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Topic: The Stalker aint afraid to ask

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,252

https://youtu.be/-FY08r-p2xM

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later[^] [v] #1,097,653

"The stalker" is a badass nickname.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,656

Externally hosted imageThe Stalker reminds me Of Chuck Norris because Norris is almost 80.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,657

The Stalker loves to go to the gym.

https://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/03/the-guy-who-died-on-a-tv-talk-show/

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,659

@1,097,656 (A)
Chuck Norris is a pussy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,662

@previous (C)
He looks better at 80 than the Stalker did at 50.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,665

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jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,681

lol. "I wondered if you wanted to do it"

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,721

@1,097,665 (A)
Who is this “Stalker” fellow, and why are you obsessed with him?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,728

don't you wish your gf was hot like me, don't ya?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,796

@1,097,721 (E)
He wont open his old ass mouth...lol..

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,801

> I know his name, birthday, address, and employer. I have a collection of photos of him dating back to the 1990s. I make several topics about him per week. But HE is the one stalking ME!!!!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,803

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
The man matching that description should be banned for stalking.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,388

@1,097,796 (A)
You seem to be the real stalker here.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,395

@previous (E)
Pffffft...whatever, why won't he just die already..

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,396

@previous (A)
Perhaps because he wishes to outlive you, the real stalker.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,406

@previous (E)
He knows I might vacation in southern Cali one day.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,408

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,423

@previous (J)
Now there is someone who knows how to have a good time and isn't ashamed about it!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,426

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The thumbnail looks like a blue girl to me. I didn't expect that. Not even I would do that.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,429

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It does not look like a blue girl to me though I can kinda see how it would. I went in fully prepared and was still taken aback. I wouldn't do this personally but I'm surprised you would not! Where did he cross the line for you?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,436

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm usually on mobile, the thumbnails are tiny. Oh they're just clothespins! I thought they were large dowels he had stuck through his ballsack

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,437

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah he's being very reasonable tbh. Who among us has not restricted bloodflow to our testicles while clamping it with clothespins?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,438

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I know of nobody who can make that claim! I certainly cannot. That's just what I call a Tuesday afternoon.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,439

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You wait until Tuesday afternoon to do this? I start my week with weak vanilla stuff like this. No offense but you might want to try living a little.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,440

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But I'm a millennial, i want to die

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,441

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Boy do I have bad news for you. Because that's what you most want, you will be the first person who lives forever! Enjoy your unlimited time in the universe.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,457

Externally hosted image@1,098,406 (A)

> He knows I might vacation in southern Cali one day.

You with such a poor education cannot vacation in this expensive state - Try one of those Pig Fucking Red Neck Southern states. You can get a quality place to stay in one of these for instance.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,098,509

@1,098,429 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

The only reason you don't like the picture, is it's lack of double-ended dildz.
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