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Topic: Almost every time I wake up I feel an urgent need to urinate

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,070

Sometimes I try to go back to sleep but I usually cannot and have to get up and walk tn the bathroom. I am thinking of keeping a large piss jug beside my bed.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,083,849

I always enjoy that because it’s relaxing and helps me sleep better.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,854

@previous (B)

That's just you being a good consumer and enjoying whatever the fuck, probably the some tp commercial did this to you!

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,855

@previous (C)
Uhh... I don’t use tp after peeing. I hardly use it even after pooping, due to lack of poop stains on the tp. I’d imagine tp companies hate me. Lol.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,857

@previous (B)

I suppose bigTP hasn't poisoned you with diarrhea yet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,860

@1,083,855 (B)
I suppose you should just tell them to get in line.
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