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Topic: Should Matt Sytnax and Bert all be banned for a long time?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 6 years ago #96,432

I am so incredibly fed up with the whining from all of them. Even when I ban one or two of them the remaining one posts nonstop about the banned ones.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Yes 18 55%
No 15 45%

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,088,034

yes except for Matt. Matt doesn't talk shit

dylan !DONgSbOYdw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,035

I am dylan, and I endorse this idea.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,036

?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,037

@1,088,034 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Matt only talks shit you chantard troll!!!

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,040

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
ugh but he has seniority!!! he's just lizzoposting! it's just schtick!!!!!!! what if he promises not to talk about Bert or syntax

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,041

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
He posts so many dumb posts like "poopfarts (pronounced as one turd)" that we always have to friggin delete and no matter how many years (pushing a decade at this point) that he is asked to stop, he just cannot. It's a compulsion at this point.

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,042

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Don't forget constantly babbling about Billie Eilish and Greta Thunberg.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,045

@previous (dylan !DONgSbOYdw)
And the predatory way he will make posts about 16 year old girls, get told to fuck off because they're underage, and then start posting again about them the day they turn 18. Ugh it is all so gross. I am just grumpy today though so who knows.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,046

@1,088,034 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I put up with slurs from the buzzard for years. He mocked me when I was homeless and he has made dozens of ugjy and vulgar references to me about my father dying of cancer...he has been doing this for about 5 years from when I was on tinychan. I have been taking care of my mother who is in very poor health and he makes veiled references to that now...and yet the mods do not give a fuck about it and when I ask for relief and am ignnored he glotes about how the mods are on his side. Well I've had enough...FUCK YOU very much. Bye.

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,048

@previous (D)

See you in a little bit.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,049

You probably shouldn't use a poll for this, they're easy to rig with multiple UIDs.

Anyway... I think it would be for the best. Those three days that Matt and Syntax were banned were noticeably better. Their mere presences cause so much shitposting and drama.

@1,088,041 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I agree with this post, he won't stop. Similarly, Syntax isn't going to stop crowbarring Matt into every context he can or hassling other posters over personal details. It's compulsive. They're never going to stop and they both ignore warnings to stop.

I'm a little more apathetic about Bert recently. As idiotic and cruel as he is he mostly just worships Trump nowadays. He might calm down about Syntax if he was gone long-term.

(Edited 52 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,050

@1,088,046 (D)
I banned him this past weekend for exactly that reason. Now I want to ban him for longer. Which makes me on his side, clearly.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,052

@1,088,049 (E)
We banned Syhtax for like a week once I think. Bert was still posting drivel under the name "syntax" four days into it and never once stopped. He is beyond hope.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,055

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well, outside of the Syntax obsession in my view he's the least disruptive of the three on the fora as a whole. Ofc all three of these men hype each other up, but I think that of the three Bert might be least disruptive poster on his own.

That said, I'm not going to be too sad if he's gone. He's still a jerk that's threatened to rape people.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,057

@1,088,041 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> He posts so many dumb posts like "poopfarts (pronounced as one turd)" that we always have to friggin delete and no matter how many years (pushing a decade at this point) that he is asked to stop, he just cannot. It's a compulsion at this point.

it is great, it's genius, how do you not appreciate it by now, etc

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,058

@1,088,046 (D)
> FUCK YOU very much. Bye.

If only you had the courage of your convictions. (used correctly)
You ain't leaving. 100's of times you say you will. You truly make all men of the Navy look weak.

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,060

If you want to ban them, you'll have to ban me as well!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,074

Ban everybody. That’s the only way to stop the insanity.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,075

Externally hosted imageSo I have work to accomplish and so much to say but so little time
ninjj who is so clueless about the amount of pedophilia content Matt has made over the years and what he did to Tryptch - Alas I once early on had respect for how ninjj respected and helped Salty yet somehow ninjj ends up backing the key poop and pedo Matt - Truly as he grows up he makes Cathy look far more mature day after day. Guess there is no hope for ninjj and my metaphor with his sword made of rice paper.

bert who I once to my regreat talked the Admin and Mods of TC to turning off the Permaban on him - Then helped him with a small gift of $$ to help him eat for a few days - Such a waste of good money that could have helped some children in need instead of a drunk waste of human flesh. I like having bert around mostly to make fun of Trump. Odd how bert backs a man who faked bone spurs to get out of service to our country - Then bert Backs Matt in his Pedo activities and tries to pin Pedo on me by using Syntax as a Moniker and showing the files he has on very very young kids for berts sexual needs.

Matt should adopt bert.

Years ago back when r04r was fed up with the Matt Syntax Drama - I made a promise to her I have kept - She demanded the same promise from Matt - Issue was New Posts/New/Topics that were spamming Minichan.org - I gave my word I wood stop with the Topics and Matt made the same exact promise - Since that time I keep my comments to Replies only and NOT one single New Topic related to or about Matt - Matt of course has never once been a man of his word and continued to Spam MC

But given my history with how and the way he ends up owing a forum he is in - He will take it over with Poop or in the case of Toyota multiple platforms Oil changes - His rule is at least 35% ownership one way or the other. Poop as Fake Anon points out is his top priority. ninjj just had no clue who and how often that shit is Matts creation. Only the Mods have a clue how often this happens.

@1,088,049 (E)
> or hassling other posters over personal details

I doooon't do that to people I respect - Not to Kook - Not to Tryptch - Not to Cathy (Not after I got her to stop asking dumb questions and taught her to use Google and she sure does and has grown a bunch and earned my respect)

Never made fun of Fake Anon trying to get laid - Never made fun of Meta with weight problem - Not as Syntax or Anon - Just helpful questions about his bike but even at that just one post once a month IF That much - There are many who never get me to bring up facts not in dispute THEY brought UP

ninjj's recent upset over the State he resides in when I was ONLY Trying to help him with something he enjoys Asian wise for New Years - Alas so much for even trying to get him to leave the house and get out and experience real life - Funny how he flipped out over the mention of the State he lives in - Such a pussy -

@1,088,055 (E)
Took me and a few Other people to convince bert that it was a total for real Permabann on both MC and TC if Bert failed to stop with The Rape threats - In email to me he said he was a Man and No one was going to tell him what he could or could not post about - So with Bert Rape of Females was ok in his book but the very mention of what triggers him is not now allowed to mention on MC but is TOTALLY OK on TC and on TC he sees more from me but others now have taken over which makes it simple for me as they continue to torture the one person that thought it was totally ok to yell Rape from everyone from Tryptch to r04r becky Kook and even Harlequin how the hell could bert have done that to Harley. He must have had no clue how much that hurt her deeeeply.

And then he wines about people he is close to with just silly comments from me that are NO WHERE in the range of violent Rape he so favored.

Oh and Fake Anon

That week ban was result of complaint and ask Meta in the background Meta was totally against it - Becky ended up AGAINST IT - Reason was for making fun of a Relative that was and is FAKE - A made up Character Non Existent - I could have appealed BUT I have NEVER EVER Appealed a Ban - I was officially INVITED TO Ban Evade and I still did not post - Just gloated over being banned for a made up Fictional Relative

Becky actually posted that the ban was a Mistrake! AND I still did not post -

I like the fact that Mods Make Mistrakes on occasion

Out of time so ya all have a good rest of day/nite

(Edited 50 seconds later.)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,082

@previous (Syntax)
> so much to say but so little time

But yet, finds the time to write a wall of text which no one will read.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,097

i will accept a ban for this post

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,104

Let them post

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,106

I see Matt, Syntax, Bert, and, Nopaltzin voted.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,118

@previous (dylan !DONgSbOYdw)
Did they vote “yes”?

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,122

@previous (L)

They did not.

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,123

@previous (dylan !DONgSbOYdw)
Who’s “Nopaltzin”?

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,126

@previous (L)

A troll who copypastas syntax and matt drama.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,127

Yes, yes, and YES!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,129

Ok here's the deal. We're gonna ban them all for 1 week. Next Wednesday we'll take another poll on whether we should keep them banned basically indefinitely, or if we should bring them back.

q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 0 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,130

matt and syntax seem pretty chill..

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,131

@1,088,129 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

You're doing God's work, Fake Anon.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,132

Is Ninjj banned? Wtf?!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,133

Bert and Syntax have so many UIDs (300+ each) that it is taking very long to just even ban them lmao.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 9 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,134

@1,088,132 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
Nope.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,135

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thank God for that. Am I banned?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,136

@previous (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
You are also not banned!

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,137

@1,088,133 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

lol. Yet Bert wants to talk shit on Syntax.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,142

@OP

Who is "Sytnax"?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,160

@1,088,133 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do you think this is a deliberate anti-ban strategy? ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,163

@1,088,137 (dylan !DONgSbOYdw)
Bert update:

"This is Bert. I want you to know I am over this crap and will not be returning. You people (mods in general, Snake Anon in particular have failed at your responsibility to run the board in a fair manner. I put up with Lynne the faggots shit for shit and went along to get along but then finally got upset with it to the point I started calling him what he is, a piece of shit. The post I made about him making ugly remarks referencing my family today was 100% factual and not embellish but rather reserved and less informative as it could have been. I just decided to look back a minute ago and see what people were saying about Snake Anon's ridiculous post in which he lumped Mat, the old dick and me together and saw I have been banned. The fact that you have continued to aid and abet Lynne's terrible antics makes me see that you are not acting like decent people and its obvious you are bowing down to that scumbag because he gave you money and you think he is not a conniving no good bastard. You have finally convinced me you are not about to do anything at all about him so really it is NOT difficult whatsoever to decide to leave this board I have enjoyed for years because AS/IS it is disgusting to not only see that wrinkled old fuck act like he does but even more sick and sad to see his abusive behavior go totally unchecked by you clowns (mods). Maybe I will check back one day down the road, maybe I won't. Its been a good place for me to spend some time and I have enjoyed it until recently but now I truly am truly exceedingly angry and resentful you have not done the right thing and stopped this heinous shit head fromall but making it impossible to enjoy. Whatever...enjoy yourselves and enjoy the monster you coddled and continue to coddle nuts in your mouth. Good Day."


1. Bert is still technically permabanned for posting borderline/actual child porn under the name Syntax and yet I let him post freely.
2. Prior to this ban, I banned syntax like 3 or 4 times telling him to stop talking about people's families, even though I don't actually give a shit about that. It was all to keep them from whining. We were forced to invent rules where there previously were none specifically because they could not behave themselves or even pretend to live up to the standards they were insisting we hold the others to.
3. I am not coddling Syntax by permabanning him you complete and utter shit for brains.

Sadly bert will never see this post but it's the truth. :(

(Edited 47 seconds later.)

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,168

Typical...

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,170

@1,088,163 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

You don't have to tell me, I've been right here watching it. Bert thinks he should receive special treatment, but whines about alleged special treatment that Syntax received, despite it all being in his head. The funniest thing is, that he thinks anybody is going to miss him. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,173

Even a week seems like too much

Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,178

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Agreed

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,185

fuck off OP unban then you baby

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,188

@1,088,173 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
just for Matt. he's a fixture
the other two can suck each other off to death for all i care

jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,189

@1,088,129 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Ok here's the deal. We're gonna ban them all for 1 week. Next Wednesday we'll take another poll on whether we should keep them banned basically indefinitely, or if we should bring them back.

where's my five dollars

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,215

It's for the best. Those three were all awful, even if I kinda wanted to give Bert a shot at posting without them, but OP raises the great point in that he was technically already permabanned for being awful.

This is quite exciting, to be honest! Minichan might finally be throwing out its biggest shitposters! What a day. It's even better than it sounds, too, because this will also shut up all of those creepy and obsessive Matt/Syntax posters that orbit around the two of them.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,216

??????????????????????

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,230

It looks like the Three Stooges have multiple unbanned accounts and are furiously voting “no”.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,236

Matt was OK, but he's been consumed by his own shtick. He doesn't even acknowledge genuine replies or topics anymore it's sad to see he has deteriorated into this. Maybe a ban will help him.

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,238

Personally I'm opposed to any permabans, but the constant incessant shitposting does need to stop.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,240

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Well... I'm not sure there is any way to stop it besides banning them. These are all very obsessed men. It has been over a decade at this point and they're still at it. Even the more proactive moderation recently hasn't really deterred them. They just spew their feuding all over the place.

I sympathise with your viewpoint, but at the same time, permabans would be justifiable at this point.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,243

@1,088,238 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
It’s fine

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,250

@1,088,163 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Bert is still technically permabanned for posting borderline/actual child porn under the name Syntax

Wow

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,258

@1,088,240 (E)
It's frustrating because I don't even mind a bit of shitposting, at a certain level. But coming here to see ten new "lol poop" threads, random half-threatening walls of text aimed at actually decent users, a million reports because Matt said x and Syntax replied with y, or because Bert got angry at a Syntax impersonator, or some other nonsense, does get tiring.

Having said that, I don't feel that permabans are in keeping with the Love Foræ's spirit (unless for something truly egregious) and I'd be far more inclined to ban in stages — two weeks, a month, two months, three — and then think about extending it indefinitely.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,260

@1,088,250 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yeah he's a real piece of work.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,275

@1,088,258 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
How about no bans

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,280

@previous (K)
Except for pedos and pedo posters

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,281

@previous (U)
> That would make it Matt, Bert, syntax, Grover, and TG/Merrin.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,299

@previous (J)
I say let all of these people post except Grover

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,309

@previous (K)
i say let none of them but liberate Indy

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,318

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

> i say let none of them but liberate Indy

You mean “Matt”, right?

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,324

@previous (R)
sure, M*tt, Indy, whatever

Anonymous R replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,326

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Matt. His name is Matt.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,330

Liberate Matt, please. He is the fora father

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,339

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
He is also the worst, most prolific, whiniest shitposter we have.

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,342

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Sounds like he creates a shit ton of extra work for the moderation staff as well. Pun intended.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,345

@previous (dylan !DONgSbOYdw)
He does, and no amount of scolding or threatening him publicly or via PM ever gets him to stop shitting up the board for more than like a day at best.

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,346

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

What a sad life he must lead.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,350

@1,088,345 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> He does, and no amount of scolding or threatening him publicly or via PM ever gets him to stop shitting up the board for more than like a day at best.

then make me a mod but only with control over Matt's posts I'll cover the extra workload??!!!!!!

jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,351

@1,088,345 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
and i will ban him if he gets out of line. I bet he would shape up if I were his personal Post Trainer

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,353

@1,088,350 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Not possible unfortunately.
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I highly doubt that! Maybe we'll unban him, the fora is kinda dead without him, but holy shit not having to deal with his spam is nice.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,358

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
it is dead without him slightly. do we have less mattposters lately?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,360

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
They're still around, just posting less. Matt was their primary reason for checking the fora apparently.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,362

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
If Matt had written like this about food, or indeed about anything, during his chan/forum career, he would have been warmly received and appreciated as a well-loved bon vivant. He comes off as intelligent, well read and cultured. Instead he spent 25 years pushing several stale and repugnant shticks, until the point where he was doxed and had photoshops of his dead relatives in obscene situations sent to his family.

It's just sad to think about what could have been. Even if he's turned a new leaf and really changed, the Caveatipse/Indy years will haunt him forever.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,364

@previous (H)
You almost exclusively copy and paste old posts by or about Matt/Syntax, and have done so for a very long time. I'm not asking this to be rude, but what exactly is wrong with you?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,365

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I mean, why not do something I can't? Like write a novel? Or start a restaurant review magazine? Or get published?

The things you brag about are things anyone can do. Yes, I too can go to translate.google.com and paste in pop song lyrics and make a dozen topics about All Star makes no sense if you translate it from English to Xhosa and back to English. Instead, why not actually write a Xhosa language pop song and become a pop star in South Africa? That's something I can't do.

If you're going to brag about something, it should be something no one else - or very few people - can do. Swiping a credit card or copying and pasting into Google Translate is something anyone can do.

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,370

@1,088,362 (H)

True. I see pontential in him as well, but he squanders it on doodies.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,377

@1,088,075 (Syntax)

> bert...Then helped him with a small gift of $$ to help him eat for a few days

Literally the only reason you did that was to gain access to his personal details, which you have been doxxing all over a certain other site since your ban from here.

> Years ago back when r04r was fed up with the Matt Syntax Drama - I made a promise to her I have kept - She demanded the same promise from Matt - Issue was New Posts/New/Topics that were spamming Minichan.org - I gave my word I wood stop with the Topics and Matt made the same exact promise - Since that time I keep my comments to Replies only and NOT one single New Topic related to or about Matt - Matt of course has never once been a man of his word and continued to Spam MC

Re-read this paragraph and then remind yourself that you're almost 80 years old.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,379

@1,088,353 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ah it's fine, Minichan is past its prime anyway. Let's just live out our final years in relative peace.

@1,088,358 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Probably. They were the proverbial flies circling the shit of Matt and Syntax, obsessive weirdos nourished by two more extreme obsessive weirdos.

It's really quite brilliant. By silencing Matt and Syntax, several other idiotic and boring posters have also been silenced by extension.

@1,088,364 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He thinks it's hilarious and probably cannot see that he comes across as insane.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,381

@previous (E)
Syntax has made one post in the past like 5 days and all they do is whine about him and get mad at the moron reposting old syntax posts.

Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,382

@1,088,379 (E)
It is pretty funny

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,387

Fucking unban them you useless little tsetse flies

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,388

@previous (K)
Post the full name and mailing address of each individual you wish to have unbanned. After you are banned, we will send a letter to each of the other banned individuals in a mocking fashion. Hopefully you will be motivated enough to create your own forum where you can annoy each other to death.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,389

@1,088,387 (K)
A Mattposter missing his lord? You must try to find purpose outside of him.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,394

@1,088,387 (K)
Why? It's so peaceful here now.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,414

unban matt and bert
they just need occasional discipline
syntax is beyond hope, and he just instigates. matt and bert aren't so bad when syntax isn't around.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,416

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
When syntax isn't here, they are still making thread after thread about him.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,417

@previous (J)

> When syntax isn't here, they are still making thread after thread about him.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,418

@1,088,416 (J)
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
not really

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,421

@1,088,417 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

They still make some, but if he were permabanned, that might be different.

Green !StaYqkzUPc replied with this 6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,422

Couldn't you keep Matt to a containment thread? Or have one thread where he can post his shtick indefinitely, but he has to make quality posts everywhere else? Or maybe Becky could write a contract that Matt has to sign, binding him by law to not shitpost on Minichan.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,423

@1,088,414 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Matt doesn't really respond to discipline either. His annoying shitposts also aren't entirely tied to Syntax and his harem of Mattposters push his buttons anyway.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,429

@1,088,417 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
syntax is really the fuel for Bert and Matt's worst offenses tho

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,431

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Yup. If any of them come back I need to explicitly prohibit mentioning syntax though. Ugh what a mess.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,439

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
According to Bert, MC mods are cunts, and fuck MC, TC is where it's at.

Oh, and you're a worthless piece of shit (Bert's words).

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,441

@previous (J)
The feeling is mutual but there's no reason to be so rude about it and he'll get over it eventually. Or he will feel wronged and be bitter about an internet forum dispute until the day he dies. No way to know really

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,442

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

With any luck, he will be bitter until the day he dies. Cursing your name with his final breath.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

dylan !DONgSbOYdw double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,443

100 git

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,444

@1,088,442 (dylan !DONgSbOYdw)
Seems like a pretty lousy way to live a life but what do I know. Life is too short to hate!

dylan !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,445

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Yeah, but it fits Bert to a T.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,454

@1,088,444 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Syntax said
> Oh and I continue to post there in the background because I have written permission. Not that every Mod is aware but if they make a fuss, when they read the written permission, it will be difficult for them to whine.
Over on TC. Is this true?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,455

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Uhhh as far as I know, no. He may have gotten permission from another mod but if he was I was not told about it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,456

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Shocking!
And yeah what would be the point of banning someone whilst giving them permission to evade lol

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,457

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It would seem to defeat the purpose, yes. I have asked and I'll wait for a response but I would currently lean strongly towards "that didn't happen."

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,464

@1,088,454 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Syntax said
> >Oh and I continue to post there in the background because I have written permission. Not that every Mod is aware but if they make a fuss, when they read the written permission, it will be difficult for them to whine.
> Over on TC. Is this true?

lol what a weirdo. how delusional and bored to you have to be to lie about secret special permissions on minichan. right after a ban. lol

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,469

@1,088,456 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I gave Syntax written permission to evade. So when Fake anon tries to ban him, Syntax will whip it out and Fake anon will be all like "oh shit he has written permission to evade bans!! my bad lol!" and have to unban him. Now you might say "wont this cause a problem because he has the most obvious text voice ever?" but the deal is, he gets to evade but all his posts are actually written by that Nom de Plume secret editor he has that writes all the science and technology articles on the Huffington Post.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,509

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
I'm very disappointed he had to tell everyone your secret deal. How untrustworthy!

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,513

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
It's still secret! No one's seen it.

Honest to god though if any one of the three was able to drop their shticks, feuds, verbal tics, etc, and evaded in a way that you couldn't tell it was them I would actually be so proud that I would turn a blind eye to it.

Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,516

Syntaxs written permission to ban evade is the old PIA link on the ban page.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,517

@1,088,509 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
did you give him written permission to ban evade?
If not that only leaves tteh, or, gasp, that it's a lie

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,523

@1,088,454 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No, he most likely does not have some special secret permission. He is also once again ignorant that he has perhaps the most obvious text voice and mannerisms ever, and probably couldn't go undetected for five minutes.

Bert isn't much better, mind you. I've played banning whack-a-mole with him once when he was VPNing and he usually gave himself away quite quickly. Matt actually has suppressed his usual urges for short periods and gone undetected, but his compulsions always come out eventually.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,525

@1,088,454 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
This recalls an earlier habit of his of acting like he has special connections to MC staff:

http://minichan.org/topic/39841#reply_531044
http://minichan.org/topic/39841#reply_531050

It could also be that he's misunderstood or is twisting something that another mod said. That's also happened before. Like, when he was asked to stop mentioning where a certain poster lives, he still followed that poster around the board making references to where they live but following it up with "but I won't say where because the mods asked me not to". The underlying message of "you are making this person uncomfortable, stop referencing their location" seemed to be lost on him. All he understood was the literal request to stop mentioning the place by name.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,526

@1,088,517 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> did you give him written permission to ban evade?
> If not that only leaves tteh, or, gasp, that it's a lie

Are you suggesting the guy who once gassed up a 747 with his credit card is a liar?

Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,530

@previous (Z-1)
Hi Matt!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(Edited 2 hours later by a moderator.)

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,531

@previous (Anonymous Z-2)

> Hi Matt!

Wasn't there a rule recently that anyone who incorrectly guessed another person was Matt got banned for a day?

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,541

@1,088,517 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> did you give him written permission to ban evade?
> If not that only leaves tteh, or, gasp, that it's a lie

What can I say? We were gassing up Epstein's 747 727, and certain... deals... were made. ?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,542

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Absolutely loving this. Rather than simply countermanding Fake anon's ban, you secretly wrote a permission slip saying that Syntax could post here. Syntax would then produce this secret permission slip if challenged by another moderator (who surely wouldn't just re-ban him on sight), allowing him to post freely. However, either by accident or design, this byzantine arrangement was exposed by him on a separate forum.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,543

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

> Absolutely loving this. Rather than simply countermanding Fake anon's ban, you secretly wrote a permission slip saying that Syntax could post here. Syntax would then produce this secret permission slip if challenged by another moderator (who surely wouldn't just re-ban him on sight), allowing him to post freely. However, either by accident or design, this byzantine arrangement was exposed by him on a separate forum.

I was going with the Occam's Razor explanation (Syntax is talking out of his ass again) but I like this version more.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,544

@previous (Z-1)
No, no. It's all very logical. The fora's admin would not simply tell one of his moderators he disagreed with ban he issued. He would instead grant the banned user a secret note allowing him to post, and say nothing of his disagreement with the ban publicly or to all of his mods. Indeed, it must be a very powerful note. Syntax assures us that any uppity mod trying to ban someone of his influence would be instantly pacified by seeing this note.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,545

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I want to see what he says he has. I'm genuinely puzzled at what it could be.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,546

Ok I am going to make another three poll draads and figure out whom people want here.

(Edited 8 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,549

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I should caution you that polls are easy to game. The best way to poll the fora would be to count posts as votes, and then keep a manual tally for how each user votes.

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,550

Externally hosted image@1,088,546 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
They are non-binding tho. As an anonymous Sim once said: Minichan is not a democracy!

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

tteh !GETFUCKED double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,554

@1,088,542 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Our secret plan, foiled! And to think, our only mistake was revealing it explicitly.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,555

Hahaha. This secret note thing has to be the funniest thing he's said in a while.

As he tells it, the Minichan moderation is a secretive and very formal operation, giving out secret deals to influential posters that not even all mods are privy to. It's certainly not just an informal group of internet friends on a small forum, who rarely do anything more strenuous than deleting shitposts.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,556

@1,088,525 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Jesus how greasy. I feel a little dirtier just reading that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,558

@1,088,550 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Yes I am using these polls as data collection. Nothing is binding but it helps mods figure out what to do.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,559

@1,088,556 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You better be careful insulting someone with powerful friends here like syntax. Wouldn't want to accidentally wake up and be banned now would we?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,570

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I do hate accidentally waking up. And thanks for confirming that you suck syntax's cock, Snake Anon. I knew bert was right all along!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,573

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I hate waking up period t b h.

> bert was right all along
I'm glad you have finally realized the truth. Bert has been right for years but it just took you too long to see it. What a shame. :( I hope you learned your lesson.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,574

Leave all of them banned, because who ever becomes unbanned will gloat and excessively shitpost for way too long.

Fuck it though, unban them all without making a show of it and let them come back as soon as they realize it immediately

(Edited 59 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,579

@1,088,573 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I bet he was right about being a southern gentleman and the best i could do, too! I should have slept with him while i had the chance. I'll always regret that.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,580

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I guess you will just have to live the rest of your life and sleep with people who aren't Bert. It sounds almost impossible but you just might be able to do it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,581

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yep. It's led to a decline in sex with my partner. Not because either of us feels unwell - i just can't bear to look at a man who isn't a massive flabby 50 year old. It disgusts me to think i chose to move in with this guy instead of going to tennessee.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,583

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Think of all the everclear, reheated supermarket pizza, and stimulating political conversation you missed out on by picking some random Canadian guy over Tennessee's most eligible bachelor. How could you be so ignorant?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,591

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
All i can say is it's a lesson i will never forget. He will always be the one that got away and my heart (and vagina) will always pine for him. All those rape threats to me turned me on so much, and the rape threats to others and their mums just made me so jealous. He's mine! Nobody's mum can have him!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,605

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
This is the saddest post I've ever read. I am crying so hard right now I can barely even type this out. Thank you.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,612

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
you can't have him either

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,615

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Ok listen here BUD I no longer feel sorry for you. He can be mine if I want it god dammit. I will fight you and I will win if you try me.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,623

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
topless jello wrestling?
topless jello wrestling

This reminds me, Faygo is sugar free. At icp shows they spray 400liters of it. I was soaked from head to toe, woke up the next morning not sticky or crunchy at all!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,632

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sounds good to me. Name the time and place and I'll be there. I may wear a bra though because I'm quite shy.

Why did you go to a damn ICP show?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,636

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Only if it's a lace or mesh bra.

I was working at the bar. If i had to clean that shit up i was going to the fucking show. $45 entry. They were awful musicians but great performers.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,639

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Mesh bra it is. Gotta let everyone see my sexy nips. Get ready to lose so badly you need to skip town and get a new identity.

Lol that actually sounds awesome. I would never ever seek out an ICP show but if there were one going on at work I would 100% be there. Did they have a mosh pit or anything going on? Also what does Faygo taste like? I've never had it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,643

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Hells yeah, mesh bras are sexy as hell. Most of mine are mesh.

Me and my coworker (also a fairly small chick) were driving the pit, the juggalos seemed a little scared of us haha. I didn't actually drink any faygo but some people seem to like the pineapple (i think)! Dep around the corner sells it. I got a bunch of smokes from sympathetic juggalos who felt bad about the cleanup :)

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,649

Hahaha. I took a glance over to TC, and it gets even better. Cut this down a bit, but bloody hell, this is amazing. Now he's saying there'll be a coup to overturn this holy "WRITTEN PERMISSION".

Thank you for asking the question - I read your question and took about 3 minutes to ponder exactly how to reply. I really think it wood surprise you as to who/which/what/ Mod did that - I when I say Written Permission I do mean WRITTEN PERMISSION!

I have it copy and filed in two places just in case - But how Exactly do I go about proving this to someone like you - I respect you for multiple reasons - I also feel deeply sorry for you but in open am not about to detail why Exactly Nor do I think a few words from me or anyone else will help this WITH ONE Exception perhaps. Hint - You made a reply with some hard hitting information about yourself and not a single MC person could think of what to reply to you so no one did - I still have no clue how I could have possible reply in the open. My bad

I don't no you really more than what you post - You have enough of a Scientific background and degree and some life experience such that you and kook may be the only two on MC TC to Trust with the answer.

My only reservation has to do with how exactly how am I going to No if you email me that it is really you and not some Mod Troll from MC trying to find out who exactly gave ME Written Permission and when I say it's WRITTEN PERMISSION - It's such that YOU will not disagree with the content of the permission or the Authority of such permission - It is beyond dispute.

Sure Mods could gang bang and with a Democratic vote Revoke the current permission

m*tt liberation front replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,651

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
beyond dispute!

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,656

@1,088,649 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Is he trying to imply that somebody lets him use an old mod account? Like the play on words of "permissions" or some shit? I'm too high for this, I need a dab.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,658

There's also this gem:
IF U yes U are paying close attention to the S L O W ...D O W N...Of MC - The grinding to a Halt action on MC - It has NOT gone without Mods doing serious back channel discussion of state of how the place has ground to a HALT - Mods who often were in background now have to be full out in open posting or ninjj has NO One to play with anymore

This is all true, by the way. Despite activity being at usual levels for quite some time now, the mods have all suddenly panicked and have held "back channel" discussions about activity. Oh, and mods are now also posting more openly so ninjj doesn't feel lonely (or something).

Fucking... lol. He talks about Minichan like it's some formal organisation. Why is he attaching such gravitas to it? It's just a small chan.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,659

@1,088,643 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Nice. They're my favorite kind.

Short people in pits are the scariest because you dont want to hurt them but also you know they are fearless and will fuck you up. Idk if they sell any Faygo around here but if they do I'll buy it just to say I did. Cant imagine sugar free soda tastes good since sugar is what makes them actually taste good but you never know.

I actually have years that Juggalos are actually decent fans and like clean up after themselves somewhat and are respectful etc. I wouldn't expect that for people who are fans of awful music played by people in clown face paint or whatever, but I guess I am wrong. That was very nice of them.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,663

@1,088,656 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
He's basically saying that some sort of higher authority on Minichan (presumably tteh, the admin) wrote him an email or something saying that he could post even if he was banned.

It's weird and untrue. He's prone to being over-dramatic like this, sometimes.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,665

@1,088,649 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
> I also feel deeply sorry for you but in open am not about to detail why Exactly Nor do I think a few words from me or anyone else will help this WITH ONE Exception perhaps. Hint - You made a reply with some hard hitting information about yourself and not a single MC person could think of what to reply to you so no one did - I still have no clue how I could have possible reply in the open. My bad

I hated that.

@1,088,659 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yeah, i talked to a few on the metro ride home and they were saying how they're a family and thus don't really mosh. They seemed nice tbh! They're dedicated too, there were guys in full face paint waiting outside the bar since 2pm, before the bar even opened.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,670

@1,088,658 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
> mods are now also posting more openly so ninjj doesn't feel lonely (or something).
you guys are so sweet :')

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,671

@1,088,665 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Damn now that is dedication. How do you get that kind of loyalty???

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,675

@1,088,670 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
you are loved, clearly

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No idea, I've never had that much dedication to anything. If you figure it out lemme know!

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,678

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
ive met like 2 juggalo families. like street parents with lil juggalo babies

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,681

@1,088,670 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I mean I did notice the activity slowdown but I am not posting just to make you feel better or anything like that. If things get too dead we can always unban them or spread the word. "Serious back channel discussion" though? Why must everything be so damn melodramatic.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,682

@1,088,678 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
lil babies in full juggalo paint

A lot of them seemed to come from a specific area off island. a mullet is called a [area] cut in french. coincidence? i think not.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,683

@1,088,675 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I will contact u @ usual when I do.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,088,684

@1,088,681 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> but I am not posting just to make you feel better or anything like that
so tsundere I love it.. ..

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 23 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,053

@1,088,658 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
> Oh, and mods are now also posting more openly so ninjj doesn't feel lonely (or something).
I don't get it. I always post openly. I pretty much never go anon.

> It has NOT gone without Mods doing serious back channel discussion of state of how the place has ground to a HALT
Let's see. We're deprived of:

* "Lizzo's chocolatine buttcheeks" and "FAO KOOK URGENT LIFE OR DEATH MUST WATCH!!!!" (monkeyroll) topics
* Copy/pasted entire Wikipedia articles
* Spirited discussion of who said what on Bianca's forum in 1997
* Three posters each making fun of each other's living and deceased relatives, then each reporting the other two for "family harassment"
* Whining from each about how the other two are "coddled by the mods" or something and why won't we take action about it??
* A certain user helpfully trying to find restaurants, stores, local events, etc as close as geographically possible to other users, despite repeated polite requests to stop doing that.
* just kill me now for fucks sake...

So yeah we've lost a lot of activity. Is this bad? Not really.

@1,088,663 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I see on TC it's changed now to he has the written permission, but doesn't want to exercise it because he is above the whole drama and he is going to be the bigger man. Or something.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,054

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
he is trying to imply that he is posting here secretly now I think too

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,059

@1,089,053 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He has responded to my email but it's too long

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,102

@1,089,054 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
That's definitely possible but also seems pretty contradictory with his claim to have permission to post here when banned.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,103

@1,089,059 (dreamworks)
Details please

I'm a little annoyed about the condescending "advice" to get better taste in people regarding a situation from a year ago which i dealt with long ago

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,105

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
get new friends who offer you their breast milk at dinner parties

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,108

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Can you really call someone a friend if you haven't drank their breastmilk?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,163

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No you cannot!

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,347

@1,089,103 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think I hope I have told you how I feel about you doing CopyPasta of my mail to you about why I left MC - I have that on file but just not about to dig into my emails to see exactly what I said - Bottom line, I can not trust you with information that would hurt a mod - Of course it's a Mod and I thought by now that Mod would say something -

After all they could give me permission and change mind and take it away - Easy cum easy go - Unless it's buried in some post on MC - I did a quick skim and so far nothing -
Perhaps it was to just to humor me? Do I care? Hell no because month or three ago a Mod offered me something and I said NO Way No how -

BUT THE FACT IS I DO HAVE NEW WRITTEN PERMISSION!

dreamworks double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,348

some time later he goes on about how minichan cookies are easy to fake because he can use a vpn

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,349

@1,089,347 (dreamworks)
Wow. His logorrhea extends into his email.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,350

fake anon and killer lettuce please relax

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,357

@1,089,347 (dreamworks)
> why I left MC
i wonder if it had anything to do with being banned

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,359

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Why does Syntax hate you so much? Some of his posts about you are brutal and vitriolic.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,362

@1,089,350 (K)
I am so relaxed you would not believe it.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,375

Externally hosted image@1,089,350 (K)
Fuck you! THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT FOR YOUR BULLSHIT! FUCKING SHITLISTED!!!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,388

Externally hosted image@1,089,359 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)
I don't hate him at all - I find it sad to review his morning noon afternoon - after after noon early evening mid evening late evening after midnight use of a social medium of internet - I once met a couple who were laid up living the rest of lives in a Hospital of sorts run by county of Los Angeles and someone helped them get a ham radio license so they could speak to the outside world and even set up equipment - When I say laid up I mean as living immobile on a gurney with no chance of recovery until some early death because total immobility leads to heart lung etc problems - Nice couple who met at the hospital -

Was there with my wife to visit the best friend of my Mother who was there to waste away from like Muscular Discorphay or something like that - For what the place was by the by it was really as nice a place as one could hope for from any county anywhere

"Rancho Los Amigos National Rehabilitation Center is a rehabilitation hospital located in Downey, California, United States. Its name in Spanish means "Friends' Ranch". Wikipedia"
For more than two decades, Rancho has been ranked among "America's Best Hospitals" in Rehabilitation Medicine by U.S. News & World Report. In 2011, U.S. News ranked the Downey, California-based hospital 7th among the 138 hospitals rated in the Greater Los Angeles area.

Lots of green grass - Open spaces - Great memories for the few visits and ninjj appears to be of such sorts

Hell he posts the name of his State with even photos - I go out of my way to share something he values re Asian Culture with Festival Information in his Hood and he goes APE SHIT Bonkers- Fukin Man Child - He says 25 but he is going on 11 yrs old

And Green I am the one who keeps saying as Anon good/GREAT 2C U sober

PS am doing this in a very very VERY long reply to MC person in email and needed to look at TheySent me in email

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,429

@1,089,359 (Green !StaYqkzUPc)

> Why does Syntax hate you so much? Some of his posts about you are brutal and vitriolic.

because i rag on him for being a fag
also because he knows I can turn a crowd against him if I want ?

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,431

@1,089,388 (Syntax)
> Hell he posts the name of his State with even photos - I go out of my way to share something he values re Asian Culture with Festival Information in his Hood and he goes APE SHIT Bonkers- Fukin Man Child - He says 25 but he is going on 11 yrs old
do you not realize you have been banned for this kind of post twice this month

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Anonymous V replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,435

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

> do you not realize you have been banned for this kind of post twice this month

No, he doesn't realise it. As someone - KL I think - noted, what he takes away from his bans is not that he needs to just stop mentioning personal details about people completely. He thinks he's being told to stop literally naming people and their towns. If he doesn't do that, he thinks he's fine. He's an extremely weird person.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,439

@previous (V)
i can't figure out whether he's an old fart with his head up his ass or just plain autistic

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous V replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,444

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

> i can't figure out whether he's an old fart with his head up his ass or just plain autistic

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Facts R Us replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,446

@1,089,431 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

> >Hell he posts the name of his State with even photos - I go out of my way to share something he values re Asian Culture with Festival Information in his Hood and he goes APE SHIT Bonkers- Fukin Man Child - He says 25 but he is going on 11 yrs old
> do you not realize you have been banned for this kind of post twice this month

Spell out exactly what I posted 2day that is currently against any new rule a mod made this week Go on show me Child.

@1,089,429 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
> He thinks he's being told to stop literally naming people and their towns.

Where exactly did I name a person with town they live in or state today- Go on show me

I think you are playing with Looser~anna persons effluent and your eyes are covered with such so U think U C what is not there

(Edited 37 seconds later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,447

@1,089,429 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
> also because he knows I can turn a crowd against him if I want

YES there are in fact many Trannies here that want to back up a Tranny such as you

They feel sorry for you is all. So you get support - Besides u here 24/7 without anything of value to do outside of a minimal wage few hour job and fear going outside other than rare times

Fact that you have a social disease is well just sad

AND Speaking of two faced - You cry files when u recently showed the files on TC you fap2

Was good 2C how 2faced u really R

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,089,460

Jebus fucking christ... Shitax starting his shit already.
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