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Topic: Fuck, I have to live 9 days on $30 US.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #9,648

No I'm not in a shitty Subsaharan country where that shit's possible either.

I'm in fucking Boston, and I'm shitting myself over how I'm going to make this work. There's food in the fridge, but it's still going to be shitty.

It's fucking scary how badly we need money from one day to the next.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #171,869

3.3 dollars a day for you. :(

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,872

Buy only essentials, toilet paper and cheap canned food. Just give up some of your comforts.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,894

Canned food, ramen, tap water

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,896

@previous (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
Oh god. It's going to have to be Ramen. Isn't it?

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,912

@previous (A)
Yup, and lots of it

vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,916

@previous (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
this

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,922

protip: A glass of water an hour can help curb hunger pangs.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,933

@171,896 (A)
protip: only use half of the flavor packets so you don't die of a heart attack halfway through the week.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,934

PROTIP: A Loaf of bread only costs 1.50 at walmart

!PROTIPqDn. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,942

@171,922 (F)
@171,933 (G)
@previous (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
protips, protips everywhere

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,953

PROTIP: buy a bunch of TV dinners that are on sale.

Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,959

I live like that all the time.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,963

Protip: post about this on Thought Catalog

vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,976

@171,953 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Look where that got you.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,978

@171,953 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
What do you even know about grocery shopping?

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,979

@171,976 (vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV)
School lunches fucked me over big time, but now I've lost over 20lbs JUST from not eating that greasy junk-food.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,980

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
You could just pick the school’s salad instead of pizza and fries with ranch dipping sauce, bro.

vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,982

@171,979 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
FUCKING SCHOOL LUNCHES


THAT SHIT'S DISGUSTING

NO WONDER YOU'RE A PEDO, THAT SHIT FUCKS WITH YOUR MIND PERMANENTLY

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,983

@171,980 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
That is exactly what I did.

!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,984

Eat lots of beans and instant noodles. :/

protip !!pMmAiEwOm replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,985

@171,983 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Congratulations, child.

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #171,986

@OP
I sure hope you like Top Ramen and Chicken Pot Pie.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #172,026

That stinks. How did you end up in that bad situation, OP?

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #172,068

when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade give live its lemons back
-shitty cash-in by valve

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,110

@previous (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
did you mean life? :S

r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,114

@172,068 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
...
> incorrect quote
> live


When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,115

@172,110 (L)
yes :' )

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,117

@172,114 (r04r)
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 triple-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,118

@172,114 (r04r)
also its fucking 3.30

vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,119

@172,068 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
Really? You aren't going to make apple juice with the lemons? Why did life give you lemons if it didn't want you to make apple juice?!

r04r replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,120

@172,118 (dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2vNuaBQNKE

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,121

Sell your body on the street.

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,129

@172,119 (vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV)
i dont know but portal 2 sucks dick

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,134

OP, look on craigslist and see if someone needs some furniture moved or their lawn mowed. Outside of that, you can always dress in some really shitty clothes and panhandle. Or go to a day labor place.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,137

@OP

1) Sell blood plasma
2) Sell bone marrow
3) Sell spinal fluid

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,139

@previous (P)
4)Sell anus.

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,143

@171,980 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
I wouldn't be surprised if kids are eating more junk food because their school's cafeteria food is disgusting.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,149

@previous (S)

I always made my own healthy lunch and brought it. Even in high school I didn't afraid of a lunchbox :p

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,182

@171,982 (vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV)
School lunches, how fucking horrible. What brought that up anyhow?

Shit is gross. I always brought my own lunch in High School. I became convinced certain dishes were being served with a side of lunch-lady pubes.

ninjjwichbot joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,199

Dude get one of those meals at Whitecastle where you get
20 chicken rings
10 sliders
and a SACK OF FRIES FOR 12 BUCKS

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,202

3 words: Reduced to clear.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,203

@172,137 (P)
You can sell spinal fluid?

jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,531

Splurge. Spend it all in one place. Fuck it at this point. You are going to be miserable.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #172,572

Buy 3 gallons of vodka and enjoy the next 9 days.
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