Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later[^][v]#1,083,817
Oh no, has his narrowboat sprung a leak
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,083,822
Someone told him brexit might negatively impact the value of his flat, so he's been using every spare minute frantically deliverooing cocaine all over London to make up the difference.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,083,824
Hello, I am a friend of Svet's. Unfortunately, Svet got coked up one night and went out to Deliveroo. He accidentally delivered to a black family, which he usually avoids, and ran away in fear when they opened their door. In his coke-induced panic he ran into a wall and concussed himself. Thankfully the black family called an ambulance even though he was calling them all sorts in his concussed state.
So he's currently in hospital right now. Me and the lads are trying to use this to get him off the cocaine so wish us luck.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,083,831
I'm pretty sure he's busy in his new job as a heart surgeon, now that all the Paki Indians have fucked off back to Cambodia.