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Topic: ITT: Minitwitter #9 — post your current status

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,539

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Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,089,469

Took an edible, vegging out

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,493

Cooking, smoking rosin

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,494

Watching fyne USAmerican telly. ?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,495

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Oh, cool. What British show is it based on?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,520

You people are put of control.

Getting stoned.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,526

When will my fucking marijuana card arrive? I'm pissed!

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,527

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
they didn't give you a temporary one even? gay

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,529

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I get a digital one first, but when? Tomorrow it'll be 11 days but 7 business days and I am tired of waiting

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,531

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
wtf is a digital one! Florida sucks with that stuff I'm sorry

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,534

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
It's like one you keep on your phone before you get the physical copy

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,535

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
weird. and they're supposed to like email it to you? is it an app? weird. here you get them like a week before they are even valid. and that's just medical and there are like no benefits

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,536

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Honestly the med card benifit changes from town to town. Plant limit and the like

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,538

@1,089,535 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Yes it's an app. Im very confused by this whole ordeal

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,542

@1,089,536 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
well yeah unless you're growing

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 18 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,701

going to bed by 8pm tonight probably

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,741

@previous (A)
How'd that work out for you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,750

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
fuck you

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,751

@previous (A)
It’s only 8:55 PM. You have five minutes.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,753

@1,089,750 (A)
Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,795

@1,089,750 (A)

In bed yet, nerd?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,956

Library adventure

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,957

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

U wot m8?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,958

Working hard hardly working huehuehuehuehue

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,959

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Maybe you should pass the time by writing more Michael Bloomberg erotic fan-fic, and having a nice glass of ice cold ranch soda.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,962

@previous (E)
Your idea of how I spend my time, and how I actually spend my time, are quite different.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,963

@1,089,957 (E)
Going on a walk to the library to print out resumes and copy my rental agreement

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,982

@1,089,962 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Sure they are, bud. No need to be embarrassed, this is the love forum.

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Sounds like a wild adventure.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,997

@previous (E)
I enjoy walking so it was a fun time. I got some good employment leads while I was out, so it was a product trip

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,998

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

That's grate, bud.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,290

kroketten ?

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,305

@previous (J)
Lekker hoor

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,418

As a dear Gal friend (Not a girlfriend) once told me - She often has to unravel Stuff before taking a piss on the toilet - Otherwise the direction of the flow can end up random and even in the Wrong Direction

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,433

@previous (A)
Unravel stuff? Wtf?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,455

@1,090,418 (A)
Unraveled Labia is the title of my autobiography tbh.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,573

@1,090,418 (A)
It goes in the wrong direction? Like it falls upward or something? That sounds like more of a paranormal problem.

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,090,604

@1,090,418 (A)
Lekker hoor

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,210

Pinching a Bert at work. Second Bert of the day!

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,284

@previous (E)
Fag

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,299

@previous (N)

Prove you aren't shit, Bert.

Protip:Not possible.

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,306

@previous (E)
Your post speaks for the kind of trash you are.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,308

@previous (N)

Nice job trying to divert from proving you aren't shit.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,728

I ate a weed gummy that got me super fucked up and slept for basically 24 hours. Never again.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,747

Oh and yesterday was my boyfriend's brother's birthday so i got to hang out with him and meet some of their childhood friends. We went to a thrash show. They're all nice people and i had a good time but got kinda burnt out. :)

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,902

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ghetto girl

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,905

@previous (N)
Ah yes going to a show. So ghetto.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,929

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You cant say "show" without saying a word that rhymes with "ghetto" to be fair.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,947

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Good point. I have been convinced and humbled. I am, indeed, a "ghetto girl". :(

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,955

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Maybe now you'll settle for Bert?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,959

@previous (E)
Someone has to. Why not her.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,962

@1,091,955 (E)
Settle? Bert is way out of my league. I'm shooting for the stars by going for bert. I can't believe i was ever so arrogant that i turned him down. Truly i have seen the error of my ways.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,963

@1,091,959 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why not you?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,967

@1,091,959 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Yes, why not you?

@1,091,962 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

At least you can learn from your mistakes.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,977

@previous (E)
I fear it may be too late and I've lost bert forever. I don't know if i will ever truly recover.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,985

Externally hosted image@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

You just gotta get him drunk, and you're a shoo-in. I hear everclear only costs $10 a pint.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,990

@1,091,963 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh no, I couldn't possibly do that. I am nowhere near his level. He is All That Is Man. I am just a regular old guy. I don't stand a chance. You might though. I believe in you.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,993

@1,091,985 (E)
I can't bring myself to take advantage of someone twice my size. I need to know the love is real :(

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But you'd be the perfect foil to his character! Youd be an amazing couple

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,996

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

With Bert, everclear is going to happen. You are just fast tracking your way to the poon tang. Everclear is how you know it is real, when it comes to Bert.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,091,997

@1,091,993 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Do you think we would? ☺ he's so dreamy.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,003

@1,091,996 (E)
I should really be paying you for your invaluable advice, you match-maker, you.

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Can i be the best man at your wedding?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,005

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You can but you will need to start writing your speech now. He is nothing if not a perfectionist. You'll need several years to get it up to snuff.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,009

@1,092,003 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Anytime, bud.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,020

@1,092,005 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'll have to perfect the art..of excessive semi-ellipses..

And i think he'll want the snuff all for himself!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,030

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes...you..must....it..is....important......

Also lol nice.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,311

Piniching a big mutha Bert at work. Second bert of the day.

Wade replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,365

Fapping to the dick threads.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,367

@previous (Wade)

We know you are, Bert.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,377

One of my best friends is gonna move across the country in a couple weeks and I'm sad
Also my job stresses me the fuck out because i still struggle with french so i fuck up doing things i know how to do and i have to ask people to repeat themselves all the time and i feel so fucking stupid all day it makes me want to cry

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,460

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
:( Do you use mostly French at work? I remember you mentioned permits/paperwork being only French, but do you need to use that godforsaken language when chatting with colleagues etc. too?

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,756

@1,092,377 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Study your French.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,092,840

@1,092,460 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yep! Some speak some English but many don't, and all chatting or work talk is French.

@previous (N)
I'm working on it :(

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,600

Externally hosted imageHonk.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,611

Externally hosted image@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Good lord, I'm soused.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,621

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
SOBER UP NERD

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,622

@1,093,611 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Both of you nerds need to sobre up, or I will slap both of you in the penis.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,623

Externally hosted image@1,093,621 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What the fuck? NO.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,624

@1,093,622 (E)
You couldn't even if you tried bucko.
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Do it right now or I will absolutely gesploot you.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,625

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,650

Playstation

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,651

Externally hosted image@1,093,623 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Fuck you

Leave

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,653

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I knew it!

Anonymous D triple-posted this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,663

Externally hosted image@1,093,651 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Anonymous D quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,664

@previous (D)
Okay, confessedly, this one was going too far. @1,093,651 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE) had it right.

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,670

@1,093,650 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
By Playstation you mean playing with your new landlords joystick, right?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,696

It's rare that I wake up and see drunken shitposts that I'm proud of instead of ones I'm embarrassed about.

I think I also stumbled into the IRC and talked some shit, but that's not canon anyway so I have no feelings about it.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,712

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

Better celebrate with a few cheeky pints.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,094,333

Drank some beers, I'm a little tipsy.

This is, perhaps, the most dangerous form of drunk KL. I have all the rationality and proofreading abilities of sober KL, but some of the impulsiveness of drunk KL. Who KNOWS what could happen?

...Ah, honestly, probably nothing out of the ordinary.

@previous (E)
Duly noted and duly done.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,187

Externally hosted imageI have held out to the very very last minute b4 making an appearance at a meeting that will drone on for hours more - waited for food to be gone gone -
and dank ya 2 a Mod

For the PM that was a pleasure to reply 2

So for now oh and dank ya for locking a topic LoL
Guessing the outcome was not exactly pleasing to the person that created it

ZoooOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooM-------------------------------------------------------------------->

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,260

Externally hosted imageBack from a meeting and off to the Gym and mail sent to Admin re a Glitch in PM System

I continue to see a PM and when clicked on it says


Fatal error
Error

There is no such private message. It may have expired.

And it hangs and hangs on like some Blemish that just cannot be removed

Oh and it's
https://minichan.org/private_message/49313

For Admin to lookin2

Later Gators

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,556

Externally hosted imageI'm Killer Lettuce.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,557

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Source?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,095,559

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Your mom.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 4 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,096,997

Externally hosted image

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,114

im planning to finally get a genital piercing

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,168

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Good luck! Needles near genitalia make me very nervous.

What are you getting?

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,182

Externally hosted image@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A triangle if i have the right anatomy!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,188

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh nice. What do you like about that kind of piercing?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,189

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It supposedly provides sexual stimulation in ways which are not ordinarily possible! Some women who had never orgasmed in their lives were able to cum after getting this piercing.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,190

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wow. So what you're saying is if I only date people with this piercing, I won't need to actually be good at sex in order for them to enjoy it. This is life-changing information. I have now found my target dating demographic.

I hope it goes well for you. How much does something like this cost and what is the recovery time like?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,192

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Recovery time i believe is pretty quick, probably a few days to a week before comfortable intercourse and a few weeks for full healing. Cost Im not too sure. You really want a good reputable experienced piercer for this, as a fuck-up can cause loss of clitoral sensation. Gonna guess $120-150 incl jewellery.

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,194

@1,097,189 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You know some companies write their own online reviews, right?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,199

@1,097,192 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That's not a terrible price for something that could improve your sex life a lot. I'm just worried about the risk! Also I'm not sure how much it will actually do what it says it will. Hope it goes well bb.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,203

@1,097,194 (N)
I'm aware. But the hundreds of reviews are uniformly positive, they're consistently recommended in private groups, and they have pierced the genitals of people i know

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not a bad price at all! I'm incredibly excited

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,208

@1,097,189 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Some women who had never orgasmed in their lives were able to cum after getting this piercing.
And that is only because those woman never had the right partner to get them off.

Now I AM Bragging - That said there is always an exception to any rule and I failed to to - I think it was the anti depressant she was on and Lithium. And some other med that made her juices taste like raspberries. She told me she could bring herself off - So it was a challenge an I sure spent lots n lots n lots n LOTS of time trying my best - My best just was not good enough.

She was also in a group therapy thing and during that time several of the Others committed suicide successfully. I never did delve into asking more about that group. Nor can I locate her and I have tried - Relationship ended decades ago

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,224

@previous (Syntax)
Anorgasmia is a thing.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,234

So i called and couldn't get an appointment til tmrw
Im so excited

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,239

@1,097,224 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
An orgasmia is a thing.
Several orgasmia are many things.

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Good luck bb!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,241

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Also it's $120 for the piercing, and jewellery starts at $105. This piercer is also the only one in Canada recommended by Elayne Angel, who invented the piercing I want and is basically a piercing goddess.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,245

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That's a little pricier but if you're gonna do it, might as well do it right. I've never heard of her but that's pretty fortunate for you. What kind of jewelry are you gonna put in there?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,251

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh turns out she didn't invent it after all (but she did invent loads of other genital piercings)

A circular barbell is traditional (like a septum ring), at least for healing. Afterwards you can put in whatever but i think i like the circular barbell. You can get super cute ones :)

Im so unspeakably excited, I've wanted this for years

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,253

Externally hosted image@1,097,245 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It can also be coupled with a VCH, which is also cute and provides stimulation. Not sure but maybe one day I'll get the VCH, definitely if i dont have the right anatomy for a triangle.

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,254

GROSS

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,255

@1,097,251 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Inventing...genital piercings...

How does that happen exactly?

Barbells make sense and can be cute. How did you find out about this kind of piercing? When did you start wanting it?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 57 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,257

@1,097,253 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What's a VCH? That looks uh...even more painful. Not sure I understand it.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,260

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> That looks uh...even more painful. Not sure I understand it.

this is how I feel

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,270

Externally hosted image@1,097,254 (N)
I think you mean fucking awesome

@1,097,255 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Being the first person to pierce that body part like that! Body piercing grew and diversified a lot as an industry in the west in the 80s and 90s.
I got interested in normal piercings as a teen, did research, decided i wanted a triangle by the time i was like 17.
I found a pic of me at prom with my nape surface piercing. I miss it. It healed super well and painlessly, just lost one screw-in end and it fell out one nighr.

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
@1,097,257 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Vertical clitoral hood. It pierces only the thin skin above the clit, so shouldn't hurt much at all.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,272

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> I got interested in normal piercings as a teen, did research, decided i wanted a triangle by the time i was like 17.
What put you off getting it sooner, out of curiosity?

Good luck btw!

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,275

@1,097,168 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Needles near genitalia make me very nervous.
You wouldn't want to end up with a mutilated cock, now, would you?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,276

@1,097,272 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Wanted to make sure i had a really good piercer, and then just kinda never got around to it tbh

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,279

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
you have your nips done right. did u lose nip sensitive

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,281

@1,097,275 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Damlol 10/10

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,283

@1,097,279 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I never had nip sensitivity. Was kind of hoping i'd gain some, as some people do, but nope.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,291

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that's what my some people were saying the other day but they also said they lost sensitivity ??♀️

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,293

@1,097,270 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh interesting. I dont follow piercing stuff because I freaking hate needles and pain, but it makes sense that it was part of the countercultural scene that grew in the 80s and 90s. And that's a nice piercing. Shame it fell out. Also sorry that your face was a giant black blob on prom night. That must have been embarrassing and hard to explain.

Ok that sounds less painful but still...that's a lot of hardware in a vagina. I'd be too much of a coward to get it! You're braver than me for sure.

@1,097,275 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I will show you a mutilated cock if you don't behave yourself right now.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,294

@1,097,291 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Yeah i think nips are a ymmv thing. Apparently piercing them makes it easier to breastfeed though! Not that I'm ever going to have babies.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,295

@1,097,293 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I just want easier orgasms tbh, it's incredibly difficult for me to cum

Maybe one day I'll pierce my neck again, it's like the one almost foolproof location for a surface piercing and i thought it was cute

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,297

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Aww I'm sorry to hear that. Is it a physical thing or a mental thing or both? I hope this helps a little at least.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,299

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Physical thing, its just never really happened. It would be lovely if this helped :)

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,300

@1,097,283 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I have only run into the lack of such nip sensitivity just once - Well not close up and personal - She has only been a very very close friend. Dance partner and if NOT for learning a lesson about going for boobs as I did at a conference with a Model hired for my companies product and after 4 days I just had just had to be closer to those Show Boobs and then discover that was ALL she had to offer - Plus it cost me grief with a new GF back at home - So I LEARNED A valuable life lesson.

So along cums Linda - Truly Attractive beyond description and and well probably beyond measurement wise more than I have yet to experience with a impossible small frame as well as a real Cajun accent - I now FORGET why I decided to not make a move on her and one night at a club she pulled me out to the street and pushed me up against the brick wall and said - You must be gay because you have not made a move on me and I want to NO Why?

I told her I valued the friendship and the chances were high that long term it wood not work out and I was not willing to take the chance of loss of friendship as that happens - She accepted my answer - So later and this is TMI but fits the thread - She told me she had Zero Nip/Boob/ Sensitivity and I said to self I can for sure get that in gear - Because and listen up - Another GF in my life a Surgical Room Nurse - She worked her way through Med School and later dropped out but she covered her student fees in partial by helping Men who were Quadriplegics. By showing them how they could be turned on sexually with just - mostly back skin massages

She demonstrated just how to me - Proving that the skin all in itself when stimulated and we are talking about just the Back and not even below the waist as butt - Could with the right aromas and music and lighting and whispers and all that - Well she was totally Right - So I figured I had a challange and I wood prove to Linda that she too could have Nip Sensitivity - ALAS - She said that boat had sailed

Cum to find out - IF she had agreed to be a Partner it wood have totally failed because she revealed she needed far FAR more than my equipment could provide - Later she tells me she finds it near impossible to get her needs met by any man - Such a shame given she is just Lovely outside and inside -

Ah so I will add this - Had/Have another Ex - She was with a guy that was so huge she could not accommodate - Nor could any woman - He commited Suicide as result - This Is before Web - Later when I view a Champagne bottle you nowhere as crazy as that is - Clearly that poor guy IF the web had existed he could search out such a woman -

So don't give up on those nerves that are there and just need well just need -

And for the creeps out there - have fun with this reply and go on and insult me as I am ready for ya

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,301

@1,097,299 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You know every woman I've dated has had the same complaint. I bet it's super common.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,308

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Lol 10/10 bud

@1,097,300 (Syntax)
It doesnt bother me, the body has plenty of other erogenous zones.

Eww replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,317

@1,097,300 (Syntax)
No female is ready for a pitiful almost 80 year old penis.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,324

@previous (Eww)
God i hate it when people refer to women as "females". You almost never see them referring to men as "males".

Eww replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,325

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you saying you are sexually attracted to Syntax?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,327

Externally hosted image@1,097,308 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

WALL OF TEXT FOLLOWS SO YOU CAN SKIP TO WHAT IS BETWEEN THE LINES

=

>


On that you are so correct - Besides of the many many things my long life has gifted me with - When one takes a trip to some distant point - Getting there should be as exciting or even more exciting than what one finds on arrival.

Me? Again TMI and it was only on a TV show - Seinfeld when Kramer said sometimes he fakes it - First time I became aware that there someone else as a Male - 90% of the time or more I do get to that wonderful end of the road - With a partner that takes a unique amount of time to get there - I make damn well sure I get her to the end of that road - And on occasion I can't get there myself - Yet the great lesson in all of that - The Road Traveled can be so exciting so much fun and on many occasion I have concluded I have had enough fun and do not need to get to the end of the road

Rare I fake it but have with a newer partner - AND the true Fact is - Sometimes that NOT Cuming to a Conclusion - Has been more wonderful more exciting then other times when I have.

Life has so much to offer - So perhaps you will find a way to get where you want to go more often -


=

==>

A suggestion if I may - A roommate of a now exgf who I must admit I desired as well but in such situations I do not step over that kind of line - The roommate after a few glasses of wine told me she could never get there with a partner or on her own- So I found a book for her and this is a very long time ago - Around 1983 or so - I went to a bookstore and browsed the isles for self help books and found this
A guide to sexual satisfaction WOMAN'S ORGASM by Georgia Kline-Graber RN

Gave it to her and month or so later she came up to me with Hugs - and handed me the book all highlighted - Not sure why she gave me back the book with the many highlights, which I fully admit were an interesting read- So I shared that with my GF that had no problem getting to roads end - She asked me for the book and she read it and then discovered, WE Both discovered the More she was missing - (mostly because it improved her self awareness

Thing is Miss Scientist - One one has a problem one can work on the solution - Science and those that study it have much to offer. So I am not about to say some hardware added can help - So many things beyond my short years of experience - Used to bug me a GF wood include a Vibe in the party - Yet I grew up and learned a few lessons - Still does not work for me when THEY insist on trying that on me but for sure it always make my neck less tense which is really is these days


=

==>

Out of here for what should be one of the very best meetings I have been to in Years - My idea for a breakthrough was discarded about 1.5 years ago as too costly and not in the ballpark of what 2024-2026 could offer in technology so Others got their wish to do the program as they proposed - The results are now in with experiments completed - Math and Physics analyzed and concluded that They were WRONG And They comprises a team of several thousand people. (4500)

So now they are ready to give my option a full try (they have at least included my option as part of their experiment and my option is the only part that gave worthwhile results - So now they tell me to present all the next steps - Of course I cannot do that - Wood take me months to prepare the total package - And I need a large team of people to help me out - People that do not exist in the current on board employee base of 35,000 people

So the meeting will put me up there in front of one hell of a lot of Scientists/PhD's and I am at least prepared to wow them just enough to get them to create the teams necessary to try my full plan in Alpha/Breadboard/Mode - Of course I could end up looking like an ass if it fails, but at least it will be a couple3 years b4 we all find out if I am wrong -

Wall of text will be useful in my brain to try and WoW them - If I do not at least the food provided is totally ordered as I suggested so that part is a win

ZoooOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooM-------------------------------------------------------------------->

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,328

@1,097,317 (Eww)
You better hope that isn't true when you turn 80!

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,333

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You too!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,334

@1,097,325 (Eww)
How did you manage to get that from my post? Have you recently fallen and hit your head?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,338

@1,097,333 (N)
I'm gonna be in my 20s for the next 90 years so I don't have to worry about that.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,339

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Fucking vampires!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,341

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
If it happens in movies it can happen in real life too. Now I just need to find a vampiress. ?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,357

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

A Jewish vampiress?

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,358

@previous (E)
That would be ideal but I'd settle for a normal one as well.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,359

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Do you think you can find one on OKCupid?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,360

@previous (E)
VampiresOnly.com actually.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,361

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Just hang in there, bud. You'll find a Jewish vampiress, who loves double-ended dildz almost as much as you. She might even be into Bloomberg.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,364

@previous (E)
Die

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,365

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Rude. Perturbed.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,691

Externally hosted image@1,096,997 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Heading down to Cali for the weekend

Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,696

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Where in Cali

Sources say that their is a cruise ship in San Francisco area that has job openings.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,705

@previous (P)
Just over the border to see my mom

Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,715

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
It's March not May = Mothers day weekend.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,772

@previous (P)
And? I don't let greeting card companies guide when I contact my loved ones

I normally just don't cause I'm horrible

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,775

just got thru watching a clip from an american idol taping and boy oh boy did it make me cry. i love it. the power of music, i just wanna one day man make a room of people feel like that. fuck.

edit: not necessarily cry, but man, understand and feel me, best im trying to explain, sth and relate love fuck ya

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,776

@previous (R)
something is wrong with you

nanjj replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,777

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
ugh

nomnqj !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,778

@previous (nanjj)
rude

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,786

@1,097,775 (R)
here's the American Idol clip if anyone cares ^-^:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfeXu26peJU

Anonymous R double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,788

@previous (R)
fuck he doing it for his baby

i wish i had a baby can dedicate to

hurry up me and becky or me and tripfeet

sth already, ugh

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,809

@1,097,705 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Is your mom a U.S. Citizen??

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,812

@previous (N)
Yeah, wrong border

Edit: reported for stalking

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,816

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Report that huge white dicks make you hard.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,827

I did it! I pierced my vag! So so so so painful, they did it at a 10 gauge. I screamed. Multiple times. Only time ive made a noise while getting pierced. The people in the waiting room looked freaked out when i came out, this one asian chick was staring at me trying to figure out what i had done

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,844

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I don't have a vagina but mine shriveled and dried up anyway. You are truly one-of-a-kind.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,847

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I am very excited for when it is healed :)
It's placed a little lower down than i expected, due to my anatomy, but it still looks cool!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,852

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Awesome. Glad you are happy with it so far. Soon it will be time to find out if it lives up to its reputation. Do you have to do any special tending to it now to help it heal?

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,854

@1,097,827 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
awesome :D

Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,858

Omfg quit fucking slobbering on her.

Anonymous N double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,862

@1,097,844 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> You are truly one-of-kind. LOL

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,863

@1,097,858 (N)
Not slobbering on her.
@previous (N)
I didn't mean that in a flirty way dweeb. I meant "I don't know why you want people to shove needles into your vagina you lunatic." but wanted to say that in a polite way. I'm not trying to hit on someone on an internet forum, in a relationship, in another country. I have plenty of women near me that I try and fail to get dates with thank you very much.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,864

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i'd shove needles into u bb

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,865

Externally hosted image@1,097,863 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> implying you like women.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,866

@previous (E)

> > implying you like women.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,867

@1,097,864 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Call me bb :*
@1,097,865 (E)
Ask your mother what I like buttface.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,868

@1,097,852 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Three times a day rinse with saline solution and wipe off any crusties with a gauze pad wrapped around a q tip. Cold dry compresses for the first several days then warm dry compresses after that. Clean in the shower with unscented dr bronners.

My partner has a prince albert and two dick implants so we match now :D

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,869

@1,097,858 (N)
Fake anon's not a pathetic white knight lol

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,875

@1,097,868 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That's a decent amount of maintenance. I hope it heals well!

Dick...implants? I'm not sure I want to know, but what does that mean exactly. Anything where you alter genitalia is a big NO from me.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,878

@1,097,867 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
ok pm me ur # @ usual ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,880

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
123-420-6969

Oh shit this isn't a PM dammit.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,884

@1,097,867 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I know what you like, Bloomberg and double-ended dildz.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,889

@1,097,875 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Cut a hole in the skin, insert a small metal ball bearing, stitch it up. Feels really good!

I got him to take pictures of my piercing and now i know i have a really good looking pussy. Nice.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,890

Externally hosted image@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Proof

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,892

@1,097,889 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> Cut a hole in the skin, insert a small metal ball bearing, stitch it up. Feels really good!
Nope. Not happening at all. I will take your word for it that it feels good but I'm gonna die not knowing with a smile on my face.

Is it better looking than mine? I doubt it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,893

@1,097,890 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Wow that is a good looking pussy. Nice color and a good amount of hair.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,895

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He just lies there on his back staring at me :D

@1,097,892 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Haha that's fair! It's certainly not for everyone. He says his whole dick went purple and was swollen for like a month. He called it Grimace.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,896

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Awww what a sweetie. I cat sit for a cat a couple times that would do that and then would NOT let me rub its belly. I thought that was very rude.

If my whole dick went purple I would pass out and go to the emergency room. What is the appeal of doing that at all???

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,900

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He used to like belly rubs but not since he got a hernia and surgery for it! Probably bothers him, poor thing. He only very gently bites (more like holding your hand with his mouth) so you'll stop though, he doesn't go crazy like some cats.

And the swelling doesn't last forever, silly. He says it didn't hurt too much, just throbbed when he got a boner or his boxers rubbed against it.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,902

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Awww adorable.

I know it doesn't last forever, but dicks aren't supposed to ever be purple in my experience. Does it give more pleasure during sex or something? I don't get why he would do that, though I guess it does make you a pretty natural pair now!

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,903

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It absolutely gives lots of pleasure during sex! For the receiver, not the giver.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,905

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Oh well the more you know. I guess it's like those ribbed condoms but unlike them it actually works. I still don't know if I could ever love someone so much that I'd want to shove metal balls into my cock to make them enjoy sex more. Seems a tad extreme for me personally but I'm glad it's working out for you!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,907

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I don't think it was for anyone specific!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,908

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So he just one day was like..."I need to shove things inside my dick because it will make me better in bed"? And then he actually did it???? Where did you find him???

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,909

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yup! Found him at punklofts, haha

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,911

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well that makes a lot of sense. Probably didn't find him at a mormon church. I'm glad the punk lofts were a force for good in your life this time!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,914

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Me too. I am ridiculously happy with this boy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,916

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
When you have an open bar wedding invite me!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,917

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wanna see the piercing?

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,097,918

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I am a perfectly innocent boy sorry I must refuse.

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jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,099,054

you fuckin sickos
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