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Topic: Best lube for masturbation.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,275

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/sex/g9872644/lube-best-lubricants/

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,086,131

Masturbating is against minichan policy btw. If I find out there are any self-abusers here they will be banned.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,133

> self-medicators

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,150

@1,086,131 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Go ahead, ban me and my hand but don’t walk away feeling like a man

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,256

A foreskin

dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,293

Why would you need lube for masturbating

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,296

@previous (dreamworks)
idgi

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,299

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Me neither that's why I asked

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,301

Ranch dressing didn't make the list, huh?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,318

@previous (H)
the ranch dressing quips were never clever nor even slightly amusing after the 3rd or 4th mention. You just make yourself sound dumb when you repeat it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,326

@1,086,293 (dreamworks)
Heh. This are very good question friend. Please try, it are making your hand very good time :)

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,339

@1,086,293 (dreamworks)

Americans disfigure their penises so in order to fap they need to grab their dick and rub it and the skin doesn't move so they need lube so their hand can glide up and down smoothly

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,346

I'd be so ashamed to not be circumcised.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,362

@1,086,339 (E)
If you think that's true I dare you to jerk off a circumcised cock and prove it.

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,372

@1,086,339 (E)
That's p gross. Did you know circumcised people grow a nail-like layer of keratine on their pee pee head??

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,373

@previous (dreamworks)
that doesn't seem true

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,387

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I mean I haven't personally observed this layer but Wikipedia says it's true

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,399

@previous (dreamworks)
I invite you to take a very close in-person look of my cock and see that it's not true.

dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,401

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Pic

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,402

@previous (dreamworks)
I said "in-person" dweeb.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,403

@1,086,387 (dreamworks)

> I invite you to take a very close in-person look of my cock and see that it's not true.

This. Careful, he spits.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,425

It's completely unfair women get to make their own lube ?

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,438

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Only a celibate person would say something like that, lol.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,442

@1,086,362 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Jokes on you, I already did. I was afraid that he would get friction burns.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,443

@1,086,425 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
If you're doing it right, the woman will be drier than the sahara, thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,086,445

@1,086,442 (E)
Keep doing it bud. Be a hero.
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