Topic: Coronavirus comes to Houston
Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 6 years ago #97,224
Officials confirm first 2 cases of coronavirus in Harris County
By Dylan McGuinness Updated 4:31 pm CST, Thursday, March 5, 2020
Local officials on Thursday reported two confirmed cases of new coronavirus in Harris County.
One man and one woman in the unincorporated area of northwest Harris County tested positive for COVID-19, and the tests have been verified by the U.S. Center for Disease Control, according to county officials.
Officials said the two cases are travel-related and there is not evidence of community spread.
https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/coronavirus-2-cases-harris-county-houston-outbreak-15108596.php
Oh shit lol ???
And you can't even buy hand sanitizer in the stores ?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,097,367
Selfquarantine, don't even go to the ER or urgent care.???
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,372
Decided to google if it's in Cornwall yet.
https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/18284696.coronavirus-case-confirmed-cornwall/
Well, looks like I'm fucked as well. Nice knowing you, chaps!
https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/18284696.coronavirus-case-confirmed-cornwall/
Well, looks like I'm fucked as well. Nice knowing you, chaps!
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,401
Houston, we have a problem.
Hairy Krishna !feDShQ1sWs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,425
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,432
The coronavirus came to Georgia to play fiddle
Hairy Krishna !feDShQ1sWs replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,435
Houston? I hope Meta gets it. I do not want him to die, but just to get one week of volatile, explosive diarrhoea.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,437
I have at least two cases in my County, and another in a neighboring County
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Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,438
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,448
@1,097,437 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
i think there's just one case in my neighboring county. but like, right across the river neighboring
i think there's just one case in my neighboring county. but like, right across the river neighboring
q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,517
probably not a big deal if yr not super old.
also arent we not sposta be using hand sanitizer cause it makes resistant bacteria, wtf happened to that?
also arent we not sposta be using hand sanitizer cause it makes resistant bacteria, wtf happened to that?
q. double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,521
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,524
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Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,527
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
But, naturally, small children, the elderly, and people with compromised immune systems are most at risk.
But, naturally, small children, the elderly, and people with compromised immune systems are most at risk.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,528
@1,097,525 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@previous (B)
I also really love some of my residents. I'm pretty worried guys
@previous (B)
I also really love some of my residents. I'm pretty worried guys
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,529
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,530
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,531
@1,097,527 (B)
Yeah, but nobody under 10 has died from it
@1,097,528 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
:( im sorry darling
Yeah, but nobody under 10 has died from it
@1,097,528 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
:( im sorry darling
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,532
@1,097,530 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
But our immune systems are compromised! I want you prepared for the worst.
But our immune systems are compromised! I want you prepared for the worst.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,542
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,549
@OP>
> Officials confirm first 2 cases of coronavirus in Harris County
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> By Dylan McGuinness Updated 4:31 pm CST, Thursday, March 5, 2020
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> Local officials on Thursday reported two confirmed cases of new coronavirus in Harris County.
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> One man and one woman in the unincorporated area of northwest Harris County tested positive for COVID-19, and the tests have been verified by the U.S. Center for Disease Control, according to county officials.
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> Officials said the two cases are travel-related and there is not evidence of community spread.
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> https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/coronavirus-2-cases-harris-county-houston-outbreak-15108596.php
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> Oh shit lol ???
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> And you can't even buy hand sanitizer in the stores ?
Huston Huston I have a solution (Pun Intended)
So I said to self why not make your own DIY - Alexa sorta let me down for a bit
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/epa-releases-list-disinfectant-products-approved-kill-covid/story?id=69412861
Says homemade Hand Sanitizers fail to work - I call that Bullshit
Issue is that it takes 60% Alcohol to make the homemade product effective Yet Clorox Toilet bowl cleaner WORKS as do a few other similar products
SO BACK TO HOME MADE WITH ALCOHOL AND HOT DAMN there is a Product WE ALL are familiar with - Everclear - In Huston I believe you can buy Berts go2 Hooch at 190 Proof so that exceeds the 60% and then some - NOT Legal in California
So just Everclear and paper towels make for your hands germ free. Bert of course will have Mouth and Throat and Stomach germ free for a very few minutes and then some Bum like bert will cum along and sneeze and it's all over for Bert
I am sure you can do as I am going to do - Mix some soap and water with Bleach in the concentration required to blow the Virus to smithereens
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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,596
@1,097,435 (Hairy Krishna !feDShQ1sWs)
> I hope Meta gets it.
In a recent interview, the coronavirus issued a public statement that it was staying well away from Meta after he had sent the virus several mean PMs that it claims lead it into a depressive state and undermined its confidence in its ability to infect and spread among humans. The virus' encounter with the notorious Minichan moderator lead it to do some intense soul searching. "Some days I think choosing humans to infect was the wrong choice," the coronavirus said Thursday when interviewed, "because they can present such a toxic environment. I understand other humans are used to such emotional abuse and can write it off as humor, but it's really a shock to a simple virus like me. I was happier among bats. They are such gentle creatures."
> I hope Meta gets it.
In a recent interview, the coronavirus issued a public statement that it was staying well away from Meta after he had sent the virus several mean PMs that it claims lead it into a depressive state and undermined its confidence in its ability to infect and spread among humans. The virus' encounter with the notorious Minichan moderator lead it to do some intense soul searching. "Some days I think choosing humans to infect was the wrong choice," the coronavirus said Thursday when interviewed, "because they can present such a toxic environment. I understand other humans are used to such emotional abuse and can write it off as humor, but it's really a shock to a simple virus like me. I was happier among bats. They are such gentle creatures."
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,842
@1,097,549 (Syntax)
I did obtain a bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol for hand sanitizing. What pisses me off about this is I've been using hand sanitizer daily for YEARS. And now I can't fuckin buy it because of all these gay retards getting scared by the news ?
I know Everclear is basically the same thing but now that I'm not drinking it I'd rather pay $1 than $15 a bottle.
@previous (L)
finna yeet on these RNA ni??as ??
I did obtain a bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol for hand sanitizing. What pisses me off about this is I've been using hand sanitizer daily for YEARS. And now I can't fuckin buy it because of all these gay retards getting scared by the news ?
I know Everclear is basically the same thing but now that I'm not drinking it I'd rather pay $1 than $15 a bottle.
@previous (L)
finna yeet on these RNA ni??as ??
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,851
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Clean hwands is one thing, isolation is another thing. You'd have to wear eye protection and a mask to avoid getting it from close contact.
Clean hwands is one thing, isolation is another thing. You'd have to wear eye protection and a mask to avoid getting it from close contact.
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,853
@previous (M)
I'll wait till more than two people in Houston have it before going all surgical mask and gloves.
I'm honestly not worried. It's just the flu, basically.
I'll wait till more than two people in Houston have it before going all surgical mask and gloves.
I'm honestly not worried. It's just the flu, basically.
Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,856
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yeh but you're in America buddy. There's rumors of people pretty obviously having the virus but not even getting the ok for a unpaid sick leave, because they aren't getting tested.
Yeh but you're in America buddy. There's rumors of people pretty obviously having the virus but not even getting the ok for a unpaid sick leave, because they aren't getting tested.