Topic: I just ate 2 Beyond Meat burgers and 1 Beyond Meat sausage

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,078

and boy is my tummy full. I almost feel like a real meat eating freak!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later[^] [v] #1,083,926

We are proud of you i suppose.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,931

Shove that sausage into your mouth baby.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,932

@1,083,926 (B)
Yeah, I’m going to eat like a fat ass to try and put on some weight because tbh, I’m looking like a fucking twig bro

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,933

@previous (A)
Just eat normal food like a normal person

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,935

@previous (D)
What is this “normal” you speak of? Sorry, I don’t speak sheep.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,936

@1,083,932 (A)

I hope you know that it's greatly beneficial to eat in front of some entertainment like episodes and movies. That really helps taking your mind of whatever you are eating and how much of it ♥

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,937

@previous (B)
I was gonna grab for the fishless fish filets but then I had to slap myself out of it. I don’t wanna go into this food eating frenzy full throttle. I’m going to take it slow. Eating those plant based burgers and sausage in one sitting was already overdoing it since that’s over the equivalent to what I typically eat in a whole day.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,938

@1,083,935 (A)
If you weren't an entitled spoiled brat you'd know.

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,939

@1,083,937 (A)
Oh shit, of course you don't have a job and your mom buys you everything

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,940

@1,083,938 (D)
I’m not a sheep, though.... neither am I entitled, spoiled, or a brat. I feel like you’re just name calling out of jealous because I’m not a sheep?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,941

@1,083,937 (A)

That's what I call two steps ahead. Slow and steady does the job, stability is the boss.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,942

@1,083,940 (A)
Do you demand your mom buys you hipster food?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,943

@1,083,939 (D)
Let guess what your motto is.

Think like a sheep, eat like a lion.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,944

@1,083,942 (D)
I did as a kid but now I’m an adult that demand myself to buy it. Nice assumption, though. You sound like someone that wants to eat like me but you cannot afford it. I’ll buy you a Beyond Burger, man. Calm down.

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Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,945

@previous (A)
Why aren't you spending your disposable income saving the environment?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,949

@previous (D)
Are you really that stupid? Eating what I’m eating is saving the environment.

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,952

Please eat normal meat. Thanks.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,953

@1,083,949 (A)
No, you're eating the environment. You vegetarians are fucking eating our precious flora. Stop.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,954

Did you havr fun eating your goo-meat?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,955

@previous (F)

> Did you havr fun eating your goo-meat?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,957

@1,083,949 (A)
By lowering your life expectancy, yes. Stop eating processed trash and eat normal healthy food

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,961

@1,083,953 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
And you meat eaters are eating our precious animals.

P.S. have fun with your cute pet flora that lacks a central nervous system . Almost as pointless as a pet cat

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,962

@1,083,957 (D)
A plant-based diet, when done correctly, which is how I’m now doing it prolongs life, not shortens it. Do some research. Thanks.

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Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,965

@1,083,954 (F)
@1,083,955 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
My “goo meat” is not meat but I’ll assume it was gooey at some point. Still much better than the goo in your McBurgers.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 49 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,966

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,967

Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,968

Anonymous A (OP) septuple-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,969

Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,971

Anonymous A (OP) nonuple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,972

Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,973

Want me to eat animals? Okay, I’ll eat this fella

Anonymous A (OP) undecuple-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,974

Or this fella

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,979

@1,083,965 (A)

I don't eat at McDonalds, but hey, nice madpost.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,980

Jokes on you, I'd eat all of the above without a second thought.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,981

@1,083,979 (F)
I’m not mad. The animals are. And their blood is in your big, round-shaped belly, too.
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I’m okay with you, then. I don’t hate/dislike meat eaters... just the ones that only eat the animals that are commonly eaten. That’s because they’re a bunch of sheep. They’re afraid to eat a cat and dog but eat similar animals all day long. Just because cats and dogs aren’t the typical delicacy.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,982

I am supaman

For da aminal fwiends

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,184

@1,083,952 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
This

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,194

To Meat, and Beyond!

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,225

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Sounds pretty gay, tbqh.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,230

@1,083,971 (A)

I ate one of these last night!

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,246

@previous (J)
Gay af

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,326

I was drunk when I made this thread but I still stand with thread, which is unusual when I drunk post. You fags relying on dead animals to nourish yourselves are pathetic, Neanderthal-like hypocrites.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,328

@previous (A)
Hundreds of thousands of years of human nutrition VS some twiggy little Nancy boy eating ultra-processed peas with six times the sodium of cheap hotdogs. Cool story bro

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,347

Beyond is gross, upgrade to Impossible

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,363

@previous (K)
Maybe Beyond Meats are too meaty, yeah but it’s great for meat eaters that are trying to cut out meat. Impossible meats are more for those that don’t care for the meat texture, which is okay.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,084,615

@1,084,328 (D)
Its as if he is an idiot.

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