers all prayers, but sometimes His answer is no. In this case, perhaps He feels you don't need $100.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,202
@1,098,130 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hypothesis: transitioning is pretty much a second puberty, so Catherine is 14 again. I mean not chronologically obviously but, like, biologically. Mentally.
Hypothesis: transitioning is pretty much a second puberty, so Catherine is 14 again. I mean not chronologically obviously but, like, biologically. Mentally.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,203
@1,098,199 (K)
> Your crappola of a God must be a pedophile
Are you that guy who spends his life waiting for any opportunity to start posting about pedophilia on obscure internet message boards?
> You therefor like your God, because it helps you be comfortable as an abuser of children
Indeed you are!
> Your crappola of a God must be a pedophile
Are you that guy who spends his life waiting for any opportunity to start posting about pedophilia on obscure internet message boards?
> You therefor like your God, because it helps you be comfortable as an abuser of children
Indeed you are!
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,205
@1,098,197 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > 1. God does not exist.
> Yes He does.
Please provide proof.
> > 2. If he did exist...
> He does.
Again, provide proof.
> > 1. God does not exist.
> Yes He does.
Please provide proof.
> > 2. If he did exist...
> He does.
Again, provide proof.
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,217
Then I genuinely pity you...
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,223
@1,098,205 (C)
> > > 1. God does not exist.
>
> > Yes He does.
>
> Please provide proof.
>
>
> > > 2. If he did exist...
>
> > He does.
>
> Again, provide proof.
Provide proof to whom?
> > > 1. God does not exist.
>
> > Yes He does.
>
> Please provide proof.
>
>
> > > 2. If he did exist...
>
> > He does.
>
> Again, provide proof.
Provide proof to whom?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,225
@1,098,200 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What a fuckin tightwad. I'm asking Satan from now on. He might actually give me a thing or two.
What a fuckin tightwad. I'm asking Satan from now on. He might actually give me a thing or two.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,226
@1,098,200 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
What is the proof God exists?
Can you prove your God is not a pedophile?
Hindus do not believe in your God. Can you prove they are in error and you're correct.
Who the hell decided that the Roman and Greek Gods are not the truly real Gods. They also had Goddesses. Your bibles treat women as chattel.
The men of the Catholic Church decided that woman could not hold high offices in their church. Who the fuck gave them the right to treat woman that way.
Why does the Catholic Church try and prevent priests from calling the law on pedophiles and those that commit murder.
What is the proof God exists?
Can you prove your God is not a pedophile?
Hindus do not believe in your God. Can you prove they are in error and you're correct.
Who the hell decided that the Roman and Greek Gods are not the truly real Gods. They also had Goddesses. Your bibles treat women as chattel.
The men of the Catholic Church decided that woman could not hold high offices in their church. Who the fuck gave them the right to treat woman that way.
Why does the Catholic Church try and prevent priests from calling the law on pedophiles and those that commit murder.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,240
@1,098,225 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> I'm asking Satan from now on. He might actually give me a thing or two.
I've no doubt Satan will give you what you ask for. For a price...
> I'm asking Satan from now on. He might actually give me a thing or two.
I've no doubt Satan will give you what you ask for. For a price...
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,241
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Hell yeah that's way better than this lame God dude. Time to make some deals baby!
Hell yeah that's way better than this lame God dude. Time to make some deals baby!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,243
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,244
@1,098,202 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Well yes hormones will make your emotions more volatile, but you'll still retain your mental maturity.
Well yes hormones will make your emotions more volatile, but you'll still retain your mental maturity.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,245
@1,098,241 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Hell yeah that's way better than this lame God dude. Time to make some deals baby!
I can guarantee that a year from now you will post on here begging me to help exorcise you.
> Hell yeah that's way better than this lame God dude. Time to make some deals baby!
I can guarantee that a year from now you will post on here begging me to help exorcise you.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,246
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I'll just hire a personal trainer who's local but thanks for your offer.
Now to see what the going rate for one (1) immortal soul is...
I'll just hire a personal trainer who's local but thanks for your offer.
Now to see what the going rate for one (1) immortal soul is...
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,247
@1,098,202 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> Hypothesis: transitioning is pretty much a second puberty, so Catherine is 14 again. I mean not chronologically obviously but, like, biologically. Mentally.
If Catherine stays healthy, eats well, never smokes and exercises regularly, he may live to be a hundred, by which point he may have attained the mental age of a 14 year old.
> Hypothesis: transitioning is pretty much a second puberty, so Catherine is 14 again. I mean not chronologically obviously but, like, biologically. Mentally.
If Catherine stays healthy, eats well, never smokes and exercises regularly, he may live to be a hundred, by which point he may have attained the mental age of a 14 year old.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,249
@1,098,246 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Now to see what the going rate for one (1) immortal soul is...
Let me know how cheaply he values it.
> Now to see what the going rate for one (1) immortal soul is...
Let me know how cheaply he values it.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,254
The God of the Bible was really into people cutting up their genitals. Maybe Cathy is just spiritually ahead of the curve and God is giving her these thoughts as part of a further religious rite that the rest of us aren't ready to know about yet.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,269
@1,098,223 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> Provide proof to whom?
Funny... Every time someone asks you to provide proof, this is what you say.
So you can't provide proof. Thanks. That will be all.
> Provide proof to whom?
Funny... Every time someone asks you to provide proof, this is what you say.
So you can't provide proof. Thanks. That will be all.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,271
> CatherinedraadFather Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,275
@1,098,269 (C)
> >Provide proof to whom?
>
> Funny... Every time someone asks you to provide proof, this is what you say.
I asked you a very simple question and you were unable to answer it. Speaks volumes.
> >Provide proof to whom?
>
> Funny... Every time someone asks you to provide proof, this is what you say.
I asked you a very simple question and you were unable to answer it. Speaks volumes.
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,276
@1,098,269 (C)He can prove he commits pedophilia.
He will also type in that he is a priest. As a human he is totally:
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,287
@1,098,275 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I asked you to provide proof, twice. And all you can ask is "Provide proof to whom?"
Well obviously, you're supposed to provide your proof to the one who asked. But it speaks volumes that you can't do it.
I asked you to provide proof, twice. And all you can ask is "Provide proof to whom?"
Well obviously, you're supposed to provide your proof to the one who asked. But it speaks volumes that you can't do it.
Anonymous C double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,288
@1,098,276 (Q)
He won't admit to it since another priest forgave him. So now he thinks he's in the clear.
He won't admit to it since another priest forgave him. So now he thinks he's in the clear.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,296
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,298
It's silly to expect people to only take into account what's proven or not when it comes to their world view. If we did that, well we'd be boring robots, with no sense of common moral beliefs, since they are after all, beliefs.
Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,299
@1,098,247 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Ummm, less than .09 percent of people live to be 100 or more in the U.S.
Ummm, less than .09 percent of people live to be 100 or more in the U.S.
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Anonymous R double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,300
@1,098,225 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If you were really really hungry and He gave you 15 dollars you would change your bad attitude!!
If you were really really hungry and He gave you 15 dollars you would change your bad attitude!!
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,308
@1,098,287 (C)
> I asked you to provide proof, twice. And all you can ask is "Provide proof to whom?"
>
> Well obviously, you're supposed to provide your proof to the one who asked.
So you want me to provide proof to you?
> I asked you to provide proof, twice. And all you can ask is "Provide proof to whom?"
>
> Well obviously, you're supposed to provide your proof to the one who asked.
So you want me to provide proof to you?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,309
@1,098,299 (R)
> Ummm, less than .09 percent of people live to be 100 or more in the U.S.
Is this the only irrelevant point you intend to make in this thread or can I look forward to more?
> Ummm, less than .09 percent of people live to be 100 or more in the U.S.
Is this the only irrelevant point you intend to make in this thread or can I look forward to more?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U triple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,311
@1,098,298 (S)
> It's silly to expect people to only take into account what's proven or not when it comes to their world view. If we did that, well we'd be boring robots, with no sense of common moral beliefs, since they are after all, beliefs.
Precisely. That's why I'm flirting with pride by toying with my new friend Anon C here. I'm fairly confident that once I've locked him in to admitting it's he who wants the proof, it will take me all of 5 minutes, perhaps less, to show hm that 99% of what he believes about the world he actually has no empirical proof for.
> It's silly to expect people to only take into account what's proven or not when it comes to their world view. If we did that, well we'd be boring robots, with no sense of common moral beliefs, since they are after all, beliefs.
Precisely. That's why I'm flirting with pride by toying with my new friend Anon C here. I'm fairly confident that once I've locked him in to admitting it's he who wants the proof, it will take me all of 5 minutes, perhaps less, to show hm that 99% of what he believes about the world he actually has no empirical proof for.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,329
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,331
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,361
Amen
Anonymous O replied with this 3 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,174,496
So... have you considered what an ETERNITY IN TORMENT entails? Let's do some moral calculus. Does sending someone into eternal torment for saying the wrong thing like "God Damn" or lusting after a woman by looking at her sound like a fair punishment? Like, even if you looked at some girl's legs or said "Jesus!" at the wrong time, is that a reason to torture you for eternity? An eternity of punishment for saying the wrong word or thinking the wrong thing at the wrong time? How is that a moral God? Or even an all-loving God. Really, fuck that God. He's a dick.