Topic: Will Bert die in this decade?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,200

Now accepting wagers on how and when he will die.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Yes	3	50%
No	3	50%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,097,006

Coronary issues from alcoholism, poor diet, and untreated hypertension and diabetes. It is almost a sure thing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,007

@previous (B)

Do you think he will make it to making angry shitposts about how little his social security is?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,011

@previous (A)
Nah. He will not make it to retirement age. All he eats is fast food. He drinks entire bottles of grain alcohol nightly. He never exercises. He never sees a doctor. He is overweight. He is not on any medication for the hypertension and diabetes and fatty liver disease that I know he must have. I give him 8 more years.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,012

@previous (C)

You may be right. Maybe he'll win on the scratch-off tickets he is buying with his tax return, and turn his life around.

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,065

@previous (A)
> and turn his life around.

He's living it up now... Living off someone else's social security or whatever it is she's getting, rent free, sleeps on the floor in the corner of the kitchen...

Turning his life around? HIGHLY UNLIKELY.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,067

@1,097,011 (C)
> He drinks entire bottles of grain alcohol nightly.

Not currently as he now lives on someone Others minimal social security.

Betting he does live another decade and will end up again in an alleyway - I admit I have some inside info AFTER a recent email with him.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,070

@previous (Syntax)
> I have some inside info AFTER a recent email with him.
why don't you understand that this is creepy and weird

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,073

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Why is that creepy or weird
It's factual - Just the facts.

And he emailed ME so not the other way around.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,077

@previous (Syntax)
see. ya just don't get it..... tsk tsk.......

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,093

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Oh I get it. You said you are into Poo and Necrophilia.
Your opinion therefore has less than 0 Value

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,095

@previous (Syntax)
yes poop and cold pudsy for me

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,097

@1,097,067 (Syntax)
Did you hear what curiosity did to the cat?

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