Topic: so i was out with this dog
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,257
dog's mine, anyway, we were out for a walk a long walk, could have been longer, i'm just following really. anyway, doggo wanted to wander around this dumpster and we found a box full of discarded florescent light bulbs. while we were back there and i was looking through them to see if any were any good by mistake, i felt the need to shit and so I did. Turns out, the bulbs I nabbed worked just fine. Score! how was your day out, yall?
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,097,722
did your dog shit too. if so did you pick it up
did you pick up your shit
do you need the bulbs for anything
why not use LEDs
did you pick up your shit
do you need the bulbs for anything
why not use LEDs
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,724
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
dog shit in designated dog-shitting area
i stuck a light bulb in it
some bulbs in my bathroom are out, it takes four, so score!
they weren't any behind that dumpster
dog shit in designated dog-shitting area
i stuck a light bulb in it
some bulbs in my bathroom are out, it takes four, so score!
they weren't any behind that dumpster
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,725
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,833
@1,097,722 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
There's a guy in my complex who got five dogs because he's scared that someone will hurt him (because he's a dealer and a total fucking asshole). He doesn't pick up any of their shit. Five dogs, two shits a day, that's three thousand six hundred and fifty shits a year he doesn't pick up. I fucking hate that guy.
There's a guy in my complex who got five dogs because he's scared that someone will hurt him (because he's a dealer and a total fucking asshole). He doesn't pick up any of their shit. Five dogs, two shits a day, that's three thousand six hundred and fifty shits a year he doesn't pick up. I fucking hate that guy.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,840
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,848
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,849
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
San Francisco (Nancy Pelosi's congressional district) has a massive, widespread problem with homeless people defecating on the sidewalks and streets: https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/sf-mayor-theres-more-feces-on-the-sidewalks-than-ive-ever-seen/62590/
The joke is that your neighbor's dog shit problem is equivalent to living in San Francisco. Or vice versa.
San Francisco (Nancy Pelosi's congressional district) has a massive, widespread problem with homeless people defecating on the sidewalks and streets: https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/sf-mayor-theres-more-feces-on-the-sidewalks-than-ive-ever-seen/62590/
The joke is that your neighbor's dog shit problem is equivalent to living in San Francisco. Or vice versa.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,901
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,910
fucker could have simply said San Franscisco instead of making a fucking riddle out of it
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,956
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,967
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I hate him so much. He's such an asshole. I came home one day from taking my dog out and he was holding her puppies, even though they had never met afaik, so obviously she hates him too. When she sees him she barks her head off and pulls towards him, if she gets to him she'll bite his feet. But she started calming down a lot this summer, to the point that she stopped barking at him. So what does he do? He stands in his doorway, right across the parking lot from mine, and swings the door open and shut repeatedly and yells, taunting her until she barks at him. I wouldn't even be upset if she broke her collar one day and bit him.
I hate him so much. He's such an asshole. I came home one day from taking my dog out and he was holding her puppies, even though they had never met afaik, so obviously she hates him too. When she sees him she barks her head off and pulls towards him, if she gets to him she'll bite his feet. But she started calming down a lot this summer, to the point that she stopped barking at him. So what does he do? He stands in his doorway, right across the parking lot from mine, and swings the door open and shut repeatedly and yells, taunting her until she barks at him. I wouldn't even be upset if she broke her collar one day and bit him.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,970
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,973
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,977
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
People like that should get a month in jail to think about how awful they are.
People like that should get a month in jail to think about how awful they are.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,984
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,985
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,988
@previous (G)
The Italian field school i did housed us in the town's old jail and i went to alcatraz. I have not been incarcerated.
The Italian field school i did housed us in the town's old jail and i went to alcatraz. I have not been incarcerated.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,989
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,991
@previous (G)
I'm sure it isn't. I believe the jails here are more pleasant than those where you are. Lots of people don't really mind jail here.
I'm sure it isn't. I believe the jails here are more pleasant than those where you are. Lots of people don't really mind jail here.
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,999
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,010
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,030
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,033
@previous (A)
Nah. I'm just curious how he came to have that opinion. Maybe he had a bad experience.
Nah. I'm just curious how he came to have that opinion. Maybe he had a bad experience.