Topic: Which dragon dildo should I buy?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,154

There are just too many variations. What is the best beginner dildo for someone who doesn’t want to have an ass full of blood at the end of the day and continue to shit out blood until the end of the current year?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #1,084,673

Buy all of them, and then pick the one that fits best.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,689

Get one with a seven inch circumference.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,702

thee thy or eye re: rekkomend thee biggest re: ONE ONE ONE

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,708

@1,084,689 (C)
The circumference of my peener is 6 and a quarter.

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Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,709

@previous (E)

Nobody believes you, baby-dick Bert.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,710

@previous (C)
It is though. I measured it once.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,716

I got the dog one once

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,726

@1,084,673 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wtf I thought you were op

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,732

@previous (G)
Most users probably thought so as well. Luckily I am a man of mystery and unpredictability, so I fooled you all. ?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,767

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> so I opened a new tab in incognito mode and typed in my tripcode. ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,782

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Dont give away my secret techniques like that you jerk.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,785

@1,084,716 (F)

Was your ass dog-ready or did you have to work up to dog-readiness?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,809

i bought a medium sized one and when i got it their "medium" size is still fucking impossible to put into anyone

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,810

@previous (I)
how many people have you tried to put it into

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,811

@1,084,785 (C)

I had to work real hard to get dog-ready.

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