Topic: How many helium balloons would it take to hang myself?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,160
I imagine it would be a choky hanging rather than a neck breaky hanging. But how many balloons would it take to make my body fly away?
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #1,084,718
how much do you weigh
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,719
Get some weather balloons.
Meta (OP) joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,720
@1,084,718 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
748 pounds
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,721
@1,084,718 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
About 60kg
ftd !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,746
You'd look like the house from UP.
Not to be morbid but a finer solution would be helium asphyxiation.
(I am joking - I hope you are okay)
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,747
It’s impossible because there is a helium shortage, making it well over 20 dollars to buy enough to do what you’re trying to do.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,749
@1,084,721 (A)
you'd need like over 4000 balloons
I'd say 5 thou
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,756
@1,084,746 (ftd !Cs02iDB7RA)
You can't traumatise a playground full of children with helium asphyxiation
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,868
@1,084,749 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Unfortunately for OP, it would be cheaper just to breathe the helium using an exit bag or something.
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