Topic: This must be an elaborate troll.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #971
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Is this an elaborate troll?
Walked upstairs and heard my wife and daughter (14-year old) talking in the kitchen. I paused to listen since they apparently didn't hear me know I was home from work and coming up the stairs. What I heard was shocking in the sense that I thought I was the only pervert in the family! My daughter had been stood up for a date that night and was asking her mom about guys and sex, and it was one of those once-in-a-lifetime conversations men would love to hear — unless you're a father to that little girl! According to rumor, my daughter's 16-year old boyfriend has one of the biggest dicks in town, and so far she's only sucked him off and jacked him off. My wife put her on the pill when she was 12 and makes sure she religiously takes it.
But my wife starts telling the girl that while she should enjoy men who are well-endowed, she shouldn't think of marrying one. "They'll cheat on you. What you do is always keep a man with a huge 'peen' as a boyfriend on the side, honey." They both laughed and I lost my fucking breath. My heart was beating so hard I could barely hear them. But my daughter went on to describe every vein and detail of this kid's monster cock, from its texture to it being uncut to how much cum he ejaculates and how big his balls were. That's bad enough to give a Dad a heart attack right there, because you just don't think of your daughter in that way — okay, well you do, but you feel bad afterward. But the worst part was yet to come. My wife then goes on to describe her black boyfriend with whom she "services" once or twice a week depending on his "needs." I literally dropped to my knees on the stairs because I never knew my wife had ever cheated on me.
Just like daughter, she described him and his cock in brilliant detail, and had even measured him (10.25 inches; 8 inches circumference), though I figured that had to be exaggerated, right? They had the predictable black penis conversation about how they're hung like horses and can fuck a woman blind, and how you have to be very careful because they're so potent, it's easy to get pregnant by a black guy, and on and on. My wife continued on and advised to my little girl on how to get around on hubby without him knowing — "Always be busy!" "Join lots of civic clubs!" "Always have a meeting!" — and how to find and properly accommodate men who were well-endowed, even to the point of having their babies without the husband's knowledge — from visiting strip shows to hiring escorts to listening to gossip. What was embarrassing was that my wife described how she had never had an orgasm with me, how small my penis was, and how she deserved better; she loved me dearly, but I was a joke to provide a paycheck, not a real man to her. Their conversation lasted another 45 minutes and I finally left as they finally changed the subject.
I was shocked, ashamed, and humiliated. But after I slunk back down the stairs quietly and spent the night in a bar drowning my disbelief, a lot of things started to make sense. My wife had always "given" me sex on her terms and when she allowed it, usually once a month at most. And it has always been very clinical and "proper," almost like a religious woman afraid to fuck. She would lift her skirt and bend over the bed and prompt me, "Come on, honey, time to do it." Of course, I was an eager little shit by the time I got it, that I got in, popped my shot, and pulled out. My wife's pussy has always been loose, too. I attributed that to just her body type. Even when we dated I figured she just was big down there. And after the birth of our daughter, I blamed that. I didn't realize my little 6-incher was inadequate for her the whole time. That's how stupid I've been.
As a result of such a vanilla sex life, I'm the one who has been the sex freak. I go out of my way to find the freakiest, most extraordinary porn and fap to it. I'm never desperate for sex, and while I'm a nice looking guy, I'm never with another woman. If I had my way, I'd whore my wife and daughter out and make a fortune. I'd fuck BBWs, and seek out women with huge clits, long nipples, or anything genetically odd about them. Instead I'm stuck living with a woman and a girl who are nothing but little whores. I don't know whether to be proud — "That a girl!" or angry, "Why wasn't I invited?" Now I've found myself delving into cuckold and sissy porn and wondering if there would ever be a way to approach my wife with the idea. I may have a sad sex life now, but at least I would have a freaky one if my wife would play along.
What do you think I should do? Should I confront her and tell her I want in on the freak show she's got going, divorce her, or just enjoy it all knowing I know their little secret?
But my wife starts telling the girl that while she should enjoy men who are well-endowed, she shouldn't think of marrying one. "They'll cheat on you. What you do is always keep a man with a huge 'peen' as a boyfriend on the side, honey." They both laughed and I lost my fucking breath. My heart was beating so hard I could barely hear them. But my daughter went on to describe every vein and detail of this kid's monster cock, from its texture to it being uncut to how much cum he ejaculates and how big his balls were. That's bad enough to give a Dad a heart attack right there, because you just don't think of your daughter in that way — okay, well you do, but you feel bad afterward. But the worst part was yet to come. My wife then goes on to describe her black boyfriend with whom she "services" once or twice a week depending on his "needs." I literally dropped to my knees on the stairs because I never knew my wife had ever cheated on me.
Just like daughter, she described him and his cock in brilliant detail, and had even measured him (10.25 inches; 8 inches circumference), though I figured that had to be exaggerated, right? They had the predictable black penis conversation about how they're hung like horses and can fuck a woman blind, and how you have to be very careful because they're so potent, it's easy to get pregnant by a black guy, and on and on. My wife continued on and advised to my little girl on how to get around on hubby without him knowing — "Always be busy!" "Join lots of civic clubs!" "Always have a meeting!" — and how to find and properly accommodate men who were well-endowed, even to the point of having their babies without the husband's knowledge — from visiting strip shows to hiring escorts to listening to gossip. What was embarrassing was that my wife described how she had never had an orgasm with me, how small my penis was, and how she deserved better; she loved me dearly, but I was a joke to provide a paycheck, not a real man to her. Their conversation lasted another 45 minutes and I finally left as they finally changed the subject.
I was shocked, ashamed, and humiliated. But after I slunk back down the stairs quietly and spent the night in a bar drowning my disbelief, a lot of things started to make sense. My wife had always "given" me sex on her terms and when she allowed it, usually once a month at most. And it has always been very clinical and "proper," almost like a religious woman afraid to fuck. She would lift her skirt and bend over the bed and prompt me, "Come on, honey, time to do it." Of course, I was an eager little shit by the time I got it, that I got in, popped my shot, and pulled out. My wife's pussy has always been loose, too. I attributed that to just her body type. Even when we dated I figured she just was big down there. And after the birth of our daughter, I blamed that. I didn't realize my little 6-incher was inadequate for her the whole time. That's how stupid I've been.
As a result of such a vanilla sex life, I'm the one who has been the sex freak. I go out of my way to find the freakiest, most extraordinary porn and fap to it. I'm never desperate for sex, and while I'm a nice looking guy, I'm never with another woman. If I had my way, I'd whore my wife and daughter out and make a fortune. I'd fuck BBWs, and seek out women with huge clits, long nipples, or anything genetically odd about them. Instead I'm stuck living with a woman and a girl who are nothing but little whores. I don't know whether to be proud — "That a girl!" or angry, "Why wasn't I invited?" Now I've found myself delving into cuckold and sissy porn and wondering if there would ever be a way to approach my wife with the idea. I may have a sad sex life now, but at least I would have a freaky one if my wife would play along.
What do you think I should do? Should I confront her and tell her I want in on the freak show she's got going, divorce her, or just enjoy it all knowing I know their little secret?
Is this an elaborate troll?
henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #18,814
@OP
totally
totally
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,816
If it isn't, that's disturbing.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,818
EVERYTHING on AnonTalk is an elaborate troll. Every post made there is solely meant to get enough posts to apply as a wiseguy.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,824
> "What you do is always keep a man with a huge 'peen' as a boyfriend on the side, honey."The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,835
A 14 year old girl would be very upset if her mom admitted to cheating on her dad, so yes, it is fake. But, if it were real, that man should sue the hell out of her!
AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,854
That, my friend, is the question of the century a fine work of creative fiction.
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