Minichan

Topic: Why the hell are people buying so much damn toilet roll?

Green !StaYqkzUPc started this discussion 6 years ago #97,282

I shut you not, somebody put 40 rolls of loo roll in their trolley. Do they expect to be shitting for a month straight. Ironically I can't wipe my shitty arsed anymore because a the stores are empty of loo roll

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,098,093

peepee and poopoo

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,094

Fucking butter a loo roll and throw it on the ceiling, m8! Some real Dangerous Dave shit like that will sort them out!

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,095

Externally hosted imageAmazon mate. £27 for 54 Andrex, or these are £17 for 60 and pretty decent.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,097

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yes Amazon is a good idea

Saddleback !iYX1EBJpHs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,098

Teetee and doodoo.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,099

Use a moist sponge on a stick

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,107

@1,098,095 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> This seller does not deliver to the United States.
Thanks for nothing.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,122

@OP

> Ironically I can't wipe my shitty arse anymore

> anymore

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,123

It's cheaper to buy in bulk, and it's not like you'll stop needing toilet paper at some point...

Bought the really cheap toilet paper last time and it irritated the fuck out of my body, thought i was getting infections. Never again.

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,156

Based on local news - Cosco and Walmart and other huge box stores keep running out of

I did buy MORE Bleach than in the past and only by need to buy did get about 3 months supply of TP Because the bulk price for this EXJEW makes Cents

Also food shelves around town are less filled and over at Trader Joes they have added hours to employees to keep the shelves STOCKED UP as people are buying food mostly cans or bags of pasta like CRAZY in Preparation for the Siege as China Invades the USA with new Beer Bug

ALSO as crazy as it is - They cut the Price of Two Buck CHUCK (The Cab Sav makes for a great Chile Addition) They cut the Price BACK BACK - Weird when they found they could sell even more of that industrial made wine for more and then found a way to get the maker to drop the price

Lost my point but Green on the news here people are lining up so as to be able to STAY HOME AND Avoid China's latest nasty gift for humans

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,157

People are stocking up for the Coronavirus quarantine, you moron. Toilet paper is the main thing you don’t want to go without when you’re housebound like a limbless Meta, on account uh his diabetus.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,159

@previous (L)
Why did I just add to my shopping list more TP when the getting it may be a problem currently.

Do have daily newspapers delivered - Wall Street Journal LA Times and Union Tribune - So in a pinch just saying

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,164

people are so full of shit

Green !StaYqkzUPc (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,211

@1,098,157 (L)
The quarantine is 2 weeks, not 2 years though.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,220

Do like they did back in the day, and just use the same stick over and over. Of course, you may also want to dig a latrine, to be authentic.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,232

@1,098,211 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

Could be longer though. Toilet paper is just the perfect false sense of security product in this outbreak. It lasts and it's cheap. People got all kinds of worries but they sooth them with toilet paper. If I run out of toilet paper, well I guess the shower is going to have to be replaced after all this is over.
:

Please familiarise yourself with the rules and markup syntax before posting.