Topic: Post poop cleanup

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,395

Civilized world: use water to flush away poop.
USA: use cheap paper to smear feces all over my buttcheeks and get it caught in my butthair then just walk around like that the rest of the day.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,087,534

Not for who owns a Roach Coach

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,537

@previous (B)
Pretty obsessed there, buddy.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,590

@previous (A)
Says the guy who makes 100 topics about Syntax each week

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,615

@previous (C)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,737

Bump

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,739

I don't get it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,761

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
People in other countries use water, not TP.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,763

@previous (A)
but other countries also use tp

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,767

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Not civilized ones, like France.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,797

@previous (A)
France absolutely uses TP.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,800

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Not on a roll like traditional TP though, it's like a napkin dispenser.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,802

@previous (H)
Not in my experience

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,843

@1,087,800 (H)
Yikes NOT even in outhouse in winefields/vineyards of Southern France - Rolls got that Rolls

Someone I No said people in France eat Beef Raw rather than cooked - And of course in just one dish actually a couple like Steak Tartare or Carpaccio they sure do and I have enjoyed this in Paris with an unexpected all you can eat with a GirlFriend - Special Gal who I shared a bed with but Not in that Way - Bless the Gods I never made any rong moves - Miss her as she is with the Angles currently

It was a Friday nite special and we had no clue when waitress asked if we wanted more? and we said er what and she said you can have as much as you want so we got one more order and just about as we were done more came and then More until we said NO MORE Please - Damn it was Terrific

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Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,845

@1,087,802 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@previous (Syntax)
I don't know about low tier touristy places, but if you ever visit an authentic location this is the norm.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,851

@previous (H)
When I said OUTHOUSE in a Vineyard I did mean Exactly That!

A gal was inside just pulling her pants up so I was embarrassed yet she was not at all. Been all over France and for the most part on my own money - First two decades of visits were for sure on my own money. Been a lot of places on Planet Earth were you have to buy paper from some outside attendant and that is for sure TRUE rite on my own border at Tijuana - Yet even there it is someone unrolling paper you pay 25 cents for.

Of course Muslims are infamous for no need for paper as the left hand is the norm.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,855

@1,087,845 (H)
I certainly was in "authentic" France

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,869

@1,087,800 (H)
Yea they do

dreamworks double-posted this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,870

@1,087,845 (H)
No it isn't

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,943

@1,087,851 (Syntax)
@1,087,855 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@1,087,869 (dreamworks)
@previous (dreamworks)
> Not knowing about French napkin dispenser toilet paper
I hope you don't consider yourselves cultured

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,953

@previous (H)
Try what I just did
Google French napkin toilet paper dispenser

Result is 244.74 Euro from a company in France

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,980

@1,087,851 (Syntax)
And, you are 77 almost 80

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,999

Poopcup

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