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Topic: Is there some sort of battery turbo charger?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ started this discussion 15 years ago #969

I have these devices with built-in batteries, no way to access them. They take forever to recharge. IS there some sort of plug that can recharge built-in batteries at a faster rate? Thanks

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #18,795

No.



There's a reason why an electrician is needed to install an electric car charger.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,806

lol 10÷0 bud

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,812

I would have thought someone would have developed such a product. These stupid infrared lights run for 45 minutes, then take two hours to charge. I guess I need to order a bunch of them.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,815

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Increase the voltage so the amperage is increased. Watch out for exploding batteries!

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,819

@18,812 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Nah. A bunch of people buy two or more of a product like that[ie: infrared light], and switch them out. Thus, the companies make more money.
Anyone who develops such a charger would make more money by being paid not to release it, no?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,820

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
True, but I dunno...seems like they would make a hell of alot of money releasing it. But, I guess my only option is to buy several more units.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,823

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Not if they go to every company that makes a product that takes a ridiculous amount of time to charge.
Pretty much, yeah.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,829

@18,820 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Connect one wire to the positive terminal of the battery, and one to the negative. Plug each wire into one of the holes on a standard wall socket. This should maybe hopefully work. I think. inb4 emergency room visit

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,831

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
lol shit I am too scared to try that

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,833

@18,829 (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
AC/DC isn't a toy, bud.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,834

@18,831 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Do it. While wearing heavy rubber gloves, if you're that scared.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,836

@18,831 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
All joking aside, you may have noticed that when your batteries are charging, they get Warm™. If too much power is put into them while charging, the batteries could Overheat® and Explode℠ in your Face™.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,839

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Ah, they get really Hotâ„¢ actually. They only work for about 45â„¢ minutes, ten take over Two-Hoursâ„¢ to Chargeâ„¢. This Sucksâ„¢, and I will have to buy more Unitsâ„¢ of the Deviceâ„¢.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,841

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
You'd have to have 3 sets if they take 2 hours to charge and you want to be able to use them continually.
4 would be better.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,848

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Ok thanks. I will get 5 for the hell of it.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,849

Here is what they look like btw.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,850

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Why is it that in every picture...you're frowning?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,851

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
lol that is why they call me Depressionman

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,852

@18,850 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Because he's Depressionman.

edit: fuck, beat me to it

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,853

@18,851 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Oh. Makes sense...

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,856

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
â„¢

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,860

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
But they call you Depressionman because your're always frowning. Always.
But why, then, are you always frowning?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,862

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I am always frowning because I am always depressed.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,863

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Why?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,866

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I dunno. I have suffered from Depression since I was a young boy. I see a doctor and take meds for it.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,871

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Ah, okay.

Meta !PARAdoxiHw replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,900

what if they took the battery turbocharger, and wired it in series with another battery turbocharger?

DOUBLE TURBOCHARGED

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,903

@previous (Meta !PARAdoxiHw)
Should I try?
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