Topic: How long has it been since you shat yourself?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,590
Well, fora?
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| 0 days | 4 | 27% | |
| 1 day | - | 0% | |
| 2-6 days | - | 0% | |
| 1-4 weeks | 1 | 7% | |
| 1-6 months | 2 | 13% | |
| 7-12 months | - | 0% | |
| 1-2 years | 4 | 27% | |
| 3-5 years | 2 | 13% | |
| 6-10 years | - | 0% | |
| 11-20 years | - | 0% | |
| 21+ years | 2 | 13% |
tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,090,034
I wonder who voted 0 days...Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,036
At least one day.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,049
Last night we had chef salad for dinner. About an hour later went for a walk around the lake by the time I was in the home stretch I was at a jog and had sweat breaking out on my upper lip. My guts were rumbling and when I got inside and got my pants down, my butt just cleared the toilet seat when a huge volley of half digested roughage came exploding out. It was close to an accident.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,093
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,107
@1,090,049 (D)
I hurt my back really bad like a year and a half ago so it was difficult to sit down/stand up. I almost peed myself a couple times sitting on the toilet
I hurt my back really bad like a year and a half ago so it was difficult to sit down/stand up. I almost peed myself a couple times sitting on the toilet
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,159
@1,090,034 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
> I wonder who voted 0 days...
IMPOSSIBLE Given every baby does such.
For sure the last tyme I did was back at what is now Church of Scientology in Hollywood, assuming that I did at age .0000001 to 4 days
> I wonder who voted 0 days...
IMPOSSIBLE Given every baby does such.
For sure the last tyme I did was back at what is now Church of Scientology in Hollywood, assuming that I did at age .0000001 to 4 days
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,170
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,179
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
> assuming that I did at age .0000001 to 4 days
Those were just the days from birth to last day in hospital. No clue how long it took for such training.
> assuming that I did at age .0000001 to 4 days
Those were just the days from birth to last day in hospital. No clue how long it took for such training.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,259
Over 3 years.
@1,090,107 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> I almost peed myself a couple times sitting on the toilet
It's not peeing yourself if you're on the toilet. You are silly.
@1,090,107 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> I almost peed myself a couple times sitting on the toilet
It's not peeing yourself if you're on the toilet. You are silly.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,335
@previous (H)
yeah wtf does that mean. like did she just piss on herself despite being on a toilet
was she clothed on the toilet
either way is fucked and I don't want to know
yeah wtf does that mean. like did she just piss on herself despite being on a toilet
was she clothed on the toilet
either way is fucked and I don't want to know
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,354
About 2 hours ago. I still haven't cleaned up.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,367
I shat myself 5 years ago, and I still haven't cleaned up.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,384
@1,090,259 (H)
> Over 3 years.
>
> > I almost peed myself a couple times sitting on the toilet
> It's not peeing yourself if you're on the toilet. You are silly.
Clearly a few of you having never been with a variety of women are not aware of how Labia differ such that a few women I No, do have issues with pissing on selves in unexpected ways when quickly using the toilet.
As a dear Gal friend (Not a girlfriend) once told me - She often has to unravel Stuff before taking a piss on the toilet - Otherwise the direction of the flow can end up random and even in the Wrong Direction
Wood could illustrate this with a couple of pics - Alas to many of you are just not of age for such a view
> Over 3 years.
>
> > I almost peed myself a couple times sitting on the toilet
> It's not peeing yourself if you're on the toilet. You are silly.
Clearly a few of you having never been with a variety of women are not aware of how Labia differ such that a few women I No, do have issues with pissing on selves in unexpected ways when quickly using the toilet.
As a dear Gal friend (Not a girlfriend) once told me - She often has to unravel Stuff before taking a piss on the toilet - Otherwise the direction of the flow can end up random and even in the Wrong Direction
Wood could illustrate this with a couple of pics - Alas to many of you are just not of age for such a view
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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,396
Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,397
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,408
@1,090,259 (H)
@1,090,335 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Whilst not yet sat, but in the process of sitting and pulling down my trousers
@1,090,335 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Whilst not yet sat, but in the process of sitting and pulling down my trousers
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,411
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,432
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Yeah it was painful and slow to sit or stand it sucked
I went to the hospital and the doctor shoved a finger up my ass without even telling me first
I hated it
Yeah it was painful and slow to sit or stand it sucked
I went to the hospital and the doctor shoved a finger up my ass without even telling me first
I hated it
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,452
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that's rude and awful
a two-knuckler? you don't treat a pup that way
that's rude and awful
a two-knuckler? you don't treat a pup that way
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,454
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Yep. I guessed he was going to and he said yes when i asked but still didn't give me a warning when he was going in!
Yep. I guessed he was going to and he said yes when i asked but still didn't give me a warning when he was going in!
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,526
@1,090,432 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Yeah it was painful and slow to sit or stand it sucked
> I went to the hospital and the doctor shoved a finger up my ass without even telling me first
> I hated it
Happens to males on each annual exam but at least we are told to bend over drop underwear and doc puts on gloves. It's degrading and just UGH
Even when a Female doc does it it's just as UGH
> Yeah it was painful and slow to sit or stand it sucked
> I went to the hospital and the doctor shoved a finger up my ass without even telling me first
> I hated it
Happens to males on each annual exam but at least we are told to bend over drop underwear and doc puts on gloves. It's degrading and just UGH
Even when a Female doc does it it's just as UGH
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,527
@previous (Syntax)
It's the fact that he didn't give me a warning that pisses me off. The ass-fingering was medically necessary, i dont find it "degrading".
It's the fact that he didn't give me a warning that pisses me off. The ass-fingering was medically necessary, i dont find it "degrading".
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,529
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Twice in my married life and just right after the marriage I ended up with an infection that was hard to manage and they discovered it was Prostate - The fix for this is once a week massages and they have to force an ejaculation - So one is already feverish and not feeling well with low energy and your expected to use your brain to help with the end product but you're not at all in the mood - So sure it's was necessary and the object is to get the infection OUT of the Gland and it takes up to a few months to accomplish that along with Antibiotics of course.
https://health.usnews.com/health-care/patient-advice/articles/2018-04-19/should-you-pass-on-getting-a-rectal-exam-to-screen-for-prostate-cancer
I looked this up only because the UGH part is my point of view but I see
> it's not high tech, and can be uncomfortable.
Docs push the heck out of that Gland and Docs tell me they really dislike doing that proceedure because they No the discomfort but of course the Female docs only are aware what they read because they are going to feel much less than a male. (lack of the gland)
Twice in my married life and just right after the marriage I ended up with an infection that was hard to manage and they discovered it was Prostate - The fix for this is once a week massages and they have to force an ejaculation - So one is already feverish and not feeling well with low energy and your expected to use your brain to help with the end product but you're not at all in the mood - So sure it's was necessary and the object is to get the infection OUT of the Gland and it takes up to a few months to accomplish that along with Antibiotics of course.
"In fact, more than 2.9 million men in the United States who have been diagnosed with prostate cancer at some point are still alive today." ... In addition, doctors frequently perform what's called a digital rectal exam to check the prostate; it's not high tech, and can be uncomfortable.Apr 19, 2018
https://health.usnews.com/health-care/patient-advice/articles/2018-04-19/should-you-pass-on-getting-a-rectal-exam-to-screen-for-prostate-cancer
I looked this up only because the UGH part is my point of view but I see
> it's not high tech, and can be uncomfortable.
Docs push the heck out of that Gland and Docs tell me they really dislike doing that proceedure because they No the discomfort but of course the Female docs only are aware what they read because they are going to feel much less than a male. (lack of the gland)
tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,530
guys
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,533
dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,605
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