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Topic: It's my birthday!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL started this discussion 6 years ago #97,087

I'm turning six! Gonna go to an arcade then this biker bar with a couple buds :)

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,095,693

oh yeah you're a leap human
happy actual birthday

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,695

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
thanks! im excited, I've never actually really done anything for my birthday

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,697

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
i usually don't either. that should b cool. have a true fun

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,700

happy birthday!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,705

Happy birthday even if you are underageb&.

Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,706

Externally hosted imageHappy birthday

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,717

ugh i hate people born during leap years

dreamworks double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,718

But happy birthday!!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,720

Externally hosted image@1,095,695 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
<--------Requires Hand Job assist
> thanks! im excited, I've never actually really done anything for my birthday

So exactly based on leap years how old were you back when the Infamous Perp of MC tried to get your nakkid pics.

AND

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,724

@1,095,717 (dreamworks)
why :(
I was supposed to be born march 1st hah

@previous (Syntax)
15 so...4.75

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,726

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Thanks for the quick reply - Need to forward that to TC for a reply back to Pedo TG-Comix

The 29th is also HUGH HUGE DAY in my Life and will be celebrating that tonight/todayinpmof2day/

One Feb 29th dinner event changed my life in Total and will be 4Ever as result

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,727

@previous (Syntax)
I can’t understand what you are trying to say. Could you correct all the mistakes you’ve made?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,735

@previous (H)
I will try and do a topic about how the 29th of Feb back in past change my life for better 4Ever
Later

As to Mistrakes made? 4 Those who believe in God. Fact is God made a Mistrake placing the Anus of a Women just fractions of an Inch from Vagina.

Placing the Sewer connection right next to one of the best parts of a Woman is clearly a Design Mistrake - So IF God can make such Mistrakes then 4Give me for making ones far less of consequence

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,737

@previous (Syntax)
What are you trying to say?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,740

Externally hosted image@previous (I)

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,741

@previous (Syntax)
That picture doesn’t help.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,749

@previous (I)
It helped me.
Read instructions that came with it.

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,752

@1,095,720 (Syntax)

> <--------Requires Hand Job assist


Why do you always make things creepy?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,755

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)

> > <--------Requires Hand Job assist
>
>
> Why do you always make things creepy?

Because he's a creepy old man.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,759

Externally hosted image@1,095,752 (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Was not at all trying to make that line of instruction in any way shape or form creepy.

It simply states you need to swipe or touch or mouse assist the photo - With your Hands. Or your current Girlfriends fingers that now have the advantage of being able to get all one can get from my Birthday Image for Chili B-Day

@previous (K)
Pic is 4U and does not require any additional effort on your part Other than having decent eyes for view

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,761

Let's stay on topic pls.

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Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,762

Externally hosted image@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You clearly do NOT see the advantage to keeping the Topic Bumped so we help keep Trips B-Day up in headlines

And if you have enough time to whine about the thread, you should have enough time to review your email because days latter I still have a pesky Glitch with your yes YOUR software.

Erik !AltRitexT6 replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,763

@1,095,759 (Syntax)
Oh I understand now. I thought you were implying that you wanted Triptych to give you a hand job.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,768

@previous (Erik !AltRitexT6)
Naw and I have two NEW Ex-GF's back in my life for that currently - They are roommates and live in New York but when I first met one of them he lived in LA

About 1/2 my age currently.

I POST lots of images with Imgur and many MANY so Many Gifs do not render without the Hand Job assist - On TC NOT a problem at ALL.
Imgur Sucks

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,770

@1,095,762 (G)
Yeah I only check that inbox every few days. Replied just now!

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,778

@1,095,768 (Syntax)
He lived in la?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,780

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
What? is your citation correct?

Indy !UyKfhUGMbw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,782

Happy Birthday. Please avoid bikers. They can be really bad people.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,784

@1,095,717 (dreamworks)
Agreed. They aren't natural, just big loose ends.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,815

Merry Birthmas!

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,817

@1,095,780 (Syntax)
You said ex girlfriends, and then said that he lived in LA

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,818

If I could push my hand against the screen and have it come out your screen, I'd pinch your cheek real hard like a babushka and wish you a happy birthday in a old lady voice but i can't so happy b day!

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,831

@previous (S)
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,835

Postponing going out til tmrw because sicky :( just gonna stay in tonight, have drinks with boyfriend and finally get laid

@1,095,818 (S)
Lol cute, thanks

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,836

@1,095,724 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
bc leap years suck therefore the people born in them do too

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,838

Externally hosted image@1,095,759 (Syntax)
@1,095,768 (Syntax)
Your replies are irrelevant and your pictures are impertinent.

@1,095,835 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Did you know you share a birthday with this superhero?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,842

Externally hosted image@1,095,835 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Absolutely heretical sorry.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,843

@1,095,838 (I)
Superman, too!
Dunno how, considering he wasn't born on earth, but eh...
Also Ja Rule lol

@1,095,836 (dreamworks)
wauw rude

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,844

@1,095,842 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why wouldn't jesus consent

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,845

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's sex before marriage which is extremely not what he would want.

Punk Indy !9E0WPHjwcQ replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,846

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I believe...we call that...fornication.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,847

@1,095,836 (dreamworks)
People can't choose when they're born.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,849

@1,095,846 (Punk Indy !9E0WPHjwcQ)
Fornication? No it's just the two of them.

Punk Indy !9E0WPHjwcQ replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,852

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
*rimjob*

Anonymous U replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,853

Y'all need to change the subject

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,854

@1,095,845 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's not before marriage if i never get married!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,856

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I'm not sure that's true actually but Jesus will consent this one time.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,888

@1,095,835 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
get f*cked! b*tch! hell ya!!

jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,889

@1,095,838 (I)
wow I didn't know that about this hero. now I know

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,947

@1,095,847 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Right

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,020

happy bday trips!

not so secret admirer/hater replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,021

Externally hosted image@OP


hahahahaa..

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous W replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,022

@1,096,020 (W)
such short timing. had i what i didn't, i'd have twenty-two, scadoo'd you a birthday jingle

regardless, again, happy bday, may you infect others with your efficiency to be so infected

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,024

@1,095,845 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> It's sex before marriage which is extremely not what he would want.

So I asked Alexa - Where in the bible does it say you have to be married to have sex

This is a small partial list

Hebrews 13:4 ESV / 163 helpful votes
Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.

1 Corinthians 7:1-40 ESV / 163 helpful votes
Now concerning the matters about which you wrote: “It is good for a man not to have sexual relations with a woman.” But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband. The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband. For the wife does not have authority over her own body, but the husband does. Likewise the husband does not have authority over his own body, but the wife does. Do not deprive one another, except perhaps by agreement for a limited time, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, so that Satan may not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. ...

Genesis 2:18 ESV / 94 helpful votes Helpful Not Helpful
Then the Lord God said, “It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him.”

Ephesians 5:22-33 ESV / 83 helpful votes
Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands. Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, ...

Luke 16:18 ESV / 77 helpful votes
“Everyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery, and he who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery.

As you can see it's a mixed bag - PLUS everyone one of us here on earth has a history of relatives Looooooong Ago that were NOT married at all. There was a time when No one got married and no where in that silly bible does it say Adam married Eve before he put his penis into her vagina. Given not even a best man was available or the flower girl ...

Anonymous W replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,025

@previous (Syntax)
why do i feel like, damn near every thread you are in, you'll try to wall of text it and save it in some notepad just to choose whenever convenient according to your fucked of a mind when to unleash it provided that you'll be relevant?

Anonymous W double-posted this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,028

@1,096,022 (W)
isn't happy birthday, but it was good feels i felt thinking about sth to share musically to celebrate happy birthdayingly sorry not cleaned up, just raw bra

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,030

Externally hosted image@1,096,025 (W)
Making the reply simple:
You're of course free to skim contents quickly or not at all. You could even C it's Syntax and just pass it by like a bad chapter in any book. Turn the page I say

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,033

Happy Birthday

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,034

What happened to this thread

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,035

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
As usual, a certain poster hijacked it with stalking and logorrheoh.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,046

@1,096,034 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That fool Syntax came in2 thread and messed it up

So Syntax C's you're going to sellerbrate tonight instead

I now need to get the hell off the net but will do a new topic about my special leap year event just completed last night

Anonymous O replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,047

@1,096,034 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Syntax and his orbiters.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,049

@1,096,034 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It got a makeover. Isn't it better now?

same ol replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,050

@1,096,047 (O)

It was to be expected. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,052

@1,096,021 (not so secret admirer/hater)
How charming! Does this ever get you laid?

same ol replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,054

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)


I was referring to The Stalker.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,056

@previous (same ol)
That makes absolutely no sense

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,393

Externally hosted image@1,096,050 (same ol)
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