Topic: Sex with furniture.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,828

Well, what do you think?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Oh, YEAH!	3	38%
Oh, no...	1	13%
I prefer fat ni??a cocks.	4	50%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later[^] [v] #1,093,430

More cushion for the pushin' I always say.

ninjj joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,718

im straight LMFAO

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,788

Ya bunch of furniture fucking deviants.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,202

Sexy furniture bump.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,203

More like LOVEseat, amirite ?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,204

Fucking the furniture or fucking using furniture?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,205

Once you've gone sofa you'll never go bofa

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,206

@1,114,204 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Sex with furniture, bud.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,237

Splinters are the STDs of sex with furniture so be careful!

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,238

You can put some lubes in a plastic baggie then put it under the edge of the couch cushion and fuck it while you watch your favorite porn in your phone. Or so I've heard.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,258

@1,114,237 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I assume you are speaking from experience.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,260

@previous (A)
I wouldn't say that, but I am not not not speaking from inexperience.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,269

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Okay, bud. Tell your couch I said "hi".

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,114,274

@previous (A)
As a wise man once said, "Don't sit on my couch because I treat my objects like women"

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