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Topic: Ohhhhh Yeeeeeah..

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #97,089

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,095,731

If everything goes correctly...There will be a Special PARTY Thread on Thursday night!!

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,732

Hell yeah...Man..

Time to break out the beers and pizza..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,734

Whoop Whoop

Rat...atat...tat..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,743

obligatory Oh Yeah by Yello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,744

Correction: The fourth is on Wednesday.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,748

Externally hosted image@1,095,734 (A)
OP
You need to send 100% of refund to this man cause if he does not win next time he will end up locked up for rest of his life for tax evasion

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,751

@previous (D)
> he will end up locked up for rest of his life for tax evasion

No he won't.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,772

@previous (E)
Do you ever wonder why the IRS is taking so long as in YEARS to finish the Audit on Trumps taxes?

It can only be for one reason. What he has been doing for years to keep his taxes down ended up under the microscope by IRS - And I have been there myself with IRS - Once they zero in they really put a microscope to ones life - I even once wrote them a letter letting them no in advance I was planning on evading completion of a return and wood continue evading until party of the 2nd Part gave in and completed her Tax return as ordered by a court and shared contents with me upon completion.

So I told the IRS I wood hold back as long as it took and was ready for whatever they decided to do - Of Course all I got was WE Acknowledge your letter to us.

I came way out ahead with this plan as a result BUT they sure found stuff from prior years because they decided to open past returns and LookC

If not for hiring a former IRS agent who held a CPA and licensed as a Lawyer - AND Also on my DIVORCE Team thank the many Gods -

IRS had hands tied - Prior to the election they could not put hands on scales of Pubic vote for Trump - Now in office they cannot do legal stuff to him while he is President - But not long ago a Vice President failed an IRS Audit and HIS President talked him into Resigning as VP

The Moment Trump steps out of Office as Pres - He will be arrested and prosecuted and EVEN IF a President gets him out of Jail with a Pardon - President cannot stop IRS from doing fines and IRS can double triple and add on a HUGE Burden on past taxes not paid. Could cost him Billions he does not have or will ever have.

Lawer's in companies I work with talk about this all the time.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,776

@previous (D)
Yaaaawwwwnnnn... Ok....

Did they also give you a tax credit for filling up a jet with your credit card?

> The Moment Trump steps out of Office as Pres - He will be arrested

Being president does not not NOT give you special powers to break the law. If they were going to arrest him, they would have done so. President or not.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,779

@previous (E)
Not a fill up - Just enough fuel to add to the fuel to make the final leg of trip and not end up as fish bait along the way.

AMEX Platinum card was my own money and if memory still works was $500 yearly and worth ever penny for so many reasons. I no longer have that card but AMEX shows in system I once did and I end up with even more better long term customer service with the two AMEX Cards I have currently

Been to long to remember how I covered the $500 but 99% sure I made it an Business Expense and was Employed at that time so YES The IRS wood have such expense subject to audit - Never did get any audits on my business expenses - For sure I fully admit I played the Expense account to the MAX Liberal number I could and employers often called me in on such because at times I broke IRS Rules and Company number cruncher's no matter what fancy title one has - They like dot I's CROSS T's -

Biggest IRS Rule I often broke was the trips to Los Angles that I fully expensed which IRS says is NOT allowed because LA was 2Close to San Diego - Has to do with legal rules that a country has like Australia or Russia etc that says you cannot remain in country on business visa beyond some period - Australia it's max of 6 months and then you have to LEAVE - Allowed to return again but with some break which is NOT clearly stated but one assumes 2-3 weeks

Qualcomm wood let me go to any place on Planet Earth to hang out - IRS however said any place does not include anything close to 150 miles or so from home base and get expensed

Me told Company Accountants to just PAY the IRS the extra amount in taxes so I could hang out in LA for Festivals and with friends - Made Accountants so fuckin mad at me for such shenanigans.

OH Tax credit? Airline greeted me with a Cashiers check at Airport so no expense overall
And thanks for the question because Pedophile TG-Comix Merrin is lurking here and likes to copypasta Matt Pedo shit all the time as he plays his fake Priest Shtick

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,781

@previous (D)
LOGORRHEA!

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,795

Externally hosted image@previous (F)
Blame that on the clones.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,801

@previous (D)
More logorrhea, plus an impertinent image.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,820

I got my five weeks ago.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,403

you only worked for like 2 weeks last year what are you even expecting

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,405

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
About twofiddy.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,406

@previous (A)
this is reasonably sound of an assumption of a return

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,407

@1,096,405 (A)
well. don't spend it all at once they say

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,441

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Wendy's, everclear, and Marlboro Red will empty his pockets quick.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,443

@previous (E)
well I can't think of a better way to spend twofiddy

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,448

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Weed and cocaine comes to mind!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,470

This is the first year im planning to pay someone to do my taxes for me. It's gonna be late tho cause i gotta get my name change done with first whoops

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,473

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Name and gender, or just name?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,474

@1,096,470 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> This is the first year im planning to pay someone to do my taxes for me. It's gonna be late tho cause i gotta get my name change done with first whoops

Why are you changing your name?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,476

@1,096,473 (L)
Just name

@previous (M)
I haven't gone by my birth name in years. Nearly all my tax documents have my new name on them.

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,477

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I guess white men can jump after all

Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,478

@1,096,476 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
But why don't you like or use your birth name?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,485

@previous (M)
It's a terrible awful name. I was teased heavily growing up and just never identified with it. I've wanted to change my name since I can remember!

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,503

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
After changing your name, will you post your old name? Some people are probably curious, and the rest of us have already made fun of it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,505

@previous (L)
Nope :)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,551

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just marry an US Citizen could even be a gal and in many US states when you file for divorce you can change your name at NO COST to whatever you want.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,553

@previous (Syntax)
I really would rather not be a US citizen.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,557

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You can always maintain your other citizenships and at any time renounce the USA one.
So what is the cost and time to change your name legally.
Here in USA one can also have a fully legal Alias - and create any name one wants. Does have a very few limitations.
One could have a new name for every day of the week 365 in USA.

I do a password for the most important Banking I need to do and that password changes daily using the Alias idea.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,567

@previous (Syntax)
The US is one of like two countries in the world that demands non-residents pay taxes. And i just don't really want to live in the us.

It's like $140 for a name change, they've just been a pain in the ass about the documents needed. The last response i got went to my old address and my old roommate is in mexico for two weeks so i won't know for a bit but i think i'm gonna have to edit some old bills to finally get it done.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,570

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Lots of US citizens live outside USA as Expats and PAY NO US TAXES. Does limit one to about 30 days a year for visits - I pulled that off as a Qualcomm employee to legally beat taxes for a few years.

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,577

@previous (Syntax)
Yes your idea of emigrating to a different country where no one would even want to live is way more logical than just sending in some forms

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,588

@1,096,553 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No----one would rather be a Canadian citizen.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,590

@previous (A)
Well clearly you're wrong there

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,591

@1,096,588 (A)
If Canada wasn't so damn cold in the winter, I'd rather live there than in this shitty country.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,592

@previous (E)
Out west it really isnt so bad in the winter. Vancouver island winters were mild as hell.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,593

@1,096,590 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh ok, youre right. Ten percent of people in North America would rather be Canadian citizens and ninety percent would rather be in the U.S.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,597

@previous (A)
That's way off from "no one would rather be in Canada", you're right! Nobody, absolutely nobody, i know wants to be in the US.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,626

@1,096,588 (A)

> No----one would rather be a Canadian citizen.

https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/new-immigrants/new-life-canada/health-care-card.html

In USA a restaurant worker who may have Coronavirus or some other bad bad bug will NOT have any health care nor be able to afford a visit to a Doc to find out what's up -

In Canada the restaurant worker can go to a doctor and get checked out without going in2 total debt in one instant

AND By the Way Trump cut seriously CUT Health Services and the Dept that is in charge of this health crisis DOCTOR and Research Wise - He better damn well hope/pray the virus is soon under control OR everyone will find out US Gov cut such services so Trump could build his wall.
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