Topic: Should people wash their hands after touching their penises
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,654
Or is it OK to walk around with penisfingers touching everything
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | 4 | 50% | |
| Yes | 1 | 13% | |
| Yes | 3 | 38% |
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,090,957
The pheromones help you get ladies interested tbh so it's actually evolutionarily advantageous to walk around smelling like dick. Fun little fact.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,958
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,959
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,960
Wait what the fuck am I voting yes or no on??? The headline or the body??? I am so confused.
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,962
Latter
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,969
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,974
I of course wash hands cause Moms teach Young-Uns to do that
There is a dude who was caught at a club pissing in urinal and failed to wash his hands and word spread to all the gals and NONE Wood dance with him after that- I think he moved to another city as result
So that said
Who washes their penis before the Girl goes down on his Penis?
Sure we all take a shower BUT NOT NOT always before being in company of a Gal and she decides to go down town - It may have been like 8 hours between showers and she is down on penis -
So anyway just adding this fact of life cause it does make one ask - Why is Penis so dirty it needs hands washed after touching Yet Yet Gals do not take out a rag and wash basin with suds to wash penis before ...Nuff said
There is a dude who was caught at a club pissing in urinal and failed to wash his hands and word spread to all the gals and NONE Wood dance with him after that- I think he moved to another city as result
So that said
Who washes their penis before the Girl goes down on his Penis?
Sure we all take a shower BUT NOT NOT always before being in company of a Gal and she decides to go down town - It may have been like 8 hours between showers and she is down on penis -
So anyway just adding this fact of life cause it does make one ask - Why is Penis so dirty it needs hands washed after touching Yet Yet Gals do not take out a rag and wash basin with suds to wash penis before ...Nuff said
tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,979
If you're under the impression that penises are inherently unhygienic, sure. ?tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,980
(But yes I always wash my hands. People who don't are gross. THanks.)
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,006
@1,090,974 (Syntax)
Oh he didn't wash his hands this one time? He had to leave town because of it huh? None of the old ducks wood dance with him after the bingo game yeah?
Cool story bro
Oh he didn't wash his hands this one time? He had to leave town because of it huh? None of the old ducks wood dance with him after the bingo game yeah?
Cool story bro
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,017
I wash my hands after peeing but not after whacking off. I don’t understand myself.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,056
@1,090,980 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> (But yes I always wash my hands. People who don't are gross. THanks.)
penis people are gross
> (But yes I always wash my hands. People who don't are gross. THanks.)
penis people are gross
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,058
I don't even wash my hands after wiping my ass.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,085
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,209
I always wash my hands, unless the public look has one of those manky metal sinks which automatically do the soap, water and dryer. Those things usually have stagnant water and are more likely to have bacteria. I use hand sanitizer in that case.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,215
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,222
Wasn't there some media dude who bragged about never washing his hands like 6 months ago?
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,228
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,243
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,245
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,246
@1,091,228 (dreamworks)
It was over a year ago wtf wow I am bad at understanding time.
https://theguardian.com/media/2019/feb/11/germs-are-not-real-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth
It was over a year ago wtf wow I am bad at understanding time.
https://theguardian.com/media/2019/feb/11/germs-are-not-real-fox-news-host-pete-hegseth
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jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,247
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,249
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,250
@previous (dreamworks)
it's what you do when you share cigarettes i don't even listen to Max dermatitis anymore
it's what you do when you share cigarettes i don't even listen to Max dermatitis anymore
dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,253
dreamworks double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,255
Pos
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,256
Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,339
@1,091,215 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
They put more bacteria on your hands and blow fecal matter on them. Paper towels are more hygienic.
They put more bacteria on your hands and blow fecal matter on them. Paper towels are more hygienic.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,937
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,944
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,949
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm honestly horrified. He hasn't once in a full decade washed his hands? Not even after handling sliced jalapenos? What if he rubbed his eyes with pepper-juice-covered hands?
I'm honestly horrified. He hasn't once in a full decade washed his hands? Not even after handling sliced jalapenos? What if he rubbed his eyes with pepper-juice-covered hands?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,952
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You're speaking like someone who believes germs and things that cannot be perceived by the human eye exist. You fucking dumbass commnuist. Just admit that your entire life is wrong and no one ever needs to wash their hands for any reason.
You're speaking like someone who believes germs and things that cannot be perceived by the human eye exist. You fucking dumbass commnuist. Just admit that your entire life is wrong and no one ever needs to wash their hands for any reason.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,954
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,956
I touch my penis at the grocery store, then go touch all the produce.
Jk, I wash my hands.
Jk, I wash my hands.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,957
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,965
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh, no. :(
I've seen posts from people sneaking urine or feces into their children's food because they think it's good for them. Look up aged urine therapy!
Oh, no. :(
I've seen posts from people sneaking urine or feces into their children's food because they think it's good for them. Look up aged urine therapy!
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,969
I always wash my hands after I pee since I still stand in public restrooms (usually behind a stall) and that’s because I’m still afraid to plant my ass on a public toilet seat ?. However, I try to not touch my dick as I hate doing that. So I sort of just thrust forward and try to aim using the top of my pants ?. I’ve kind of got fairly good at it. And when I do that I don’t see a point in washing my hands as they never touched it.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,998
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,001
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
People get into some weird shit. Still better than those people giving their kids bleach to cure autism
People get into some weird shit. Still better than those people giving their kids bleach to cure autism
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,004
Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,008
@1,092,001 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well maybe they shouldn't have got their kids vaccinated in the first place.
Well maybe they shouldn't have got their kids vaccinated in the first place.
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,010
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,021
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,023
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You would have had double autism if you did get vaccinated.
You would have had double autism if you did get vaccinated.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,036
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,041
@1,091,969 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
> I try to not touch my dick as I hate doing that. So I sort of just thrust forward and try to aim using the top of my pants ?. I’ve kind of got fairly good at it.
What??
> I try to not touch my dick as I hate doing that. So I sort of just thrust forward and try to aim using the top of my pants ?. I’ve kind of got fairly good at it.
What??
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,042
@1,092,036 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Vaccines...cure autism????
Good job on getting the vaccines bb. Having to fix basic shit your parents fucked up is the worst.
Vaccines...cure autism????
Good job on getting the vaccines bb. Having to fix basic shit your parents fucked up is the worst.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,051
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It sucked, i got them all (except chicken pox, they had to test me for immunity first) at the same time. I was so sore i could barely lift my arms.
It sucked, i got them all (except chicken pox, they had to test me for immunity first) at the same time. I was so sore i could barely lift my arms.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,053
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ah jeez. How many did you get? Did you feel weird/unwell after getting them? Sometimes they have a negative effect on me.
Ah jeez. How many did you get? Did you feel weird/unwell after getting them? Sometimes they have a negative effect on me.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,057
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I dunno, like 10? I felt a bit rough for a couple days but nothing too bad. The tetanus shot is the worst by far, though, so painful. I never got the Gardasil shot because it costs money though.
I dunno, like 10? I felt a bit rough for a couple days but nothing too bad. The tetanus shot is the worst by far, though, so painful. I never got the Gardasil shot because it costs money though.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,065
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh jeez I think the most I ever had in a day was 3. Tetanus shots blow and I need to get one soon lol. I've heard that Gardasil is highly recommended. Do you plan on getting it in the future?
Oh jeez I think the most I ever had in a day was 3. Tetanus shots blow and I need to get one soon lol. I've heard that Gardasil is highly recommended. Do you plan on getting it in the future?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,068
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Maybe! I keep forgetting tbh. It should be higher on my priorities but it...just isn't. The one upside to getting my shots so late is that I'm not due for boosters for a while!
Maybe! I keep forgetting tbh. It should be higher on my priorities but it...just isn't. The one upside to getting my shots so late is that I'm not due for boosters for a while!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,078
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That's good! Silver lining of sorts. Get that vaccine if you can though! No one wants HPV.
That's good! Silver lining of sorts. Get that vaccine if you can though! No one wants HPV.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,155
@1,092,051 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)> (except chicken pox
> I was so sore i could barely lift my arms.
Traveling around the world for number of years mostly for work I had many many kinds of shots - Never a reaction - One set of shots had to be taken next to hospital crash cart cause people react in some very bad ways
So many years ago as kiddlet around age 5. I got the Chicken Pox - No memories other than the itch rash - Insurance company one of my clients use and has me covered and will for lots of extra years as result of one place they dispatched me for work - The insurance company demanded I go in for a Shingles shot - No big deal cause it's expensive and they fully paid for it - Shingles is the adult version of Chicken Pox and apparently is mean as all fuck far beyond Chicken Pox and one has to take two shots two months apart-
My ARM SWELLED UP and HURT HURT real Bad - Messed up my Surfing for three full days because my balance was OFF
Not looking 4ward to Shot #2 which they could have given a few weeks later but they say there may be a bad reaction in the months leading up to shot #2
Ceems 2me they have NOT developed such shot as it should B
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Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,235
penisfingers™ (pronounced as one word)
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,257
I remember a couple friends making a big deal about dick hands, and I'd always give them shit and make a big show of how I washed my hands and didn't get their doorknob all dicky
