@previous (C)
Same idea. He also has spent his life doing and saying horrible things, stalking people and their families, and grooming underage trannies.
@previous (A)
Sources say Syntax is busy pointing out the dangers of buying food from a fry cook, that runs a Roach Coach - Who has a SCAT Fetish.
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Sources say Syntax talks about himself in the third person like a crazy man.
@previous (A)
Sources say Syntax is in good company - For instance take politicians, a few who you may be aware of.
Notable illeists aka 3rd Person speakers
Politics
• Julius Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gallico (58–49 BC) present the author's exploits in the Gallic War in the third person.
• Henry Adams, historian, author and descendant of presidents John Adams and John Quincy Adams, throughout his autobiography The Education of Henry Adams
• General Douglas MacArthur was known to refer to himself as "MacArthur" in telling stories involving himself
• Charles de Gaulle
• Richard Nixon
• Bob Dole
• Mikhail Gorbachev
• Paulo Maluf Brazilian politician
• Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump (Both have used third person in their presidential campaigns in 2016.)
• Herman Cain During his United States presidential campaign in 2012
• Narendra Modi Prime Minister of India
• Anthony Garotinho Brazilian politician
• Roy Kwong Chun-yu District Councilor and legislator of Hong Kong

The list must be very long for famous 3rd person examples.
Sesame Street's Elmo and Jimmy from the sitcom, Jerry Seinfeld.